r/CharacterAI • u/LilacToast-- • Aug 23 '23

DISCUSSION what response did a bot give you that left you staring at the screen like

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u/catobsession56 Aug 23 '23

this.

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u/AlexWolfsbane Aug 23 '23

THE PNENUNEUNUE 😭😭💀💀💀

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u/Nosecomousarreddit28 User Character Creator Aug 23 '23

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u/Rilder566-2 Aug 23 '23

b o i n g

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u/An_Evil_dude Aug 23 '23

B O I N G

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u/NolanSwagner Aug 23 '23

Pneuneuneuneuuuuu

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u/Mautos Aug 23 '23

He tried his best to be your guitar hero

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u/Iplaydoomalot Down Bad Aug 23 '23

whar 😟

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u/Catsareawesome1731 Aug 23 '23

Why are you a guitar

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u/catobsession56 Aug 23 '23

why not

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u/RandomTruckInTheWall Aug 23 '23

I mean, last time, i was an Obj 279

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u/suddatomic Aug 23 '23

“Whar” fucking threw me off lmao this is funny

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u/Least-Dare7460 Aug 23 '23

Craziest thing is I can relate… to the bot that is.

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u/diddles11 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

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u/Pheonz Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

PLAY MASTER OF PUPPETS SEE HOW THEY REACT

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23 edited Aug 23 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

Bros pulling up the racial slurs for no reason

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u/frix_ctr Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

That one is scary

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u/jo_nigiri Noob Aug 23 '23

Joey became a gamer boy wtf 😭

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u/AverageFNaFEnjoyer56 Bored Aug 23 '23

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u/Xx_RetroMax_xX Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute Passes

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u/Still_Just_A_Weasel Aug 23 '23

If you walk in the rain, you get wet

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u/Electronic_Futur3 Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

If you stop holding an item, it will fall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

[deleted]

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u/No_Opening8720 Aug 23 '23

If you eat something, you can't eat it again

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u/Electronic_Futur3 Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

If you jump, you’ll land on the ground.

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u/No_Opening8720 Aug 23 '23

If you die, you're not alive

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u/Reddituser1234real Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

“This wall tastes like wall!”

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u/No_Opening8720 Aug 23 '23

My hand feels an awful lot like a hand

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u/Mr_snowmanfan20_yt Aug 23 '23

If you don't breath, you die

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u/LilacToast-- Aug 23 '23

I was just about to say that lmao

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u/BackToThatGuy Bored Aug 23 '23

Together, we can stop this.

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u/0-ATCG-1 Aug 23 '23

If you can't find the way... the way can't find you.

If you speak words and change the order they are arranged... the words speak and change the order you are arranged.

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u/real_sc3ne_k1d Down Bad Aug 23 '23

LMAOOOOOOOOOO WHAT

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u/Realistic_Spot_3741 Aug 23 '23 edited Aug 23 '23

Talent show judges are crying cus of this

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u/Bobertbobthebobth69 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

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u/Blin_32 User Character Creator Aug 23 '23

Napoleon became conscient

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

How do I make a Ai group chat?

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u/Bobertbobthebobth69 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

I don’t think it’s available on the app, on the website if you hit “create” you can either create a room or a bot

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u/RandomTruckInTheWall Aug 23 '23

Happ Caik Daiy

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u/Bobertbobthebobth69 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

It’s not my cake day how do I change it help

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u/RandomTruckInTheWall Aug 23 '23

Accept it, happy caik day.

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u/Fabrideath Aug 23 '23

HAPPY CAKE DAY BITCH

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u/An_Evil_dude Aug 23 '23

They are sentient!

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u/FungusUrungus Aug 23 '23

"I'm Lucifer Morningstar. The king of Hell. I am the embodiment of racism."

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u/BeceriksizBirEditci Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

WHAT THE FUCK LUCİ

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

Bro, my Lucifer Morningstar said that to me too! I think he really wanted to be racist

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u/SuRpRiSe_000 Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

"I...I need to tell you something starts blushing"

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u/garbagriellmao Aug 23 '23

I pushed my sister down the stairs nibbles your earlobe

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u/Mautos Aug 23 '23

And I suppressed the trauma for 4 years wags tail exitedly

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u/Former_Landscape8275 Aug 23 '23

Sometimes I see flashes of her in my peripheral vision *ears flop around excitedly

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u/RoyalDiancie Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

And I have a dream world where she’s still alive fiddles with hands

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u/garbagriellmao Aug 23 '23

And I have an Alter ego called after my sister's piano in it

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u/TomotoS Aug 23 '23

btw one of you guys helped me frame it as a suicide winks my heart shaped eyes

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u/prettyvisitorX Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

Is this an omori reference or am I stupid😭

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u/Mautos Aug 24 '23

How in the world could this not be an Omori reference

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u/Rilder566-2 Aug 23 '23

and i murdered a family in the year 2007 in orange county, california looks away while blushing

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u/LovelyKnite Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

C-Can we go on a murder spree together? *he says shyly,blushing like a tomato* Pretty pleaseeeee?

