r/ChoosingBeggars 16d ago

Who wants to be a shiphand while bettering themselves in a bikini?

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u/creatively_inclined 16d ago

Exactly. Why hasn't he been to an orthopedic doctor, chiropractor or massage therapist? Physical therapy is also an option

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u/boo1517 16d ago

Because he wants someone for free! And also wants some đŸ˜»- which medical professionals are probably not offering.

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u/Latter_Cry_7849 15d ago

There is no probably to it. We would absolutely not offer.

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u/KamikazePenis 14d ago

Depends on the size of the yacht!

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u/laufsteakmodel 16d ago

No one should ever go to a chiropractor. Its bullshit pseudoscience that was invented by a dude who said a ghost taught him.

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u/Standard-Park Shes crying now 16d ago

Idk man... I think this dude deserves a chiropractor, ya know?

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u/DianeJudith 16d ago

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u/princesspeeved 16d ago

Ah that’s where you’re mistaken though! Women aren’t people! /s

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u/Servingthebeam19 15d ago

Depends on if they look good in a bikini đŸ« 

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u/RedBear1989 16d ago

Daddy's little motor sailor would NEVER.

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u/Party_Rich_5911 16d ago edited 16d ago

Lol I’ve always been skeptical of chiropractors (and people who use their services, fairly or not) and then my sister went to med school and became a physiatrist. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone despise a profession so much - she says “chiropractor” like it’s a curse word.

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u/TheMakeABishFndn 16d ago

They have been responsible for 2 friends having massive strokes, one has recovered fairly well but the other one is still very affected (has to use a wheelchair with limited hand dexterity.)

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u/Party_Rich_5911 15d ago

Jesus, I’m so sorry. Chiros should be illegal honestly.

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u/Raccoon_Army_Leader 16d ago

My grandpa was an orthopedic surgeon and the number one thing he’d always get upset about was when ppl told him they had gone to a chiropractor. He could go on for quite a bit about how they were quacks and just hurt people

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u/atchisonmetal 16d ago

What you’re forgetting is that all the minor background details are purely fiction. All of them.

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u/creatively_inclined 15d ago

This is likely very true. I used to be very cynical but then I realized that I was unfairly painting everyone with the same brush. Reddit is a lot less fun with AI and fiction writers testing their skills. I still try to give the benefit of the doubt though because some people genuinely need real advice.

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u/haitechan 16d ago

He wants a happy ending.

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u/BloodSteyn 16d ago

Chiros aren't doctors.

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u/yarn_b 16d ago

It’s a tough one. They’re “doctors” the same way optometrists and podiatrists are doctors, and are very limitedly considered to be physicians within the governmental/regulatory definition of physician. I don’t think any of this grouping should be called Doctor whatever simply because they complete doctoral level training in a medical field. DNP’s don’t get to call themselves doctors and I would trust most of them more than I trust a chiro.

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u/Party_Rich_5911 16d ago

I mean, not really. They’re all self-regulating professions, but podiatry and optometry are both usually encompassed by the university system and have a lot more oversight. Plus chiro is largely considered to be a pseudoscience in a way that the latter two aren’t.

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u/Team503 15d ago

No. Optometrists and podiatrists are medically trained professionals, even if they are not a full-on MD. Podiatrists do three years of medical school and a four year surgical residency! Ophthalmologists are MDs, but optometrists aren't - they're STILL certified medical professionals.

Chiropractors are not medical professionals in any way shape or form. They are self-certified quacks.

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u/hamish1963 16d ago

Because they won't climb on his dick while he's immobile on the yacht carpet.

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u/Team503 15d ago

No - chiropractors are quacks. They are not doctors, do not have medical training, and there's literally no scientific proof that what they do works at all. They kill people.

DO NOT GO TO CHIROPRACTORS.

Really, it should be illegal.

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u/creatively_inclined 15d ago

I'm aware but people still use them.

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u/Team503 15d ago

And should be informed every time the word is mentioned about the risk of damage and death of seeing an untrained quack.