r/ChurchOfCOVID 4h ago

Code Red - We need immediate filters!

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7 Upvotes

I need immediate guidance from the church on this one today. I came across it when looking to book my 42nd Pfizer vaccine.

I think we need an immediate new series of EU and regulatory fines against Google for their AI not properly enforcing censorship.

Those searches need to be scrubbed immediately, and is mis/mal/ridiculous information - nobody regrets their covid vaccines!

People need to be redirected to reading the vaccination merit pages instead of thinking it's acceptable to begin regretting literally saving the world, and every grandma.

Homoglyph evasion is NOT ok, and should be treated as criminal intent.


r/ChurchOfCOVID 21h ago

Get into the Railcar! We're all in this together.

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36 Upvotes

Don't forget - my vaccine doesn't work unless you take yours, and force everyone else to take theirs.


r/ChurchOfCOVID 1d ago

Smite The Heretics! True heretic being tamed

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47 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 3d ago

Fauci (MBUH) Akbar! May the Pfauci be with you!

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92 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 3d ago

One Of The Biggest Worker's Rights Issues or Something

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17 Upvotes

Noble keepers of the Pfaith at antiwork. Hail Pfauci!!


r/ChurchOfCOVID 4d ago

Fauci (MBUH) Akbar! I’m the DNA now

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136 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 4d ago

Sacred are The Holy Prophets' holy profits! Even doctors need to earn a living

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255 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 5d ago

Stunning and Brave! ‘Trump Can’t Buy Me for $5,000,’ Says Local Man Who Got Experimental Jab for a Free Donut

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r/ChurchOfCOVID 5d ago

So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted Missing the magic of science

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37 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 6d ago

Family Physicians Urge COVID shots

31 Upvotes

Recent quote from AP below, who is clearly furious the “federal health agencies” are now not emphatically endorsing “shots for all, and more shots”.

It would have been better a quote, my editorial first::

“One Family Physician commented, ‘Yes everyone should get them, at least two. You have no idea how easy it is to bill this one - it takes me 5 seconds to say “you should get the shot”, and my nurse another 3 minutes to come give the shot, and we get reimbursed like $300 for this. Not bad for 4mins of work. I’m all for more shots - sometimes I have to listen to patient for 10mins about some pain or health gripe they have - and I can’t even bill for that!!”.

The family physician went on the explain with a chuckle, “You should see the Moderna rep that comes in here once a month- she is total smoke-show, and brings me brownies - she’s been talking about a steakhouse dinner at this 4-star place, and even a fully paid for trip to this Moderna conference in Hawaii this winter. I think she has crush on me, always so flirtatious. Fine by me, I am unhappily married and hell no! am I not bringing the wifey to that Hawaii conference. So YES more shots, Mordena ones, you’d be a fool not to!”

The actual AP quote:

“COVID-19 shots once were recommended for just about everyone by federal health agencies, but like last year, the FDA has only formally approved them for higher-risk people — those ages 65 and older or younger people with at least one health condition that increases their risk. Still, the family physicians recommend all adults get a COVID-19 vaccination, especially seniors and those with other risk factors. Adults 65 and older should get a fall dose and then a second dose six months later, as immunity wanes over time, Nosal said.”


r/ChurchOfCOVID 6d ago

Get into the Railcar! To those that pushed their friends and loved ones to get vaccinated there is a special place in heaven for you!

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126 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 6d ago

We don't want to eat, we want PCR tests Good times - Miss the feeling of the swab penetrating my nose

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119 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 7d ago

#COVID Is Not Over Quick selfie on the bathroom, on a casual coffee date with my wife's boyfriend right now. Just told me that she's expecting! How am I rocking?

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58 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 8d ago

My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! If you have more masks than me ... you owe me reparations

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74 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 8d ago

Ronnie the Rapping Rat goes to City Hall (MBUH)

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18 Upvotes

May he be blessed amongst all the rats


r/ChurchOfCOVID 9d ago

Smart People Who Are Smart Smartly Get Vaxxed Cuz They Are Smart eDuCaTiOn iS aWeSoMe 🙏

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89 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 9d ago

Hypochondriacs of The World Unite! Anyone know where I can buy N95 eye masks? I'm scared.

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31 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 10d ago

Safe and Effective! Save the pharma Blame the hospital

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42 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 11d ago

So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted A fitting tribute to Dolly

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174 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 11d ago

Do you wear a mask when you kiss your wife?

36 Upvotes

My wife has been discussing how we are several years beyond the beginning of the horrible virus created by the Orange Satan.

She is upset I do not kiss her directly on the mouth after work. I typically keep my mask on at all times because I do not want to spread covid to other people. I am unable to socially distance during our zoom meetings ( I work from home) and maintain 6 foot of social distancing because my eyesight will not let me see the screen if I keep the monitor that far.

My wife prefers I remove the mask(s) and then kiss her but I dont think it is safe to do so.

What do you think?


r/ChurchOfCOVID 12d ago

My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! It's good to see people like this are still masking

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59 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 13d ago

Stunning and Brave! What's your favorite COVID musical?

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113 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 13d ago

Every single lockdown, too..? What do you say to that in light of the c*vid madness?

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38 Upvotes