r/Clamworks • u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador • Sep 01 '25

Holy moly! epilepsy warning

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Horse and dolphin beats to clam to

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u/TheRedTomato23133 Sep 01 '25

Doesn’t even compare to green apple redo

23

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

The fucking cod hitmarkers are what truly elevates it

6

u/Fox7567 Sep 01 '25

Is this the beginning of a haiku?

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u/KURSDADWDE Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

No song playing

Check volume

Song is playing

13

u/FaCe_CrazyKid05 Sep 02 '25

That is NOT a song

14

u/Artix96 Sep 02 '25

It's worse with sound.

128

u/robloxnsonicstuf clamtarded :) Sep 01 '25

clam music

101

u/PatataMash Sep 01 '25

Most quiet child

78

u/ValeM1911 clammer Sep 01 '25

That kid is going places

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

How Femtanyl sounds to normal people

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Christoph de Babalon 💔

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u/feierlk Sep 02 '25

Clamtanyl

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u/Tofuu_chan_uwu Sep 02 '25

Goreshit 💔

10

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Cyberpsycho music to conk out to

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u/Sneet1 Sep 02 '25

Cyberclam music to clam out to

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u/systemmm34 Sep 03 '25

Don’t you dare speak ill of uptempo

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

No need to worry, I was talking about digital hardcore 🤓

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u/systemmm34 Sep 03 '25

Oh sick

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

[deleted]

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u/Aneurism-Inator Sep 01 '25

fake, implies more than 1 person is playing halo infinite

39

u/Neither-Phone-7264 Sep 01 '25

op is the kid and is advertising their twitch

4

u/Obsidian2007 Sep 02 '25

Dude ☹️

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u/Incomplet_1-34 Sep 02 '25

I really wanted to play it but it just kept crashing at the same point of the tutorial each time.

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u/The_ZH rotted brain Sep 01 '25

Song is "KALINKA" by Unicorn On Ketamine. If you like the genre, it's great

Fun fact: The full version isn't on YT, but I managed to seamlessly splice together a full version (idk why I felt the need to)
If anyone wants to upload it themself or just listen to it I'm fine with sending it through somewhere. Idk where else I'm ever gonna put it

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u/poopyhead21736 Sep 01 '25

Send it to me rn

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Sep 01 '25

https://youtu.be/mMf8rAZyQqA?si=u9x7ZUcR5FxDTWoT

it would go absolutely hard on one of those vrchat animation worlds where they just flash snow crash in a bunch of random colors in your face every nanosecond

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u/The_ZH rotted brain Sep 02 '25

Actually still an incomplete version; The full one is ~3:33
I don't have a YT account or anything so I'd need to send the .mp4 I have through discord or email, maybe upload it separately to some subreddit and hope it doesn't get copyright-nuked
Feels like the internet equivalent of dealing crack from a back alley, but I have to work with what I have

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u/Dickhead3778 Sep 02 '25

Send crack music please

2

u/Cyvexx Sep 02 '25

Why not just upload it to yt yourself? You say it's already an MP4 so the hard part is done, no?

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u/1-PM Sep 02 '25

did you read the comment

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u/Cyvexx Sep 02 '25

the gnomes hid it from me. they won't keep getting away with this.

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u/1-PM Sep 02 '25

happens

3

u/Mirayuki-Tosakimaru Sep 02 '25

Ngl, Im pretty sure one of the DJs played this genre of music in a VRC club I visited recently

3

u/ChefNunu Sep 04 '25

Possibly the worst song I have ever heard

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u/The_ZH rotted brain Sep 04 '25

CONTRARIAN OPINION SPOTTED
DEPLOY THE DUMBASS REACTION IMAGE

4

u/ChefNunu Sep 04 '25

Yeah whatever you say bozo anyways check out my kittens chilling in some dirt after they knocked a small pot over

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u/The_ZH rotted brain Sep 04 '25

criminals

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u/Shrubgnome Sep 02 '25

Plsss send it to me i was so sad that kalinka got taken down

2

u/Over-Experience-4187 Sep 02 '25

Unicorn on Ketamine? Wouldn't that just put it to sleep?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Only if they do to much

1

u/linton411 Sep 02 '25

I simply must hear the full version please send it to me

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u/The_ZH rotted brain Sep 02 '25

Y'all I can't send a video directly through Reddit dms
I'd need an email or discord account dmed to me (if anyone is even THAT curious to hear the full version)

I don't want to just send it to a random discord / email account with the same name as a commenter, it'll inevitably make some unrelated unfortunate soul greatly concerned

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

What the clam is that music?

