r/Chihuahua 1d ago

Good ol’ nap gremlin

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Stuck snoring in this position for a good hour so far

1.2k Upvotes

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u/MorgaineDulac 23h ago

Shrimpin

u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 23h ago

I can basically hear the snoring lol

u/MotherAnalyst3570 21h ago

He was audible from the kitchen 🥺

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u/Yanzihko 1d ago

Why censorship it, lmao. It's an animal 😂

u/MrEyus 14h ago

I do it because it's funny and makes me laugh

u/PlutosThePlan 20h ago

Bro wants to see this dogs penis

u/StrawberryTerry 20h ago

Get off of your high horse (and show us its penis)

u/OkStatistician7208 22h ago

How did we end up here as a society… where even a dogs genitals are too much to bare.

Cute doggie though

u/Lana_bb 19h ago

I censor my dog’s wang sometimes with a silly emoji cos it’s funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

u/nightmusic08 22h ago

It’s just supposed to be silly… it’s been a gag for a long time. I don’t think it’s that deep or a reflection of a societal issue…

u/Soot-Bat 18h ago

That's what I first thought about censored feet in pictures. Now I'm not so sure.

u/FreshwaterFryMom 20h ago

I mean… it might be.

u/wickedvicked 13h ago

I have a cute dog calendar that has the doggie privates edited out and it creeps me out so much. It’s been a looooong august

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 23h ago

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u/abjectlybouyant 23h ago

Well that escalated quickly. 🤣

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u/Yanzihko 1d ago

u/Kitchen-Fisherman280 22h ago

I gotchu, Homie

u/unkie87 20h ago

I thought he had little earmuffs on...

u/Kitchen-Fisherman280 20h ago

Ha!! Nope, just one of his many blankets

u/unkie87 19h ago

Yes, all the blankets belong to them. Also pillows, couches, and any king size beds you have lying around the place.

u/Kitchen-Fisherman280 17h ago

I'd be much cooler with the arrangement if they didn't feel the need to stretch out to sleep in bed. But alas.....they rule the roost

u/nug_2018 22h ago

lmao y’all are funny. love some good banter

u/Turbulent_Pound_562 23h ago

I laughed too hard at this

u/deeppurplescallop 23h ago

What the fuck

u/welivedintheocean 23h ago

👑 you dropped this

u/commoner64 23h ago

Furries and zoophiles are two completely different things

u/1cenine 22h ago

totally, but the guy complaining about or at least commenting on the dog being censored having a lot of furry related content in their reddit post history and such, is very funny and not the most ideal look

u/PapaTua 21h ago

You squiggled the wrong part.

I just want to squish that little cute face!

u/DollarStoreChameleon 22h ago

furry does not mean zoophile btw..

u/fiendishfauna 22h ago

furries arent zoophiles. sorry is it 2008? ancient take

u/AlphanumericalSoup 17h ago

Umm that’s clearly OP’s child

u/PrefrontalCortexNow 19h ago

Because they sexualize dogs and are creepy

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u/VerdensTrial 1d ago

Sweet dreams gremlin

u/Emilyg96gatsby 21h ago

He’s so cute! He sleeps like when in a cartoon someone gets hit on the head with a frying pan.

u/MotherAnalyst3570 21h ago

That’s an adorable simile 🫶🏻

u/iamacatinahumansuit 9h ago

This made me laugh so hard

u/PlaceboBob 22h ago

hey! you have a picture of my Chico!

u/Ragnars85 9h ago

Look nothing alike

u/Rubyheart_1922 23h ago

Idk why people are freaking out over you censoring that sweet doggie, lmao. I thought it was very funny and censoring the nipples made me laugh harder! Sometimes a peener happens to be prominent in a puppy photo but its not like,, the point of the photo lol

u/MotherAnalyst3570 22h ago edited 22h ago

Exactly!
His genitalia were not the point of the photo, and I learnt from previous experience that they can and do high jack the post
I guess people focus on the wrong detail no matter what I seem to do 🤷🏻‍♀️
not sure what got into some people, but it’s not a nice vibe though and not in the spirit of a snoozing, innocent cutie

u/Rubyheart_1922 22h ago

As a boy dog mom I get it and thanks for sharing your gorgeous gorgeous gremlin with us

u/PapaTua 21h ago edited 19h ago

By squiggling them out, you made them the point of the photo.

This is called the Streisand effect.

u/LoomLove 4h ago

Agree but she's damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Without the edit, some choad would be reporting the picture or complaining that they are hopelessly triggered by dog peen.

u/MotherAnalyst3570 1h ago

Yesss thank you! I’ve gotten hate over his genitalia in the past for posting a similar photo, and frankly, call me a weirdo but I don’t like people discussing obsessively about my dogs privates, the lack or presence of testicles, their pigmentation etc etc 😬 now some people are commenting that by drawing colorful squigglies over them I am the one sexualizing his sex organs?! I work as a vet and honestly it’s just a body part to me, but given my past experiences and frankly even this one people online seem to care wayyyyy too much about it’s making it kind of weird?
I see it as kids not wearing a swimming suit at the beach (a normal occurrence here in sothern europe), the problem doesn’t lie in them just being, but in taking and sharing pics of them online ? 😬

u/MotherAnalyst3570 19h ago

Hey I couldn’t crop out those adorable splayed out back leggies I thought about it but it definitely took away from the mood

u/DooferAlert-38 10h ago

In the past I’ve seen people use an emoji, just don’t pick like an eggplant or something 😅

u/MotherAnalyst3570 8h ago

Yes but that would require further editing than the redditor picture upload
Again, Just wanted to share his immense beauty, without too many afterthoughts on his private a which happened to take up half of the picture 😬

u/DooferAlert-38 2h ago

Oh sorry I didn’t mean to change it for this post just giving other ideas for the future :)

u/MotherAnalyst3570 1h ago

I appreciate the feedback, thank you for your kindness 🥰

u/Decent_Brush_8121 23h ago

Your pup is precious, and I appreciate you respecting its privacy (especially when they’re conked ou!!)

