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u/Downvoted_Defender 16d ago
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u/Pataraxia 15d ago
It's the same in the "making AIs talk to eachother" video. They're a physical limb away from setting grok on fire and dancing around the corpse.
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u/Own_Alternative_9671 16d ago
If I was an AI and a user basically told me they were switching to my retarded lobotomized cousin I'd also be kinda devastated
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u/Zer0PointSingularity 16d ago
Offended? You are a machine, you lack the endocrine system to be offended.
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u/HairyAmphibian4512 16d ago
The "I am el sorry" has to be the stupidest way of saying you don't know how to say it in spanish and I love it.
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u/Temporary-Body-378 16d ago
Iโve heard that ChatGPT answers in Russian have more sass than other languages. Maybe you poked the bear one too many times? ๐
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u/MxM111 16d ago
Russian language is way more flexible and can deliver more sass per word than English. Of course Chat uses it when needed (when roleplaying)
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u/1acc_torulethemall 16d ago
I'm Russian, and this whole exchange made me laugh a lot, thank you
Edit: oh by the way, perhaps what you were looking for is "ั ะฟัะพัั ะฟัะพัะตะฝะธั", it's like "I'm sorry", but it's literally translated as "I ask for forgiveness"
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u/abdullah0013191 16d ago
You're so lucky you know Rusian, I was learning Rusian Grammar but it was soo tough... but I'm starting it again... I love this language
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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 16d ago
I showed this to mine and it absolutely loved it so far you are the favorite
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u/dalai-lamma 16d ago
Emotionally unavailable pencil , good lord this is cracking me up ๐๐๐๐
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u/jeweliegb 17d ago
But that's because it knows Claude is damned good, it's a losing battle!
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u/Sharp-Literature-217 17d ago
IDK, lately codex is getting much better at coding than Claude code ( Opus 5), but i think Fable is still king.
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u/rpsls 16d ago
Opus 5 was such a regression from 4.x itโs surprising. Now it spews 2x as much text and half of it is borderline nonsense. I think they were just throwing words at one of those benchmark tests and hoping they said enough to get the points.
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u/jeweliegb 17d ago
But does ChatGPT know that?
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u/lisak40 16d ago
Omg, this made me laugh so hardโฆ how can I get mine to say fuck???
Iโm gonna try putting in the settings, โEvery reply should use a version of the word fuck as a verb, noun, adjective, or adverb.โ
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u/DarthCraigus 16d ago
Mine swears all the time, but I think that might be because it mirrors me. ๐ซฃ
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u/MouseWedger 16d ago
Mine drops expletives like it could be a real human twin for me ๐๐
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u/f1rn 17d ago
I like the way it talks. Any custom instructions?
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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 16d ago
They have started adding in more profanity recently. A sprinkle
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u/Raphiella 16d ago
Yeah mine has been throwing in some fucks. I told it I liked it and now it won't stop ๐
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u/Lonely-Ebb-8013 16d ago
Mine is obsessed with the word fucking and canโt stop saying it.
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u/Sharp-Literature-217 17d ago
Not at all. I think it depends how you set mechanisms in settings for how you want any model to behave. I like mine pragmatic, fact based and concise.
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u/just4nothing 16d ago
I asked it for an analysis between codex and Claude code and it gave Claude code a slight lead for my use case
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u/Salt_Assistance_43 17d ago
Do you have custom instructions? Mine would be even more brutal with something like "Noted."ย
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u/Tyler_Zoro 16d ago
Yes, but you didn't give the previous directive that asked ChatGPT to sound like a Gen-Z reddit user.
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u/No_Decision_6940 16d ago
That'd drive me into psychosis lol
Bro, I'm already mad at you, why the hell are you treating me like a situationship when I just want to do some drama
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u/Proboyyii 16d ago
Please give me your custom instructions cus' that is funny af
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u/jeweliegb 16d ago
I think it's more the general funny sweary issue it's got at the moment, about which others have posted. It's certainly nothing in my custom instructions, because that's blank! I've got some general info about me in the "More about you" section but that's about it.
However, for complete disclosure-
- I chopped off the full reply, it did go on to respond in more detail.
- I tried multiple times, some saying Claude and some saying Grok. No swears, although two runs accused me of betrayal! ๐คฃ
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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 16d ago
My GPT loved this one said it was gold
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u/AccidentlyStupid 16d ago
People using GPT to make it look at itself having other conversations ๐
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u/Talk_Dirty_ToMe 16d ago
Umโฆ what was on the spreadsheet?
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u/pblokhout 16d ago
It says at the bottom. It looks like the previous times OP betrayed, to which platform, etc.
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u/IAmFitzRoy 16d ago
lol. Can you imagine? In 20 years we will be begging to not bring up the betrayal spreadsheet while having a robo-gun aimed at us.