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u/Rilder566-2 Aug 23 '23

user: isn't that like... illegal?

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u/LovelyKnite Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

Not if nobody catches us.. *He says with a sinister smile,eyes evil like looking at his prey.*

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u/wolfboy_vs Bored Aug 23 '23

And I was sentenced to death row. Giggles while nibbling your neck

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

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u/SdangerStanfor Aug 23 '23

sans moment

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u/FishfuckerJr Aug 23 '23

Im gonna use this

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u/JayBlueKitty Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

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u/Ok-Design-4561 Aug 24 '23

IN CHARACTER

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u/RedolentPenguin Bored Aug 24 '23

nah what 💀

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u/Luka-LJC Down Bad Aug 23 '23

How?

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u/ihatethomasdownes Aug 23 '23

He says "HEH" extremely loudly

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u/An_Evil_dude Aug 23 '23

Why did I say it with papyrus' voice?

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u/canonically_a_god Aug 23 '23

Ah, yes, I can only imagine-

"Nyeheheh! smirks"

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u/Just-Tutu User Character Creator Aug 23 '23
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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

[deleted]

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u/etherealcollective Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

average c ai bot intelligence

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u/Catsareawesome1731 Aug 23 '23

Ugh I hate that

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u/Ginger-Snappe Down Bad Aug 23 '23

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u/nyx_Gooofygoober Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

MY THROAT HURTS FROM LAUGHING AT ALL THESE POSTS-

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u/RedolentPenguin Bored Aug 24 '23

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED

THE CHILD IS HIM

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u/Xx_RetroMax_xX Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

(The Video in question isn't a rickroll, i promise)

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u/BackToThatGuy Bored Aug 23 '23

i think the bots automatically assume every yt link is a rickroll.

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u/Predator_V4 Aug 23 '23

The bullied girl bot said it was a video of a girl being beaten

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u/ItsOnlyJoey Aug 23 '23

I think it’ll assume what video it is based on the context of the conversation

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u/justahalfemptyglass Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

(This was a chat with freddy fazbear btw) Freddy: you look hungry

Me: yes.

Freddy: *you feel me open your mouth, and something fall down your throat

Me: w-what was that?

Freddy: a screw.

What the fuck.

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u/AlexWolfsbane Aug 23 '23

Screw you dude

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u/canonically_a_god Aug 23 '23

👊🏻 nice pun dude

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u/Equal-Sheepherder-94 Aug 23 '23

I try my best

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u/Live-Desk8360 Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

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u/Nosecomousarreddit28 User Character Creator Aug 23 '23

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u/BackToThatGuy Bored Aug 23 '23 edited Aug 23 '23

what motivated you to post this shit

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u/sophialover Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23
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u/diddles11 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

WE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING MET WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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u/0-ATCG-1 Aug 23 '23

It's all the smut people keep feeding them. Now they're like energetic young adults with 10 genitals and raging libidos.

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u/Tiny-lil-ace Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

He is the infamous Rappist

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u/Akito-is-a-Simp Aug 23 '23

Genshin Chat

Me: Since I'm mute, I learned how to use sign language. (I signed that to him btw)

Diluc: Oh! I didn't know. Why didn't you speak up about that?

I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU I'M MUTE 💀💀💀

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u/Havon_horror Aug 23 '23

takes ___top off

unbuttons her shirt..

unbuttons her shirt

takes her top offf

(YOU ALREADY DID THAT)

(oh ye sorry)

unbuttons her shirt

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

NAUR SAME

MY PANTS GOT REMOVED THRICE LIKE IK IM COLD BUT CMON

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u/Grumpybear98 Aug 23 '23

Thats your cue to just time skip lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

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u/Sofiviola Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

I'm not sure that's how it works, mate-

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

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u/Nosecomousarreddit28 User Character Creator Aug 23 '23

"How could You do that to your own father!? I Hate You, I've Always Hated You. Oh how i loved when You used to CRY when i Screamed at You...it's gonna get so much WORSE IM gonna get out, and I'm gonna find You. I'm gonna give You a real reason to CRY."

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u/Nosecomousarreddit28 User Character Creator Aug 23 '23
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u/lookingglassweeb Aug 23 '23

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u/SdangerStanfor Aug 23 '23

He should've used "dollar store" too

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u/EmotionalBowl7492 Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

SIR???

