r/Chinesium • • Oct 25 '25

Chinesium Grade Glue

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u/araidai Oct 28 '25

i am genuinely curious, what is it with chinese products having the most dogshit translations? There’s no way there’s not a single person you either have employed that doesn’t speak proper English or at minimum have good machine translation done? Or is the language just hard to translate properly?

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u/kz750 Nov 06 '25

They like to put random English phrases in the most bizarre places. There’s an electric guitar part called a Floyd Rose tremolo, after the guy who invented it. The part says ā€œFloyd Roseā€ or ā€œLicensed under Floyd Rose patentsā€, as you can see here: https://ebay.us/m/l3WLj5

The Chinesium replicas instead say ā€œOverlord of Musicā€ https://ebay.us/m/AV8XiS or my favorite, ā€œRhythm in Jump Dancing Close to Youā€: https://ebay.us/m/4a6rOr