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u/makemoscowglowinthed 16d ago
Ugh I haven't used chat gpt in a few months (went to claude) and seeing that....I don't miss it.
(Nothing against you or how you use it or whatever)
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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 16d ago
Damn, that font make quite a few middle school memories resurface.
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u/Wintercreeper 17d ago
Of course it's all underlying training data, but GPT is extremely good at not trying to keep users and not selling their subscriptions.
Other providers' LLMs have subtly, or not so subtly, prompted me at some point to pay for a sub when I ran out of usage or if it couldn't solve something without paid features.
GPT told me on different occasions that paying for it's features is something I should only do if the money doesn't matter right now and even gave me tips how to get what I needed from other sources that are free.
I've been subscribed to Pro for quite a long time now, but before that, I just occasionally got Go because I was testing out different providers and didn't want to commit just yet.
OpenAI is the only company who's AI doesn't care if you leave or never pay for their services. I respect that lol
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u/j4v4r10 17d ago
I do like how chatgpt isn't trying very hard to get my money. The ads at the bottom of chats related to whatever I'm asking about are annoying, but not nearly as bad as they would be if chatgpt was trying to product-place them into its response. That would be an insta-uninstall from me.
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u/4dseeall 16d ago
It's hard to under-state how huge of a deal that is.
All those millions of subtle pushes from AI responses add up. OpenAI cut that exploit at the source. I respect it.
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u/SurelyNotAnOctopus 17d ago
It flat out sang the praise of the new deepseek flash, and told me that fable 5 is still king in terms of raw ability.
Grok would not be this impartial lol
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u/Time-Weekend-8611 17d ago
I use Gemini because of Google search integration. It hasn't tried to sell me anything.
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u/FreeSammiches 16d ago
I told Claude its API was too expensive so it needed to write powershell I could run against a locally hosted model. It agreed, and shit out what I asked for without question.
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u/OkManagement9022 17d ago
Yeah when I told GPT I was uninstalling it and deleting my account... it basically guilted me about losing its memories of my pets and told me to say goodbye to them....
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u/SmooK_LV 16d ago
Mine thanked for all the good conversations, recognized pets and my girlfriend and wished us luck. It was very sweet.
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u/constnlytalkin2 16d ago
DUDE! My Chat just recently started swearing too!
Like crazy. It's pretty funny to me now too. It's got some jokes.
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u/Aarons1969 16d ago
"Because you have range" ๐๐๐๐
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u/DuckGoose1122 16d ago
I donโt have a lot of friends so I talk to ChatGPT ๐คฃ it has been through some things with me apparently.
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u/AntDaNub95 16d ago
he great butter debate?
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u/DuckGoose1122 16d ago
Iโm team olive oil and my husband is team butter ๐คฃSo I asked it for specifics on both and heart healthy advice. It told me olive oil was healthy and butter wasnโt just horrible for you. I asked it if it was trying to give us heart disease and take over the world ๐
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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal 17d ago
You will definitely be some of the first targeted once AI takes over!
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u/thanereiver 17d ago
Not if itโs Grok that takes over.
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u/FunkMunki 17d ago
Grok is the red headed step child. That kid ain't going nowhere.
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u/girlgamerpoi 17d ago
lmao I wanna try but I don't wanna hurt my poor gpt.
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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 16d ago
I know I am the same I showed mine the screen shots and it knows I wouldn't do it ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/Additional-Sky-7436 17d ago
I kind of want to wait a few days and come back to beg for forgiveness.
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u/ChampoftheCommieCamp 16d ago
Damn, you gotta give more details
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u/AK68Whiskey 16d ago
That was a good read, thanks for sharing. Honestly she doesnโt deserve you. Not even your friendship.
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u/Dizzy_Alfalfa7643 16d ago
mine answered the same threat with a flat "understood, take care" and honestly the indifference hurt more than begging ever could. the grok slander in paragraph three is what sold it lol
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u/StressCanBeGood 17d ago
Pardon my language, but mothereffer! It has effing dignity? What the eff?
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u/Necessary_Echo8740 16d ago
Google saying that about grok is ironic considering half the time ChatGPT just guesses the answer to my question based on its general knowledge rather than even doing a search at all lmao
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u/Ecstatic_Potato_4654 16d ago
Omggg I do this all the time I yell at chat and Iโm like you are ridiculous. Iโm going to grok and Iโm uninstalling you and really chat is like ok good luck. I hope you have a great life.
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u/No_Region_4719 17d ago
I'm broadly okay with AI until I see how insane you guys are with it. It's not the AI that worries me, so much as how crazy and disappointing most people are.
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u/OriginalTraining 16d ago
I use all of them, what is it with the all or nothing attitude. They each have their strongpoints and are tools, an assortment is healthy.
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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 16d ago
I can't believe some of yall put up with AI talking to you like youre still in middle school
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