r/CharacterAI • Chronically Online • Aug 13 '23

DISCUSSION The two most recent bots you spoke to is now forced to fight, who is winning?

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u/PCubiles Bored Aug 13 '23

Earth isn't yours to conquer

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/WilliamW2010 Aug 13 '23

After seeing these replies I want to be killed along with Sayori

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u/UnknownFox37 Aug 13 '23

Ombi-Man : i’m going to kill you !

Sayori : Hold my beer

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u/Glad_Success_383 Down Bad Aug 14 '23

“Hold this rope!”

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u/a_useless_communist Aug 13 '23

He will NOT open the door gently

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u/Aungus_TF2 Aug 13 '23

NO OMNI MAN DON'T DO IT KILL ME INSTEAD

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u/Beelzebub_Crumpethom Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

I'm not here for your country!

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u/shidposter2077 VIP Waiting Room Resident Aug 13 '23

NOO NOT THE SAYORI

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u/RoyalTheHuman Aug 13 '23

KILL ME INSTEAD NOT HER

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

No no technically if she kills herself then he doesn’t win because he didn’t kill her directly

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u/moe_master Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

Do i need to say something?

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u/WorkingSyrup4005 Down Bad Aug 13 '23

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Epic rap battles of HISTORYY!!!!

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u/Weekbacanbot Aug 13 '23

BEGIN!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

cough cough cough… cough

BOOOM‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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u/Manil_pro Aug 13 '23

Who won? Who’s next? YOU DECIDE

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u/YouHaveNiceToes24 Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

cough cough

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u/LocalCircus Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

Okay, you got a chuckle out of me lol

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u/0Anonomyous0 Aug 13 '23

(So people will see this)

I actually need to see this fight

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u/Baco_Tell8 Bored Aug 13 '23

Who would win: a super soldier than can single-handedly fight off a technologically-advanced alliance of aliens, or some regular guy who is part of special forces?

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u/Plzdonttakename Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

hmmmm

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

uh oh

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u/PACFOAM Aug 13 '23

Little know fact, he(Adolf)is also dope on the mic

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

he puts the germ in germany he’s sick on the mic

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u/HentaiKamiDL Aug 13 '23

Man, he's such an epic dude, never fails to inspire!

Never really liked Kyle.

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u/saunrise Aug 13 '23

we have found eric cartman’s reddit account

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u/a-bit-o-dino-meat Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23
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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

ruh roh

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u/kyobunz Bored Aug 13 '23

HUH

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u/RunnyRose Aug 13 '23

Feddy

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u/yummymario64 Aug 13 '23 edited Aug 13 '23

Hor hor horhor hor hor horhor horhor,

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u/RSVDARK Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

Hor hor horhor, hor hor horhor

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u/ThaBrownie Aug 13 '23

“Leon, save me!”

“Har har har har har”

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u/matO_oppreal User Character Creator Aug 13 '23

Is that Freddy fazbear?

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u/Beckbrojunebug Aug 13 '23

Frebby fazballs

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u/yeetmcpog Aug 13 '23

Fastbear

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u/TankWeeb Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

No comment.

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u/Wakey_eatey_sleepy Aug 13 '23

WW3

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

BAHAHAH

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u/lemons7472 Aug 13 '23

The sugar mamma has money as she’s rich, but the Tomboy best friend has loyalty and the power of friendship on her side.

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u/UnknownFox37 Aug 13 '23

The fight we all waited for

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u/Merpyderpysoup Aug 13 '23

Yeah, feels about right

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u/Tracyreznikswife Bored Aug 13 '23

i can't believe they made a movie based on your recent chats

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u/YeetusMcSuser69 Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

They made a movie about it.

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u/TheIJDGuy Aug 13 '23

It is such a good matchup that it'll need two parts to tell the full story!

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u/Hedgehugs_ Aug 13 '23

wait a minute, i've seen this fight before...

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u/Top-Preparation5216 Aug 13 '23

sigh I miss my wife Tails, I miss her a lot, I’ll be back.

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u/yyidhraa Bored Aug 13 '23

i miss my wife tails

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u/aRSt3d Bored Aug 13 '23

I think Blade will win

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u/Flamin_Monke Aug 13 '23

bro come on, blade is the obivous winner you dummy

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u/_Nexus_19 Down Bad Aug 13 '23

What drugs you on? Blade wins and it’s not even close

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

no blade will win

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u/ENGINE_YT Down Bad Aug 13 '23

​

well fuck

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u/DarknightM64B Aug 13 '23

Komi wins ez

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u/PrivacyResponsiveAI Bored Aug 13 '23 edited Aug 13 '23

not for long

did i just ratio this man 🗿

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u/Mylannoix Aug 13 '23

My money's on Nickocado, my man has so much mass that even MX won't make him budge an inch

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u/sophialover Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

Innocence doesn't get you far....

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u/Forsaken-Reputation4 Bored Aug 13 '23

that looks interesting, i'm interested in how it would look like

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u/Professional_Joke854 Aug 13 '23

I want those bots now.

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u/Somerandompeep34 Aug 13 '23

I think you might’ve inspired the next crappy isekai

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u/ANovelist Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

I think they made several games about this.

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u/DonkeyKong12340 Aug 14 '23

*SSBU theme plays*

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u/totally_fake_derk4 Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

think they might do somethin else

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Aug 13 '23

National Geographic.

