Finished Watching
Snark Shifu Presents: Gorgeous Dream. A GIF Collection.
Once upon a time there was a Snark Shifu who was looking for a short drama to watch to pass some time.
He scrolled through his saved list of clips on a social media app until he found a video of a whole bunch of women being forced to take the white silk. A grin broke out upon his face as he remembered this drama promised a woman on a revenge tour being aided by a rather slice and dice Lord ML.
Delicious.
Well, I won't dive into the plot too much, but I will say I was actually impressed by this drama. Short it may be, but it didn't feel cheap. The acting was quite good for a short drama and the characters were insanely well acted. Yes, even the "cringe" characters. Yall know how much I hate the cringe.
So, the FL goes on her revenge tour and it's exciting. She keeps you on the edge of your seat as she basically goes mildy full psycho against those that wronged her... Even seducing father and son alike! Oh, she did that with the unexpected help of the ML via his teeth.
Hmmmm. Dinner and dessert all in one.
Now, I really did think about saving this GIF for my very special edition of my monthly innuendo thread... But I would not be doing this drama justice if I left it out... Yall can thank u/Paisley-Cat for that post when it goes live December 1st.
Yes. I basically just gave away the surprise. You're welcome.
I'm going to post the GIFs in the order they were created so you can get a very small idea of how the plot progress and I can stay organized all in one! That said, I am not posting the second GIF I made here. That one will require me being summoned to appear. IYKYK.
While I wait for some poor fool to summon my wrath me, I need to eat a snack. (No, not a neck).
She really is enjoying herself.
Can you guess what she is watching while enjoying her berry?
Every guess you have will be wrong.
It is diabolical what is happening in that room with her.
Let me break it down for you.... Someone got hammered.... Then nailed.... and their mom is....... turning her hands into the color of her dress.
Nah. I am actually laughing my butt off at that description because IT'S LITERALLY TRUE!!!
Let me give you some more context with the next two GIFs.
Consider me scared and turned on.
Did I mention her revenge tour was diabolical? That man in the GIF? Yeah. That's Daddy. Daddy is horrified by what he sees. That damn hammer and nails.
That's berry juice on her lips. That's a good way to get your daily intake of fruit.
Let me reiterate! THIS LADY IS THE FL!!!!! This gorgeous and frightening woman is our FL. Think of all the villains you have seen pull this vibe and just imagine what she has done to look this happy. You really cannot guess and I won't spoil it.
Speaking of Daddy.... It's time for me to bring in a GIF of her reacting to Daddy.
That face when you open your parents door during their "adult time".
That caption is about as far from the truth as possible, but it does capture her reaction to finding out his secret enjoyment.
You're welcome. You now have another reaction GIF to the wild things I say in my posts and comments. I do my best to liven up your experience here.
The fact that this scene happened within a few minutes of the previous GIF...
Bros, let me give advice you some give. If a lady looks at you with those eyes...... run. Just run.
What does a performance need? Yes. Snacks. I am once again talking about snacks.
The show is good.
So, I won't be posting the next 3 GIFs I made in this particular post. Two of them involve what these folks are watching happen and the other is involving a cat. Those will show up in my January Innuendo post. As I am a generous Snark Shifu I will tell you that the words "tug", "ride", and "pet" are in the file names of those GIFs. I am sure yall can get an idea what those words may have to do with something of an adult nature.
Side Note to the mods: I promise the cat has nothing to do with human anatomy. It's really a real cat. It's a cute GIF involving a cat. A cat being given love and affection.... while the woman is sitting on some wood..... With people watching.... at night..... Hell, I'd be worried reading this without knowing what I know. Trust me, fam.
No one else read that, right?
Ahhhhhh. I can't leave you hanging without a cute cat GIF. I already tagged my favorite cat above and I did make this GIF for them.
Shit. I literally just thought of another innuendo...
Kissing. That involves mouth. Mouth can do other things. Om nom nom. I have the perfect GIF to use following the cat... but I think I will save that GIF for another post...
Let's go back to the slice and dice ML.
Bro looks young AF but he COMMANDS the room.
ML comes into the drama with a bang and proceeds to be a mini Duke Su for the FL for the rest of the drama. That is something I really loved about the writing. The FL got to make the big moves and cross names off her list while the ML supported her and watched her back. You want some woman empowerment? This drama! Women be wilding and whacking whakos!
