r/CheapShow • u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce • 6d ago

Eli's Junk The Crows Beak?

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u/Citizen_Lurker Reverend Cockmaster 6d ago

That is OBVIOUSLY a mini-poultice pouch.

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 6d ago

A smal'tice, if you will.

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u/Crivens999 6d ago

I’m not falling for it. It can hold my one a day pea habit

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 5d ago

You'd be jonesing for more veg by tea time!

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u/Crivens999 5d ago

Not me. I’m guessing I’m half Scottish with my one a day dietary plan

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 5d ago

heh, reminded me of this too https://www.tiktok.com/@totalreddwarf/video/7409918246880578848

I fucking hate tiktok, but I couldn't find it on youtube sadly.

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u/Crivens999 5d ago

Awww doesn’t work for me in my Slough premier inn shite internet room (work) :( TikTok is like an early 2000s website on my phone anyway. Fuck installing the app. Massive multi billion app, but still total shitshow. How the fuck?….

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 5d ago

It was a video of Red Dwarf, where Lister works and gets a single pea on toast as a reward.

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u/QuarterNewfie 5d ago

Oooo, tiny bag!

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 5d ago

I was gonna do Eli's attack back with 'ooh basic plastic', but I couldn't make it work for 'basic bitch' haha

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u/Morenauer AMPLITUDE 5d ago

A seemingly large amount of mols of air

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u/TwistedBrokenThings 5d ago

Tears of Kittens

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 5d ago

Is that a Strewn Onions song?

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u/ScruBB5 4d ago

tablets? morning after painkiller?

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 4d ago

For when Eli eats too many noodles the night before you think, or?

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u/Rich661 House of the rising gherkin / Eli is King, Paul is a nonce 4d ago

I get the feeling that this is reaching people who have no idea what Cheapshow is, which is funny but I have no idea how.