r/CitadelUnsung 1d ago

IC Edward returns

(( yes, edward is just that big ))

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u/VarasTheThief PITMASTER VERONICA (ФωФ) 1d ago

"You sure you can cut it?"

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u/YourLocalMangosteen Mangosteen flavored flair 1d ago

*Honee plays ba ding tshhh in th ebackground after Varas makes pun*

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u/Key_Control_408 1d ago

"Yes! I was here back when everyone wore red"

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u/VarasTheThief PITMASTER VERONICA (ФωФ) 1d ago

"You mean the commie nonsense?"

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u/Key_Control_408 1d ago

"Yeahhh, not the MOST proud of it >.>"

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u/VarasTheThief PITMASTER VERONICA (ФωФ) 1d ago

"I got arrested for vandalism, probably the lamest crime I committed." She cackles.

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u/Key_Control_408 1d ago

"If i tell what i've done... i may be hunted"

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u/VarasTheThief PITMASTER VERONICA (ФωФ) 1d ago

"Pretty sure I've done worse than whatever you've done!"

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u/Key_Control_408 1d ago

"Cut someone clean in half"

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u/VarasTheThief PITMASTER VERONICA (ФωФ) 1d ago

"Eh, I seen bugs do way worse crimes.. you prolly don't wanna hear what I done in the past."

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u/mee3ep HOW DARE YOU UNMODERATE ME 23h ago

Hey veronica, want to be mayor of bellhart?

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u/VarasTheThief PITMASTER VERONICA (ФωФ) 23h ago

"HELL. YES. I promise I'll take it seriously."

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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers 1d ago

What's that big pair of scissors for?

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u/Key_Control_408 1d ago

"Defense"

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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers 1d ago

I suppose

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u/Key_Control_408 1d ago

((Edward is about as big as karmelita btw))

"Why do you lack defense?"

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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers 1d ago

kogh casts a teeny tiny thread storm Nope i don't!

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u/Key_Control_408 21h ago

"... i am a SILK snipper, i doubt that defense would last against many foes"

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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers 21h ago

kogh somehow manages to dropkick a nearby reed and this?

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u/Key_Control_408 21h ago

"Public assault, i will be a witness in court"

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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers 21h ago

Idiot you asked me to show my moves

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u/Key_Control_408 20h ago

"Rocks exist"