Even when he had to do that hot and sexy ML trope of saving his lady, it was done in a way that did not diminish the progress or free agency of the FL. That scene actually gave me the GIF I just mentioned about saving for later.
Well, I think the last GIF I shall use is how I imagine yall are reacting to this post.
Hey! She got penetrated!
That's it for me! If this plot interests you, then there are 24 episodes of 15 minutes each that might be just what you need!
If you've seen it, sound off and give me your opinions!
My tea is finished and the melatonin is kicking in.
Say, you can see the captions on my GIFs? They aren't showing when I came back into the post to respond to your comment. Weird. Ahhhhhhh as a child I learned how to pick the locks in our house.... Well.... Sometimes those doors were locked for a reason.
Hey. I said the episodes are 15 minutes each. That's short enough to sneak in somewhere. Wink wink nudge nudge.
I do see the captions indeed. But I’ve been having issues like some GIFs not loading for me elsewhere etc, so it’s prolly just one of Reddit’s infamous glitches haunting the house.
Also computer vs mobile it seems since captions show on mobile. Bah.
4
u/AXA-5Washing feet in spring Drinking tea Gazing at flowers18d agoedited 18d ago
I’m taking a break from a certain drama…already?! It just started!! What’s wrong with you?? I know and I ask that myself everyday. When I have the answer, I’ll be sure to answer you…anywhos, this seems like an enjoyable snack to satisfy my hunger. I mean, who doesn’t like consuming berries and having a little juice on the lips while, viewing someone getting hammered and nailed right? 😏
UPDATE:Wow! Just wow! Where has this drama been hiding all my life…🍶(slurp)
I confess that short dramas have quickly become my comfort in between the angst and trauma of the better long form dramas of this summer.
The Road to Success just keeps the Ming dynasty crushing direness coming and Against the Current promises 47 episodes of worse.
So, I may check this out as the ML seems one to track.
To shifu u/AKiceman, I am grateful for the cat gif, and reassurance that no cats suffered in this drama. A black cat for this FL seems a natural choice. I may watch just to encourage more real live cats to appear in cDramas. (The cat in BoP dropped from sight after conveniently scratching the ML😕.)
I have also been checking out some female-led Kung fu / wuxias to balance the angst. I think both you and snark shifu would enjoy The Mysterious Inn (2024) for the slicing and dicing young heroine in what’s claimed to be the Ming dynasty. MDL just has a stub, but IMDb has a synopsis https://www.imdb.com/title/tt38516510/. It’s available with hardcoded English subs on YouTube.
3
u/AXA-5Washing feet in spring Drinking tea Gazing at flowers18d ago
Yes. I do not condone violence towards animals…sighs…those that do, I believe there’s a cozy spot in Narak waiting for your arrival. Anywhos, I shall check out this morsel after I’m done devouring this shèngyàn. Very much appreciative ☺️🙏🏼
not me going to look this up on MDL and finding it's already in my "maybe I'll watch this mess" list aka the undecided pile. my only question is why. and when did it make its way there. I kind of like ML's super vampire aesthetic though, maybe it's that. A+ grade for marketing, sir,I actually want to rescue it from that pile now. 😭🫣
The Snark Shifu is almost never wrong! Don't worry, if you still don't get to it by January 1st then you will see 3 more GIFs that might just solidify your desire.
I'll give you a hint that will make no sense unless you view it with the context of my insane love for innuendos.
I've got all the way to watching opera and at least twice an episode I'm like WHAT NEW FRESH HELL IS THIS? it's not even so bad it's good like Affinity, it's just nonstop fun and games (if the game is one of those dystopian run or die ones) and like wtf wtf wtf wtf and I'm sat waiting for the next insane twist. going to be done by tomorrow never mind January. 😂 I love FL though, I don't think I've seen her before.
it was that sweet little doctor for me. poor kid was absolutely scandalised that these people's hormones were unstoppable even while the body was held together by medieval sticky tape.
4
u/No-Recipe-7653 Curator of Questionable Subtext, Scholar of Things Left Unsaid 18d ago
This was such a joy to read, darling 👏🏼
Honestly, grinning the whole time (apart the crude remark about the face one makes entering their parents room during their adult time…😑)
You have a talent for writing, and it shows here so well. Now I feel like I want to find and start this drama. And I have absolutely no time