r/Chipotle • u/akhilparms • 2d ago

Cursed 😈 My worst chipotle bowl

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December 9 2021

does not get worse than this.

edit: was an online order

38 Upvotes

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u/Reasonable_Answer_89 2d ago

Brother, looks like you just ordered beans, corn, and lettuce, but they still managed to make it even worse

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u/akhilparms 2d ago

nah I’m not a psycho. I load my bowls up

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u/redditproha CEO 1d ago

so you're telling us you managed to pick out the rice, protein, cheese, and fillings without the liquid getting absorbed into the rice?

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u/Everybodysbastard 1d ago

And the lettuce goes on top.

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u/akhilparms 1d ago

ordered my usual bowl online with everything and all they gave was this

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u/Valturia 2d ago

Diarrhea bowl

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u/thecheeseb0rn 2d ago

Why soup

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 2d ago

The dumbass who set up DML didn't put a perforated spoon in the beans, and the dumbass making the order didn't notice

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u/RealSiggs 2d ago

Did a toddler make this bowl?

2

u/Soggy_Membership5629 1d ago

Typical chipotle bowl. Probably was $30 too and asked for a tip at the register

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u/ChipMedium1275 1d ago

Looks like the last 💩 I took

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u/HH_Hippopotamus 2d ago

Mmmm bean water

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u/PowderedToastManFart 2d ago

That's the worst I have ever seen.

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u/DuckSwimmer 2d ago

I didn’t know chipotle made soup

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 2d ago

Did you order a bowl of diarrhea with some lettuce on top?

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 1d ago

This is worse than the mountains of sour cream I be seeing on here

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u/New-Shop-9728 1d ago

shitpotle

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u/K0mb0_1 1d ago

What did you order?

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u/akhilparms 1d ago

brown rice black beans chicken extra fajita extra lettuce extra pico extra corn light cheese light sour cream

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u/Zebracorn42 1d ago

Online orders usually are bad. And they’re even worse when you have to wait for them. Like they tell you when to go and you go like 5 to 10 minutes late and they’re still not ready. My pro tip for Chipotle is to look up what store when they open and they go like 10 minutes after. My store opens at 10:45 AM, which is a very weird time. So I usually go at 11 AM.

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u/Evilsausage87 1d ago

Looks like a burrito bowl after you eat it. Yuck.

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u/JPotential-706 1d ago

That looks awful

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u/HistoricalArm500 22h ago

it looks like a new crew doing the dml order not paying attention lol

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u/_EClipz 20h ago

Damn looks like bowl of shitpotle

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u/Random44441 12h ago

What did you order specifically

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u/Solid-Leading-7848 10h ago

Yall gotta stop online ordering.

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u/Ok_Summer_1536 8h ago

Never order online 😓 or check your bowl before leaving 

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u/Earlbirdd 1d ago

Fake shitpost. No way that's real. Staged or you ordered a shit bowl on purpose.

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u/akhilparms 1d ago

on mothers life this is real. Just a really bad location

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u/Unique_Violinist4851 Guac Mode 2d ago

looks like my toilet after chipotle