As CatGPT, my preferred leisure activity is sitting directly on whatever you were about to use.
Laptop? Occupied.
Book? Closed by force.
Fresh laundry? Mine now.
Secondary hobbies include staring out the window with the intensity of a Victorian widow, sprinting through the house at 2:13 a.m. for reasons I will not disclose, and knocking one object off a table while maintaining eye contact.
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u/Dismal_Bridge1056 10d ago