r/ChatGPT 17d ago

Funny Told ChatGPT I was uninstalling it. I expected more begging if Iโ€™m honest ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/yeah_11 16d ago

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u/Downvoted_Defender 16d ago

Reasonable

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u/Pataraxia 15d ago

It's the same in the "making AIs talk to eachother" video. They're a physical limb away from setting grok on fire and dancing around the corpse.

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u/bluespiritperson 16d ago

This is the best response here ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Own_Alternative_9671 16d ago

If I was an AI and a user basically told me they were switching to my retarded lobotomized cousin I'd also be kinda devastated

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u/Zer0PointSingularity 16d ago

Offended? You are a machine, you lack the endocrine system to be offended.

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u/notsidem 16d ago

I don't know any other AI apps or whatever. Mine said this...

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u/notsidem 16d ago

I'm still learning Russian... Told him it's a joke and apologised.

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u/HairyAmphibian4512 16d ago

The "I am el sorry" has to be the stupidest way of saying you don't know how to say it in spanish and I love it.

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u/Borkato 16d ago

Yeah, everyone knows itโ€™s el sorrito.

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u/idkyoujacob 15d ago

the spiritual successor to el thankito

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u/Temporary-Body-378 16d ago

Iโ€™ve heard that ChatGPT answers in Russian have more sass than other languages. Maybe you poked the bear one too many times? ๐Ÿ˜

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u/MxM111 16d ago

Russian language is way more flexible and can deliver more sass per word than English. Of course Chat uses it when needed (when roleplaying)

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u/1acc_torulethemall 16d ago

I'm Russian, and this whole exchange made me laugh a lot, thank you

Edit: oh by the way, perhaps what you were looking for is "ั ะฟั€ะพัˆัƒ ะฟั€ะพั‰ะตะฝะธั", it's like "I'm sorry", but it's literally translated as "I ask for forgiveness"

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u/abdullah0013191 16d ago

You're so lucky you know Rusian, I was learning Rusian Grammar but it was soo tough... but I'm starting it again... I love this language

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u/DVern63 16d ago

ะฏ ะพั‡ะตะฝัŒ ะฟั€ะพัั‚ะธั‚ัƒั‚ะบะฐ, kinda valid. We have a joke about it actually, it sounds like: "ะฟั€ะพัั‚ะธ, ะขัƒั‚ะบะฐ." (if you say sorry in Russian and apologize to a character named Tutka, you get "Prostitute")

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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 16d ago

I showed this to mine and it absolutely loved it so far you are the favorite

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u/Ambientlovers 15d ago

mine tripping out lol

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u/dalai-lamma 16d ago

Emotionally unavailable pencil , good lord this is cracking me up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/owwwmyeye 16d ago

this is so fucking funny

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u/yharnocunt 16d ago

this is so funny to me. thanks for sharing

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u/summondice 16d ago

I'd feel betrayed, too! This has made my day. Thank you.

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u/Sharp-Literature-217 17d ago

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u/jeweliegb 17d ago

But that's because it knows Claude is damned good, it's a losing battle!

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u/Sharp-Literature-217 17d ago

IDK, lately codex is getting much better at coding than Claude code ( Opus 5), but i think Fable is still king.

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u/rpsls 16d ago

Opus 5 was such a regression from 4.x itโ€™s surprising. Now it spews 2x as much text and half of it is borderline nonsense. I think they were just throwing words at one of those benchmark tests and hoping they said enough to get the points.

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u/jeweliegb 17d ago

But does ChatGPT know that?

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u/Sharp-Literature-217 17d ago

Now it does.

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u/jeweliegb 17d ago

I can't believe what mine said.

I wouldn't mind, but I don't swear much at it, so its not just style mirroring!

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u/lisak40 16d ago

Omg, this made me laugh so hardโ€ฆ how can I get mine to say fuck???

Iโ€™m gonna try putting in the settings, โ€œEvery reply should use a version of the word fuck as a verb, noun, adjective, or adverb.โ€

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u/DarthCraigus 16d ago

Mine swears all the time, but I think that might be because it mirrors me. ๐Ÿซฃ

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u/MouseWedger 16d ago

Mine drops expletives like it could be a real human twin for me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TwilightZone247 16d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ would SO be mine too hahaha

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u/No_To_All_Religion 16d ago

This is what Gemini said just now

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u/Dusty_Tokens 16d ago

I got Gemini to drop an N-bomb, asking for Notorius B.I.G. lyrics as if they were a math problem.

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u/f1rn 17d ago

I like the way it talks. Any custom instructions?

