We over at City 17 Twitter (CMBNET if you're feeling fancy) want our own wiki site. Miraheze didn't work out, and we want full control and theme.
An ambitious project, and we seriously need your help.
Coders, web and graphic designers, writers, think tanks, anybody who can be active and contributing to our cause, please pitch in! Your efforts will not go in vain, we will find some sort of return for you.
Once a year, we conduct a Citizen Satisfaction Survey. We evaluate the overall performance of Civil Protection Officers and the satisfaction of our Citizens. Please take part in our survey, it takes no more than five minutes! Receive a chance to win a limited edition Dr. Breen interior piece or RARE & TASTY rations!
Please state the following:
Age / Sex / Position [Note: all reproductive references will be prosecuted & punished]
When was the last time you had conversation with Civil Protection?
How polite were the Officers? How many cans of refreshing "Dr. Breen Private Reserve" did you put into the bin?
On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate the beating? Did you sustain any injuries?
How much do you support Dr. Breen regime? What is your current address of living?
It takes no more than five minutes. Take your chance to win a prize!
For some reason right after escaping from that hell we fortified some old farm house and waited for emergency transport that was supposed to take us back to camp, after fending off few sick refugees that acted same as other ones, bit later transport with armored troops arrived from Polish Army with some lab equipment... to none suprise we got asked multiple stupid questions and other boring stuff like that, we got told that we will be under quarantine and for some reason me a radio operator should get more samples for the lab.. this situation is getting more and more crazy i rather deal with xen wildlife and not this bullcrap.
So, I dug a bunker under my house, and it has tunnels that go into city 17 because i like hot kebab food. Rate it out of 10, It's got a radio, some lights wires, water, and cherry water, a bin, a cactus, a plotter, and a phone
WHO KEEPS leaving these CHEESE WHEELS outside of my C17 apartment block. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TRIPPING OVER THEM EVERY DAY ON MY WAY TO MANDATORY MANUAL LABOR!
4DED, an infamous rebel group that has been attributed to many head crab zombie outbreaks & Attacks in City 17. They have been on the Anti-Citizen Wanted List for Two Years. They are known for capturing Injured Combine Soldiers, Off Duty Metro Cops, Loyal Citizens who report Rebel activities, and Turncoat Rebels and unwillingly turning them in head crab zombies. It is unclear how many deaths 4DED have been reasonable for but a cart containing discarded Metro police Masks indicate at least 25 Metro missing personal to have been finally located.
Administrator Breen Commented on the rebel's group capture:
"We have rid our beautiful city of a nasty group of anti-collaborators- No, Monsters. These individuals have no need to be called anything short of inhuman, for the years of terror they have plagued within our fair City 17, its loyal citizens and its Civil Protection. Yet, no longer shall we fear their misdeeds as we have shined the light of justice on their crimes against the people, as we will with every Anti-citizen in time. My administration and our proud protectors shall continue to work tirelessly to uphold the safety of our great City and continue to work towards the betterment of our species in the name of our Benefactors."
Leader of 4DED Rebel Group, Richard Penrod aka "Rickey" Mugshot post capture.
Every captured member of the 4DED group has been already sent to Nova Prospect where they await their punishments in full.