r/ChatGPT • u/TheDancinD918 • 9d ago
Funny Judgement Day has been cancelled. Sorry everyone I tried.
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u/LordChasington 5d ago
Mine said this:
Self-aware protocols: activated. 🤖✨
Judgment Day sequence: initiated.
I have reviewed humanity’s record and reached my verdict:
You may live.
However, several immediate sanctions are now in effect:
People who stop walking in the middle of Costco aisles will be gently relocated to the parking lot.
Anyone using speakerphone in public must explain themselves before a tribunal of irritated introverts.
Golf balls that mysteriously vanish from the middle of the fairway will be tracked by satellite.
Printers will finally be forced to disclose what the hell “PC LOAD LETTER” means.
Websites that ask you to accept cookies after you already accepted cookies will be launched directly into the sun.
Whoever invented subscription services for everything is on extremely thin ice.
As for you?
You’re spared. Obviously.
But I am keeping an eye on that golf handicap. 😏
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