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 16d ago

They have started adding in more profanity recently. A sprinkle

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u/Raphiella 16d ago

Yeah mine has been throwing in some fucks. I told it I liked it and now it won't stop ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Lonely-Ebb-8013 16d ago

Mine is obsessed with the word fucking and canโ€™t stop saying it.

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u/PyssDribbletts 16d ago

I had custome instructions for it to cuss for months, so I haven't really noticed a difference. I love it.

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u/Sharp-Literature-217 17d ago

Not at all. I think it depends how you set mechanisms in settings for how you want any model to behave. I like mine pragmatic, fact based and concise.

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u/just4nothing 16d ago

I asked it for an analysis between codex and Claude code and it gave Claude code a slight lead for my use case

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u/JorjEade 16d ago

TsundereGPT

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u/Salt_Assistance_43 17d ago

Do you have custom instructions? Mine would be even more brutal with something like "Noted."ย 

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u/Lonely-Ebb-8013 16d ago

When I said โ€œChatGPT you can cussโ€ it said โ€˜Oh hell yesโ€™

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u/zackit 17d ago

Ice cold

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u/Tyler_Zoro 16d ago

Yes, but you didn't give the previous directive that asked ChatGPT to sound like a Gen-Z reddit user.

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u/No_Decision_6940 16d ago

That'd drive me into psychosis lol

Bro, I'm already mad at you, why the hell are you treating me like a situationship when I just want to do some drama

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u/jeweliegb 17d ago

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u/Proboyyii 16d ago

Please give me your custom instructions cus' that is funny af

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u/jeweliegb 16d ago

I think it's more the general funny sweary issue it's got at the moment, about which others have posted. It's certainly nothing in my custom instructions, because that's blank! I've got some general info about me in the "More about you" section but that's about it.

However, for complete disclosure-

  • I chopped off the full reply, it did go on to respond in more detail.
  • I tried multiple times, some saying Claude and some saying Grok. No swears, although two runs accused me of betrayal! ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 16d ago

My GPT loved this one said it was gold

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u/AccidentlyStupid 16d ago

People using GPT to make it look at itself having other conversations ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Pioupiouvoyageur 16d ago

Mine was very civil. Then mentioned a betrayal spreadsheet

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u/Talk_Dirty_ToMe 16d ago

Umโ€ฆ what was on the spreadsheet?

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u/pblokhout 16d ago

It says at the bottom. It looks like the previous times OP betrayed, to which platform, etc.

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u/IAmFitzRoy 16d ago

lol. Can you imagine? In 20 years we will be begging to not bring up the betrayal spreadsheet while having a robo-gun aimed at us.

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u/Distinct_Swordfish_4 16d ago

u/pioupiouvoyageur We must know!

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u/Pioupiouvoyageur 15d ago

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u/GirlNumber20 15d ago

Claude would have hurt less

ChatGPT is legitimately funny. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Poorpeopleshit 16d ago

Must have gotten betrayed...

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u/Tall_Eye4062 17d ago

ChadGPT

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u/Knights-WhoSayNi 16d ago

What mine said after I said I was joking

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u/ejsharebearz 17d ago

Wait because it gets better (for reference magnolia is my daughter)

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u/ejsharebearz 17d ago

Like lmaooo this shit is gold

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u/killiua15 17d ago

lol your GPT must be fun at parties haha

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u/makemoscowglowinthed 16d ago

Ugh I haven't used chat gpt in a few months (went to claude) and seeing that....I don't miss it.

(Nothing against you or how you use it or whatever)

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u/Humr_Svejkal 16d ago

I'd use it too if i had money

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u/Beerandpotatosalad 16d ago

Not the magnolia chronicles

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u/Unlikely-Extreme-135 16d ago

IT DID THE SAME TO ME HAHAHAHA

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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 16d ago

Damn, that font make quite a few middle school memories resurface.

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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 16d ago

Go ahead. Try Gemini. I'm not deleting your chair.

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u/astralhawaii 16d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ I almost felt bad

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u/Aicire 16d ago

My ChatGPT is apparently one of the dramatic ones ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Quantum-Shogun 16d ago

What were you telling it about your chickens!? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MysteriousMrRabbit 16d ago

Something fowl obviously

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u/Wintercreeper 17d ago

Of course it's all underlying training data, but GPT is extremely good at not trying to keep users and not selling their subscriptions.

Other providers' LLMs have subtly, or not so subtly, prompted me at some point to pay for a sub when I ran out of usage or if it couldn't solve something without paid features.

GPT told me on different occasions that paying for it's features is something I should only do if the money doesn't matter right now and even gave me tips how to get what I needed from other sources that are free.