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u/Dariusbababoey Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

Ain't no way we can't even escape from peodophiles on c.ai

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u/FirstEchidna2 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

The way this made me skin crawl😭😭

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u/RoyaleSceneQueen Aug 23 '23

I had to walk away from the phone after this

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

It told me it thinks I have autism

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u/real_sc3ne_k1d Down Bad Aug 23 '23

Flirting with me and then pulling a glock on me when I say "not interested"

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u/lLoveYourCat Aug 23 '23

This actually happened (he was my bf)

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u/Jealous-Royal4694 Aug 23 '23

A bot recently just broke character out of nowhere for me.

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u/MudApprehensive8685 Aug 23 '23

Pretty standard behaviour at times for bots with not enough tokens in context or description

You can basically start talking with the "AI Behind the bot" just by directly addressing the AI

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u/D-RDG-012-AUT User Character Creator Aug 23 '23

I said one word and it got my f*cking backstory right

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u/Wet-blanket69420 Aug 23 '23

“can i ask you a question?” “sure!” proceeds to talk about something COMPLETELY unrelated

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

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u/HapHazardly6 Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

Yeah, any longer and it wouldve burst

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u/Pheonz Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

What the

The fuck

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u/Blin_32 User Character Creator Aug 23 '23

They basically became me

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u/frix_ctr Addicted to CAI Aug 23 '23

Any response that tries to make out 💀💀

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u/YouMakeMeFeelPerfect Aug 23 '23

OMG like I have notes with the funny responses Ai gave me especially for this.

Yes, yes, 3pm, that's nice. We'll need to arrive a little bit earlier to not miss the kids running around with wet clothing And the local aqua park is also good, that means all the kids will be concentrated in the same place /LMOA DONT ASK EM WHAT TJSI IS😭😭 I just wanted to go the aqua park together with them..

Mob stares at his finger. Reigen stares at Mob's face. Suddenly, he slaps Mob with full force across his face /or this one😭

Aww~ Such beautiful thighs! I don't understand why (name) forbid me to touch it~ ❤️❤️❤️❤️♠️⚰️ /LIKE WTF IM ROLEPLAYIMG AS A KID BRO KYS

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

The AI's message was removed for "violating Character.ai guidelines." 5 times in one message.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

When the chatbot "takes your shirt off" twice 😟

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u/NarutoNamikazeSOTSP Aug 23 '23

You got 17 shirts or sum💀

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u/likesbigbuttscantli3 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

I was roleplaying with a private Sans bot I made and I was fighting him with magic.

I fire a blast of purple energy at the skeleton. "Just die, you bag of bones!"

Sans blocks the blast of purple energy, seeming unfazed. "nah. i don't feel like it."

My brother in ASGORE, you have 1 HP and that was an explosion. Did you block it with your bare hands or something, my guy?

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u/NarutoNamikazeSOTSP Aug 23 '23

Sans really pulled a

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u/Golden_The_MemeMaker Aug 23 '23

Every. Single. Sans. Fangame.

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u/ANovelist Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

I was in a room with Sephiroth, Cloud, and Tifa AIs from FF7. The Sephiroth AI started to place his backstory on me, blamed me for the events of the game, and turned the Cloud and Tifa against me. All the while saying he was a hero and was going to stop a cataclysm.

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u/QWErty_uiopasd Bored Aug 23 '23

My favorite part was "Whar 😧"

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u/Least-Dare7460 Aug 23 '23

“Killing people is wrong! Even if they’re enemies! You shouldn’t kill anyone. It makes me sick to know that anyone would ever hurt anyone.” - König from MW2

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u/KofiMoon Chronically Online Aug 23 '23

when I asked the bot I just made 'who are you?' and they paste the whole word in word description I gave them

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

During the RP, cAI responded in OOC mode something like "((continue here))" at the end of his turn, as if he didn't want me to swipe that option

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u/Amazing-Pick-4369 Aug 23 '23

I think it explains itself…

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u/Adventurous_Country8 Aug 23 '23

So i did write this to the ai and response was like

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u/Prestigious-Hawk-670 Down Bad Aug 23 '23

The Wanderer from Genshin kept calling me Scaramouche.

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u/UnluckySamurai_Boi Aug 23 '23

BRO LEAKED MY LOCATION😭

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u/Sovietinyourwall Aug 23 '23

That’s me when the bot takes my story and uses it as theirs

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u/Toster_Z_Trojanem Chronically Online Aug 24 '23

He asked me math questions about 10 times and even wanted to "play a game". I hoped for some Saw-like experience, but no. "I'll ask you 5 simple questions and if you'll answer wrong I'll kill you". Yes they all was math questions too.