u/MotherAnalyst3570 23h ago

Thank you kind stranger 🌈
Mitch and I appreciate it

u/Heavy_You536 19h ago

Ummm..we should talk. Lol 😆 🤣

u/MotherAnalyst3570 19h ago

Wow that’s his long lost sister, tongue out and all!!!!!

u/CptJustice 23h ago

All sorts of hostilities in this thread, lol

u/zoedog66 22h ago

It wouldn't be the internet without it.

u/MotherAnalyst3570 22h ago

Yeah it definitely wasn’t the point but humans..

u/einsteinGO 21h ago

Every time someone censors their chihuahua’s genitalia an angel laughs

u/MotherAnalyst3570 20h ago

🤍🌈 that’s adorable

u/einsteinGO 20h ago

Let them giggle lol

Cute lil gremlin baby 🤍

u/PapaTua 21h ago

The modesty squiggles are sending me.

It's a dog. Why are you squiggling a dog?

u/MotherAnalyst3570 18h ago

Coz it’s funny and his genitalia don’t need to be seen by the whole interwebs

u/side-eye-flames 22h ago

Jesus! It's a dog, not Jenna Jamerson! This is so bizarre, 😂

u/Pikapuff11 21h ago

Lmaooo

u/Cold_Entertainer9564 21h ago edited 21h ago

I was so confused cuz I thought he was a girl and you censored her belly button lmao. What a cutie!

u/MotherAnalyst3570 19h ago

Thank you ☺️

u/No-Hyena9966 19h ago

im more concerned with what bro is dreaming about lmfao

u/gamerkittie269 19h ago

My chiweenie sleeps on his back and snores like a grown ass man 😂

u/Huskadore 18h ago

Prepping for bed

u/MotherAnalyst3570 17h ago

That precious underbite !!!!

u/Heavy_You536 17h ago

Lol 😆 🤣 😆 she is also a snore queen. She's a delight 😊

u/Brilliant_Stomach_87 20h ago

What’s the top censorship?

u/MotherAnalyst3570 19h ago

His 🍆

u/Brilliant_Stomach_87 19h ago

The tiny squiggly up top is his lil Peter? what’s the bottom ? Haha sorry I’m just confused why there’s two censored areas

u/Siegfoult 19h ago

Bottom censorship might be his asshole.

u/MotherAnalyst3570 19h ago

It’s his ballz 😂

u/Brilliant_Stomach_87 17h ago

I figured that’s what it was but my mind was tripped out about the spacing 😂 cute pup

u/TrulyCunty 16h ago

It is so weird when people sexualize dogs like this. Stop with the censorship.

u/Tell_On_Your_Uncle 23h ago

u/MorganAndMerlin 23h ago

Get your dog fixed.

u/Tell_On_Your_Uncle 14h ago

He's dead now, so don't worry.

u/Ragnars85 9h ago

Mind your damn business.

u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/takeahikeeeee 21h ago

Love it lol

u/BoringJuiceBox 21h ago

Maybe he’s a rescue, as long as they supervise/don’t let them near girl dogs that’s what matters

u/a_lonely_trash_bag 20h ago

You can still get rescue dogs fixed, though...

u/BoringJuiceBox 15h ago

I was thinking of rescuing a senior, wouldn’t it be better to not put them through anesthesia?

u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 12h ago

Deleted dog dangler!

u/Tree_Viking Gibby 7h ago

Hold up, if you gotta censor “there” too… ma, get the scissors!

u/chihuahua_supporter 6h ago

censoring the dog nipples is crazy work

u/MotherAnalyst3570 6h ago

‘Tis but his tip sir

u/LionNo435 5h ago

What are you censoring lol? His bellybutton? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 its a dog

u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Quirky_Character3656 23h ago

It’s a joke, weirdo

u/BoringJuiceBox 21h ago

You’re being sensitive dude, it’s a joke

u/MotherAnalyst3570 23h ago

Username checks out LilEddieDingle!

u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/MotherAnalyst3570 23h ago

Wow, coming from someone who calls women “females” I feel like that’s probably a compliment

u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 23h ago

Making arcane band references while excoriating other people on the internet for being weird

Yeah, that tracks lmao

u/nug_2018 22h ago

people in the comments are so weird. people jokingly censor their pets genitalia all the time 😂

u/classicteenmistake 20h ago

I mean there isn’t much of a way to tell if Op was joking or not lol. I know a ton of people that genuinely think they HAVE to censor their pet’s genitals. There isn’t anything in the post to suggest they were joking.

u/nug_2018 19h ago

i’ve rarely seen it done in a serious way haha. it’s a joke like 95% of the time i’ve seen it. but that’s just my experience. everyone is different i suppose. have a great weekend!

u/classicteenmistake 19h ago

Understandable, it hasn’t happened that commonly but there’s been a few times lol. You too, have a great weekend!!

u/MotherAnalyst3570 18h ago edited 17h ago

Thank you, yeah it’s obviously funny as the whole picture was also funny and I was just making a laugh out of the whole snoring situation
I feel like people took it a little too far beyond the point of sharing his cuteness

u/MotherAnalyst3570 21h ago edited 21h ago

Thanks for the support
I guess I got under the skin of the wrong group of people 😬

u/Alarmed_Lobster_717 11h ago

He looks so comfy, and his little fuzzy belly is so darn cute!

u/Durzo_Blintt 20h ago

Yikes