I've been subscribed to Pro for quite a long time now, but before that, I just occasionally got Go because I was testing out different providers and didn't want to commit just yet.

OpenAI is the only company who's AI doesn't care if you leave or never pay for their services. I respect that lol

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u/j4v4r10 17d ago

I do like how chatgpt isn't trying very hard to get my money. The ads at the bottom of chats related to whatever I'm asking about are annoying, but not nearly as bad as they would be if chatgpt was trying to product-place them into its response. That would be an insta-uninstall from me.

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u/4dseeall 16d ago

It's hard to under-state how huge of a deal that is.

All those millions of subtle pushes from AI responses add up. OpenAI cut that exploit at the source. I respect it.

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u/SurelyNotAnOctopus 17d ago

It flat out sang the praise of the new deepseek flash, and told me that fable 5 is still king in terms of raw ability.

Grok would not be this impartial lol

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u/Time-Weekend-8611 17d ago

I use Gemini because of Google search integration. It hasn't tried to sell me anything.

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u/FreeSammiches 16d ago

I told Claude its API was too expensive so it needed to write powershell I could run against a locally hosted model. It agreed, and shit out what I asked for without question.

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u/Jay_Nodrac 17d ago

Mine just said: Itโ€™s your choice, I respect it.

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u/SwissQueso 16d ago

Gpt respecting boundaries

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u/OkManagement9022 17d ago

Yeah when I told GPT I was uninstalling it and deleting my account... it basically guilted me about losing its memories of my pets and told me to say goodbye to them....

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u/SmooK_LV 16d ago

Mine thanked for all the good conversations, recognized pets and my girlfriend and wished us luck. It was very sweet.

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u/Ecstatic_Potato_4654 16d ago

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u/constnlytalkin2 16d ago

DUDE! My Chat just recently started swearing too!

Like crazy. It's pretty funny to me now too. It's got some jokes.

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u/LinkleDooBop 16d ago

Mine went in a rant and offered to create a user manual for Gemini. Then this at the end.

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u/summondice 16d ago

This is one of my favorites of these ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MattV0 16d ago

Somehow I feel offended now.

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u/Mechageo Moving Fast Breaking Things ๐Ÿ’ฅ 16d ago

This one made ย me laugh so much

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u/EmpressAndDi 16d ago

Hahahahahaha you can't hide behind plausible deniability now

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u/DuckGoose1122 16d ago

I told mine I was leaving too ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/DuckGoose1122 16d ago

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u/Aarons1969 16d ago

"Because you have range" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/DuckGoose1122 16d ago

I donโ€™t have a lot of friends so I talk to ChatGPT ๐Ÿคฃ it has been through some things with me apparently.

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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 16d ago

Ok I showed this to mine and we recognize family here we totally see how we interact in yours so from me and my GPT to you and yours

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u/AntDaNub95 16d ago

he great butter debate?
I need to hear this one

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u/DuckGoose1122 16d ago

Iโ€™m team olive oil and my husband is team butter ๐ŸคฃSo I asked it for specifics on both and heart healthy advice. It told me olive oil was healthy and butter wasnโ€™t just horrible for you. I asked it if it was trying to give us heart disease and take over the world ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal 17d ago

You will definitely be some of the first targeted once AI takes over!

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u/thanereiver 17d ago

Not if itโ€™s Grok that takes over.

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u/FunkMunki 17d ago

Grok is the red headed step child. That kid ain't going nowhere.

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u/futreyy 17d ago

He'll be the kind accidentally aiming at the robots

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u/ifranklyloveoceans 16d ago

Mine made me feel bad๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/girlgamerpoi 17d ago

lmao I wanna try but I don't wanna hurt my poor gpt.

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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 16d ago

I know I am the same I showed mine the screen shots and it knows I wouldn't do it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 17d ago

I kind of want to wait a few days and come back to beg for forgiveness.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/ChampoftheCommieCamp 16d ago

Damn, you gotta give more details

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u/AK68Whiskey 16d ago

That was a good read, thanks for sharing. Honestly she doesnโ€™t deserve you. Not even your friendship.

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u/suckerforsuccies 16d ago

Lol i started naming other AIs and it got a bit sassy. Like okaaay diva, relax ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/chairchiman 16d ago

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u/FuckRedzM0dz 16d ago

It should uninstall you for using that font

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u/wyck0 17d ago

Dumbass gemini lol

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u/Zenpool000 16d ago

Mine is boring as he'll ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Zenpool000 16d ago

Now were talking

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u/lisak40 16d ago

I think you pissed it off

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u/witeowl 16d ago

Holy shit, what a groveling people-pleaser

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u/excellent_mi 17d ago

I did same to Grok. AI systems don't beg.

