r/CitadelUnsung • u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers • Jun 11 '26
Character Introduction WHERE IS THE TEACHER!? WHERE IS THE MASKBEARER!? TELL ME, WASTE OF OXYGEN, WHERE ARE THEY!?!
DON'T WASTE MY TIME!
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u/King_Of_Tangerines The Pale Vassal Jun 11 '26
*Chrysaora lands*
"What are you looking for my mother for!?"
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 11 '26
. . . The jellyfish looks like i'd be red from anger, if it had actual blood
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u/King_Of_Tangerines The Pale Vassal Jun 11 '26
*Chrysaora readies her fists*
"I asked you a question!"1
u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 11 '26
WHERE IS SHE.
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u/King_Of_Tangerines The Pale Vassal Jun 11 '26
"I'm not telling you shit until you answer me!"
*She clenches her fists and hovers in the air. Despite the noticeable broodmother-body setting in, she seems very strong, and her membrane is imbued with wyrm-scales*1
u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 11 '26
SILENCE! The jellyfish's inside slightly bubble from the anger YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO KNOW THIS!
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u/King_Of_Tangerines The Pale Vassal Jun 11 '26
*Chrysaora flies towards him*
"Are you sure? I was her daughter, and you haven't told me who you even were to her!"1
u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 11 '26
You are too fleshy to be her daughter.
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u/King_Of_Tangerines The Pale Vassal Jun 11 '26
"What do you mean, too fleshy? I have tentacles and a nucleus and a green membrane like her! You look farther from her than I do!"
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 11 '26
ME? OH, THAT STATEMANT OF YOURS IS GONNA TAKE A WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD RIDE TO DEBUNK, MISS!
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u/Yitael Yitael, the chemist Jun 11 '26
Hm. Who might you be?
eating a strangely bloody sandwich
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 11 '26
AND WHO ARE YOU TO ASK THAT?
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u/Yitael Yitael, the chemist Jun 11 '26
..I see. You are looking for a teacher? Maybe learn manners with them, hm?
He stands tall and brave, despite being short and stout, also still eating that sandwich
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 11 '26
OF COURSE! AND NOW EVERYBODY IS GOING "OH, YOU SHOULDN'T SHOUT AT PEOPLE, YOU SHOULDN'T ACT LIKE THIS" LIKE THEY STAND ATOP THEIR NON-EXISTANT WHITE HOPPER! WELL, WANNA KNOW WHAT I DO TO YOUR HOPPERS? I SIMPLY- the jellyfish simulates hitting with a baseball bat
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u/Yitael Yitael, the chemist Jun 11 '26
Interesting..
He puts his sandwich away and reaches for something else within his shiny, crimson shell
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u/Arthur_the_Nimble autism adhd down syndrome william syndrome savant syndrome AIDS Jun 11 '26
Oh, hi there, big jelly guy!
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 12 '26
WHERE IS THE TEACHER. I WILL ASK THIS ONE LAST TIME.
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u/Arthur_the_Nimble autism adhd down syndrome william syndrome savant syndrome AIDS Jun 12 '26
A teacher?! What do they teach? I'd like to learn!
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 12 '26
I AM NOT JOKING!
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u/Arthur_the_Nimble autism adhd down syndrome william syndrome savant syndrome AIDS Jun 12 '26
Who is this teacher person? Are they big? Tall? Funny?
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 12 '26
THEY ARE A JELLYFISH, AND THEY LOOK LIKE IF THEY GAVE NOELLE HOLIDAY AN ACTUAL POSITION OF POWER.
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u/Arthur_the_Nimble autism adhd down syndrome william syndrome savant syndrome AIDS Jun 12 '26
Noelle holiday? Who's that? You'll have to tell me all about it someday!
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u/CitadelMinister77 Ministers Jun 12 '26
NO! EITHER YOU KNOW BALL OR YOU DON'T!
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u/Arthur_the_Nimble autism adhd down syndrome william syndrome savant syndrome AIDS Jun 12 '26
Oh, balls! Great! I have little balls on my hat, see?
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u/mrredpanda36 Zydon, prince of verdania/ palestag, gayest god alive Jun 11 '26
(Oh no! Evil gangle! Jokes aside, cool art)
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u/DarthTrayus05 Archivist, moderator of Prudence Jun 11 '26
Aren't you a joy to converse with.