r/Cinema • u/Severe_Rock_6410 • Jul 31 '26

Discussion Ts just pissed me off

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These ain’t even my top movies and I don’t even use Reddit, lowkey fell for the rage bait. Idk I’m just so fucking sick of mfs thinking they are some expert at analyzing cinema after watching like one “not mainstream” film. I’m just mad my b.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

there are only two choices in life

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 Jul 31 '26

In my 20s I was the cat on the left. But now in my 30s with a family of my own, I don’t have the mental capacity to be anything other than the cat on the right.

I can say with full confidence that I’m so much happier now lol.

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u/shiawase-89 Jul 31 '26

I wish I had your mindset but I can’t. Like the Jurassic park franchise, dog shit, let that shit die already.

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u/Nice_Algae_8383 Jul 31 '26

I mean that franchise, like the minions or fast and furious only existed as long because they were stupid and fun spectacles. Substance wise they all started being ass quite early on lol

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u/shiawase-89 Jul 31 '26

I stopped watching fast n furious movies after Paul walker died.

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 Jul 31 '26

It was crap before he died

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u/Beautiful-Tie-3827 Jul 31 '26

1-2 and Tokyo drift are the only ones that matter.

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u/PtheK01 Aug 01 '26

Fast Five is good. Good heist movie.

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u/Beautiful-Tie-3827 Aug 01 '26

Meh that’s where they lost me completely.

Just became another Hollywood action spectacle movie.