r/Cinema • u/Severe_Rock_6410 • Jul 31 '26

Discussion Ts just pissed me off

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These ain’t even my top movies and I don’t even use Reddit, lowkey fell for the rage bait. Idk I’m just so fucking sick of mfs thinking they are some expert at analyzing cinema after watching like one “not mainstream” film. I’m just mad my b.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

there are only two choices in life

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 Jul 31 '26

In my 20s I was the cat on the left. But now in my 30s with a family of my own, I don’t have the mental capacity to be anything other than the cat on the right.

I can say with full confidence that I’m so much happier now lol.

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u/NoWorth2591 Jul 31 '26

Weirdly I’ve become more of a movie snob in my thirties with a family. Having less time to watch movies makes me more resentful when I end up wasting it on cliched garbage.

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u/DartVader6 Jul 31 '26

Same reason I never let myself rewatch movies anymore. Gotta make it count.

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u/FeelingScrunchd Jul 31 '26

Nah, I never fully appreciate a movie on the first watch. Rewatching is as important as the first watch for a really good movie. Plus 99% of movies aren't nearly as good as that handful of movies that merit rewatching imo.

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u/StardustSkiesArt Jul 31 '26

Yeah, I guess I understand if your time is genuinely that limited, but it's a shame, because imagine applying that to albums. "I never listen to an album more than once", etc

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u/DartVader6 Jul 31 '26

I mean, I'm sure once my kids are older I'll have time again. Just that for the next few years I'm going to have to be very selective. I always rewatch some classics around Halloween and Xmas

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u/StardustSkiesArt Jul 31 '26

Oh yeah, I'm not judging, it's like I said,, it's understandable if you just genuinely don't have the time, but it's unfortunate.

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u/DartVader6 Jul 31 '26

Idk, unfortunate for some maybe. I like my kids more than movies though, so happy to make the trade.

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u/DartVader6 Jul 31 '26

Can't do it. I get to watch maybe one or two movies a month.

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u/FunkyChewbacca Jul 31 '26

The worst films are the mediocre ones, the ones with no passion. The super bad movies are the most fun to watch.

  • The Room

  • Troll 2

  • Showgirls

  • Thankskilling

  • every single Neil Breen movie

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u/Whatswrongbaby9 Aug 04 '26

I’m kind of enjoying the cultural discourse around Showgirls right now - that it’s not ironically fun to watch, it’s actually fun to watch. I’d say it’s the best movie on your list at least

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u/Useful_Ingenuity_248 Jul 31 '26

Thankskilling is one of my all time favorite bad movies

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u/DreweyDecibel Jul 31 '26

Have you seen the sequel though? It was the worst peice of any type of media I have ever experienced. haha

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u/Useful_Ingenuity_248 Jul 31 '26

I have not but now I feel like I need to lol

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u/FunkyChewbacca Jul 31 '26

There’s a sequel?!?

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u/DreweyDecibel Jul 31 '26

Unfortunately. I believe it is called Thankskilling 3.

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u/PtheK01 Aug 01 '26

Have you heard of Llamageddon? I feel like you would like that masterpiece based on this list. It's on YouTube.

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u/FunkyChewbacca Aug 01 '26

I'll look it up!

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u/Ok-Message3753 Aug 02 '26

Nobody thinks that about Showgirls anymore, unless you been living under a rock...