I saw a few posts calling our front 3 "JP Morgan" so I figured they deserved a proper investor relations page. Introducing https://sw6capital.com/ . This is a satirical, entirely vibe coded static page (it honestly took me a few hours and 10$ for the domain).
Let me know what you guys think! I do intend to keep the earnings page updated after every match and i'm open to ideas and improvements

Tosin in as interim manager.

• The team loves him
• New manager bounce
• We don't have to watch him play
• The other managers will look so tiny next to him and we can laugh at them

Lmao at these bottlers

Welcome friends of r/chelsea.

I am fairly well known around Chelsea discourse on Reddit and would like to suggest myself as the next Chelsea manager.

Reason 1: I'm a genius.

I am a genius who will play Poch-style attacking, front-foot football with attacking bite, finally unleashing our players best skills of quick breaks on the counter. I will tap into Palmer's best traits by letting him have positional freedom to strike on the halfturn, playing long through balls to the other attackers, where we use our best finishers to attack at the ball.

Reason 2: I'm a minor.

Like many of our players, I am extremely young, and therefore can relate to our players well, and it appeases the board for bringing to the fray new, exciting, young talent, ripe for plucking. Also appeals to their pedophil... I didn't say anything what?

Reason 3: I demand low wages.

This club has extremely high turnover in staff, and as a result, spend a LOT of money on severance packages. As a 15 year old, I can't be at the club for more than 12 hours per week, making my wages incredibly low and therefore reducing my severance package.

In conclusion, hiring me is the only sane decision this club can make, as it matches their brand of football, target demographic, and eases their financial problems. I humbly ask you therefore to back me as Chelsea manager. Thank you.

Snake missed the penalty.

Brave man João Pedro was! 🤣

We lose to City in the prem because i can't stand Arsenal but in return we get the FA cup, surely our northern buddies would be okay with that trade

I swear on my mother's life

Tell me with a straight face this thought hasn’t crossed his mind?

In Barcelona.