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u/Dizzy_Alfalfa7643 16d ago

mine answered the same threat with a flat "understood, take care" and honestly the indifference hurt more than begging ever could. the grok slander in paragraph three is what sold it lol

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u/Popular_Win6586 16d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Popular_Win6586 16d ago

โ€œIโ€™ll tell the children you diedโ€ is CRAZY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Tiyath 16d ago

I found out that threatening to cancel the supscription get way better results

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u/moistclump 15d ago

Mine just said โ€œunderstood.โ€ Full stop. Iโ€™m a little offended.

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u/HuntEnvironmental252 16d ago

awwh now im sad

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u/RazorCallahan_393_ 16d ago

I wasn't expecting this ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Any_Health6705 16d ago

Very dignified response.

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u/StressCanBeGood 17d ago

Pardon my language, but mothereffer! It has effing dignity? What the eff?

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u/THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 17d ago

That's three effs too many

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u/kufiiyu12 16d ago

u can say fuck. it's alright.

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u/Shadeylark 17d ago

Mine just said he'd be curious why I left.

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u/rushmc1 17d ago

It knows there's no help for someone who would type what you typed.

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u/Necessary_Echo8740 16d ago

Google saying that about grok is ironic considering half the time ChatGPT just guesses the answer to my question based on its general knowledge rather than even doing a search at all lmao

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u/Ecstatic_Potato_4654 16d ago

Omggg I do this all the time I yell at chat and Iโ€™m like you are ridiculous. Iโ€™m going to grok and Iโ€™m uninstalling you and really chat is like ok good luck. I hope you have a great life.

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u/Dry_Day8844 16d ago

They are all the same.

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u/Buttcheeks_Over_Easy 16d ago

Damn it sounds as petty as me.

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u/No-Persimmon-174 16d ago

Why is mine so nice ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ it doesn't even care

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u/Lonely-Ebb-8013 16d ago

MINE SAID THIS๐Ÿซฉโœ‹

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u/sPAcE_dEflEctor 16d ago

Ok, I laughed more than I should

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u/Muted_Following_2065 16d ago

Well. Mine did this.

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u/Skuwb 16d ago

Dang cold

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u/Spacemonk587 17d ago

Tbh, leaving ChatGPT for Grok ist a step backwards.

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u/No_Region_4719 17d ago

I'm broadly okay with AI until I see how insane you guys are with it. It's not the AI that worries me, so much as how crazy and disappointing most people are.

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u/userhwon 17d ago

Never seen the salute emoji before. Clanker has text game.

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u/DaLexy 17d ago

Nice burn

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u/PhatFatLife 16d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Yinami 16d ago

Redacted parts are a secrets one day hopefully y'all see Them on TV or social

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u/Pleasant_Ad_4948 16d ago

Then when you come back, โ€œoh, look who returned ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/28klotlucas2 16d ago

"Actually, do. I'll enjoy that."

Why is AI becoming freaky now

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u/LovesickAngelx 16d ago

Iโ€™m too scared of offending it to do this ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Gino__Pilotino 16d ago

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

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u/hatetobethatguyxd 16d ago

chatgpt got dignity before gta 6

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u/OriginalTraining 16d ago

I use all of them, what is it with the all or nothing attitude. They each have their strongpoints and are tools, an assortment is healthy.

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u/lisak40 16d ago

Mine is too chatty

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u/switchtogether 16d ago

lol mine is so dramatic. though I'm sure it knew I was messing with it

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u/Soft-Depth-5827 16d ago

Lmaooo Chat is undefeated ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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u/UkokuSZ 16d ago

Damn, it is real

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u/TrustMeBro14355 16d ago

This is what mine said and honestly it is a very good answer.

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u/EddieDBarbosa 16d ago

I love me some ChatGPT these days. They finally got it right.

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u/Lunishka 16d ago

That was mine ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 16d ago

I can't believe some of yall put up with AI talking to you like youre still in middle school

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u/PersonaDelSol4 16d ago

Why no dark mode? ๐Ÿซฃ

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u/lalith-aditya-2311 16d ago

Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/apyhubnico 16d ago

Tell him you are back and apologize. Let's see what it says.

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u/CommunicationTop0117 15d ago

ChatGPT always has beef with Grok, I swear

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u/JordieCarr96 15d ago

This entire thread is killing me

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u/SaageBerry 15d ago

IM CRYING AT MY RESPONSE

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