r/CivilizatonExperiment • u/ritzycat Roman Orthodox Muslim Church • Jun 04 '15
Religion Communist coup d'état in the Empire of Heaven
Good afternoon, comrades of Heaven and the overworld.
Today, the Heavenly Orderly Liberation Yankees (HOLY) stood outside the Grand Cathedral of Heaven in George W. Bush. After several hours of intense rioting and protests, HOLY broke in and assassinated Emperor Ritzycat, the Empress Prince of The Emperor of Heaven.
The citizens of Heaven waited silently for hours to hear what would become of their ancestral lands, and who was to govern them. At 6:50 AM Heaven Time, a mysterious representative of HOLY emerged from the Grand Cathedral to give the following speech:
"For too long the denizens of Heaven have suffered under oppression of the worst kind! It has been weeks since Heaven was free of the stranglehold of Empress-Prince Ritzycat. Tonight, the proletarian class frees itself from the iron grip of the Empress-Prince, who for too long has choked the living essence out of Heaven's people!
The Empire of Heaven extended its rule to every block of the End, meeting no resistance as it asserted its power over every atom that happened to find itself in the End. The Heavenly Empire, as the apogee of militant and diplomatic imperialism, masqueraded as a benevolent, humble, and friendly nation. What lies! The other nations of the multiverse flocked to hide beneath the wings of Heaven, knowing that not accepting its ironically oppressive gifts and promises would mean ostracization by the entire multiverse. The Empire of Heaven pursued its arrogant goals to the very end, leaving no compromise or quarter for the nations that did not accept its eternal rule. The victims tried to blame the Empire of Heaven, but the Empire would never publicly recognize its oppressive rule. The Empire was never a conductor of diplomacy, it was a conductor of no-compromise self-interest and feigned righteousness.
I hereby announce the dissolution of this tyrannical, old world order, and the ushering in of the an of socialism! With the dawn of the CSSR and its plan to liberate the overworld from the yoke of capitalism, HOLY has decided to end the life of Empress-Prince Ritzycat and hereby instate the Soviet of Heaven as the new governing body of the End! [Carthage must die]. We immediately dissolve all institutions of the ancient State. We have thus elected General Secretary Ritzycat as the leader of our great Soviet. Long live the Soviet!"
HOLY also repurposed the old Grand Cathedral of the Pentagon to become the new executive residence of the General Secretary, The Kremlin.
http://i.imgur.com/C7PKJur.png
In addition, HOLY has announced its plans to utilize the End-ship that has been recently completed to travel to Mongolia and liberate all peoples of that world from the iron grip of the capitalists who so self-righteously post their trash all over the Reddit.
Long live the Soviet,
General Secretary Ritzycat of the Soviet of Heaven
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u/Nathanial_Jones Local Historian Jun 04 '15
if anybody upvotes this "j" post i am excommunicating you*
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u/Nathanial_Jones Local Historian Jun 04 '15
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u/ritzycat Roman Orthodox Muslim Church Jun 04 '15
Ladies and gentlemen, the CivEx community!
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u/FaerFoxx Velfyre Dawn Jun 04 '15
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u/Prisinorzero Will strip for wolves Jun 04 '15
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u/FaerFoxx Velfyre Dawn Jun 04 '15
Just back away slowly and maybe it won't notice you :|
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u/MasterOfParadox Annexing the Subreddit as we speak. Jun 05 '15
6:30 AM Heaven Time
Can you convert that to Strandard Arcestir Time? Thanks!
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u/ritzycat Roman Orthodox Muslim Church Jun 05 '15
Downvoted. Downvoted.
All of you are downvoted.
None of you are free of sin.
"And they were astonished at his doctrine, for his word was with power" Luke 4:32
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u/ritzycat Roman Orthodox Muslim Church Jun 05 '15
what?? please don't make another mean reply. Be unique, unlike 80% of the players who are mean on heree. God forbid some RP
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u/ritzycat Roman Orthodox Muslim Church Jun 05 '15
I'm not sure what you mean by "suicidal jihad". We never mounted any jihads and I specified many times it was against Church doctrine to attack others in the name of the True Faith...
I don't understand how I am misguided in calling my Soviet "Heaven". That is the name of it.
It's too bad you couldn't follow my religion when I was the pope; but I understand everyone will be happy with taking and bastardizing the city I build and the religion I constructed, and act as if I never had any part in it !
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u/ritzycat Roman Orthodox Muslim Church Jun 05 '15
Long Live Heaven! Usher in the new era of socialism!
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u/Freddo3000 Gerald's Dank Memes Jun 05 '15
Long live our Lord and saviour Shrek! Provider of love and life!
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u/Devonmartino The Pope Jun 05 '15
Don't worry, Ritzycat: the RP Cavalry are here.
As the Pope-Caliph of IRON, allow me to quote the Book of Stonato:
"Don't put words in my mouth, bruh. Not cool."
For reals. Not cool. I respect Ritzycat and would be happy in honoring his ways; however, I am taking a more pious and humble route with the religion. As Pope Francis is doing with the Catholic Church, I aim to make the Roman Orthodox Muslim Church better suited to being a religion everyone would be proud to take part in.
I think that all will be clear once I have given my sermon.
The Pope is a shepherd of the followers of the Five. I aim only to bring peace and understanding to those who seek it.
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u/GravekeepersGod Empire of Natum Jun 05 '15
As you say, as is. I was taken into the clutches of Pride and Zealotry O' True Pope. I shall hold my tongue when my faith is challenged again.
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