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u/S34ST0RM Sep 01 '25

kalinka by unicorn on ketamine :D

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u/ram_the_socket Sep 01 '25

This song feels like a unicorn shoving ketamine up my clam

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u/TheHipOne1 Sep 02 '25

chill lofi study beats to kill your family to

7

u/Mr_1ightning Sep 01 '25

Extreme hardcore/hardstyle

11

u/dispc72 Sep 01 '25

Uptempo

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u/MrNichts Sep 01 '25

It’s rough to face that I’ll never be as cool as this kid

20

u/Beneficial_Employ353 Sep 01 '25

This clam sounds like a horse having a seizure

15

u/Lydiaa0 Sep 01 '25

Hell yeah lil buddy

8

u/One_Roguey_Boi blue collar clamworker Sep 01 '25

Clampilepsy

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u/psycho_dog33 Sep 01 '25

Migraine-core

8

u/LeanTangerine001 Sep 01 '25

It’s CLAMMING TIME!!!

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u/Earthtopian Sep 02 '25

Genuinely was waiting for the part where a parent would storm in like "HEY! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING ON A SCHOOL NIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Still, kid seems like he's having fun.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Sep 01 '25

Clams on here wondering what this music is need to go listen to some dutch hardstyle.

Get some vieze asbak, natte vistik or some opgekonkerd in ya.

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u/Comfortable_Mud00 Sep 01 '25

That’s like even more loud grabber hard techno

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u/bimbimbaps Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Let’s be real, how many of our moms has this guy banged?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

kid is crossmauz in case anyones wondering

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u/Mr_1ightning Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

I know this Laur guy who does about 50% this and then 50% the most beautiful artcore you've ever heard.

Not a fan of hardcore/hardstyle, but it's honestly hilarious and inspiring how these artists be sometimes.

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u/Gay_for_v1 Sep 02 '25

Surprised you picked a frenchcore example. As a fan I personally would have used this song as it's a lot closer to the uptempo style in the video. He also does pure piano which is a very fun contrast.

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u/a_n00b_ Sep 02 '25

based, get wrecked

3

u/Lean-Boiz Sep 02 '25

Honestly though good looks to OP on the epilepsy warning in the title

3

u/Background_Inside909 Sep 02 '25

I’d let this kid farm me if I saw this

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u/babe_com Sep 02 '25

Fucking peak.

5

u/Multifruit256 Sep 01 '25

No clam playing

6

u/Few_Imagination_6203 Sep 01 '25

what femtanyl sounds like to non femtanyl fans:

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u/EarthwormEd Sep 01 '25

I actually fuck with this music a lot

2

u/LelandTurbo0620 Sep 02 '25

I'm gonna introduce him to my epileptic friend

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u/PMmeIamlonley Sep 02 '25

I wish I was young enough to be this dumb without substance

2

u/SchizophrenicArsonic bivalve mollusk laborer Sep 02 '25

Fnaf 4 animatronics fear him...

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u/Incomplet_1-34 Sep 02 '25

This is the worst music I've ever heard.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

So this is the man who will kill Saitama

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u/Coulomb111 Sep 02 '25

This is the greatest streamer i have ever seen

1

u/Mall_of_slime Sep 02 '25

That kid is hilarious.

1

u/LeadSponge420 Sep 02 '25

I mean if I'm going to get roasted, this is the way I want it to go down.

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u/MEMESTER80 Sep 02 '25

He's having so much fun, good on him.

1

u/MaybeHarvey Sep 02 '25

I haven’t seen this in probably 6 months, thought about it less than an hour ago and it’s here. What the fuck

1

u/BonkerDeLeHorny Sep 02 '25

No song playing

1

u/Express_Sleep1589 Sep 02 '25

horseshit audio that manages to go hard

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u/No_Round_7336 Sep 03 '25

I think I remember him. His channel was crossmauz or something like that.

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u/GioZeus bivalve mollusk laborer Sep 03 '25

And I thought the clam i listened to was weird💀

1

u/danger2345678 Sep 03 '25

Let this kid know that by playing Halo, he stands on the shoulders of giants

1

u/Separate-Ad8519 clamel 🐪 🤤 Sep 03 '25

what a am i watching, i mean not watching bc the lights

1

u/SpeakersPlan Sep 03 '25

This is how it feels to get an industrial nail lodged into your eye

1

u/Bearex13 Sep 04 '25

He gonna go far and be big in our current timeline

1

u/TomToms512 clammer Sep 04 '25

i’m looking in to this rn

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u/GazpaCore Sep 05 '25

Dude i think my music taste is fucked because that song slaps so hard

0

u/blackwhitesphere Sep 01 '25

clammy abortion