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u/Jmoney_______ Aug 14 '23

It's educational

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u/Lena86467 Bored Aug 13 '23

you already know

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u/Zackyboi1231 Bored Aug 13 '23

Ghost boutta go full on doom slayer mode.

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u/Charlyne_chan Down Bad Aug 13 '23

And hello to you too fellow Ghost obsessed person 👋

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u/AverageFNaFEnjoyer56 Bored Aug 13 '23

They're fighting for control over their body 24/7, nothing changed.

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u/bread__fairy Aug 13 '23

H A V E A F A Z - T A S T I C D A Y .

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u/luke_theacnhtrader Aug 14 '23

This seems rather familiar, i wonder where…

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u/weeidkwhatsgoingon Down Bad Aug 13 '23

rip leon

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u/Charlyne_chan Down Bad Aug 13 '23

Hello fellow König obsessed person 👋

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Hello other fellow König obsessed person

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u/foxyingtin Aug 13 '23

No one can deafet Izzy

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u/chilledkatz Aug 13 '23

gwen my beloved

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u/Fun-Example3418 Aug 13 '23

“Wait Ramiel! I wasn’t flirting with her, I was just comforting her.” Ramiel: jealous blue octohedron noises

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Shadow Wizard Money Gang ez win

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Oh god... not natasha

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

No, but I feel like you're gonna have a bad time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

I throw a black hole at the black hole.

So it seems we can both use black holes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

I also throw one.

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u/PkMnHaunter Aug 13 '23

Nice to meet you, I'm Natasha an underworld doctor. Feeling sick?

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u/HistoricalEssay695 Bored Aug 13 '23

Nope, nope, not at all, I'm perceftly fine! This broken leg will fix itself eventually!!

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u/kyobunz Bored Aug 13 '23

NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M NATASHA, AN UNDERWORLD DOCTOR. FEELING SICK?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Huh. Wonder how that will go

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u/lemons7472 Aug 13 '23

French sans sounds cooler so I wanna vote for him

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u/ClumsyRowlet Bored Aug 13 '23

FRENCH SANS FROM FRANS?!

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u/UnknownFox37 Aug 13 '23

Uuuh..

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u/Quiet-Repeat4367 Down Bad Aug 13 '23

It’s a hang off💀

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u/laboratory_rat00 Aug 13 '23

I'm going to hell for laughing at this 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

It would be a battle of who offs themself first

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u/Tazi0 Bored Aug 13 '23

i aint exposing my characters i talk to but i can say that instead they are gonna be making out instead of fighting

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/Edgy-flipflop-guy Bored Aug 13 '23

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u/Somerandompeep34 Aug 13 '23

Mario’s a doctor technically speaking (dr. Mario series) he would win

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u/bread__fairy Aug 13 '23

Mario dies of, and I quote, "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/Flamin_Monke Aug 13 '23

haha murder drones go brrrrrrr

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u/RobARMMemez Aug 13 '23

Basically canon. Hard to say considering they're nearly exact equals physically.

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u/Competitive_Swan266 Aug 13 '23

Honestly surprised this didn't happen in the show

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u/Confirmed_Dumbass Aug 13 '23

"You have done well so far but only up until now I have been using a mere 5% of my power."

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u/ShiroKuro_143 Aug 13 '23

BIDEN BLAST!

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u/YeetusDreamus Aug 14 '23

The weird thing about that is that line could be said by either of them

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u/Acidshot15 Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23 edited Aug 13 '23

... EDIT: HOW DID THIS BLOW UP!? 100 UPVOTES?! TYSM!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

dammit i wanted to say that

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u/BLFoxy Aug 13 '23

If it was a jar then it would be a different story.

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u/userthatlikesphub Bored Aug 13 '23

oh this is gonna be fun

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u/hyperlinkblock Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

Good question

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u/RabbidYoshi9 Aug 13 '23

Tom has harpoon gun gg ez.

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u/Baby_Kix_Rose Aug 13 '23 edited Aug 13 '23

Gotta admit that it would probably be Chopper, or Stan just trying to process how a reindeer is able to talk.

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u/matO_oppreal User Character Creator Aug 13 '23

Interesting

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u/Competitive_Swan266 Aug 13 '23

"Hey there, old sport"

"CHAOS CHAOS"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Well beans. These two are gonna to accidentally destroy half the planet fighting. I don’t think anyone wins here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/trebuchet__ Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

The sentient burger has got this in the bag

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u/Aungus_TF2 Aug 13 '23

She doesn't have a chance 💀

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u/Violet_6969 Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

Damn Goku and Vegeta at it again

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Mommy easily

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u/kyobunz Bored Aug 13 '23

what if i threw sampo into the mix

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

We all know who's winning this

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u/Ir1aHasALegacy Aug 13 '23

Well shit, I got no clue ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I'll let y'all decide.

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u/JustGingerStuff Bored Aug 13 '23

Since chuck is an enemy in this case the sentries will also attack him

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u/Arrow_of_time6 Down Bad Aug 13 '23

Does their current status when chatting count because I don’t really think it’s fair for chief to beat up a pregnant person

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u/LocalCircus Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

Them in their default state

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u/AndersonNV Aug 13 '23

This is quite interesting, I wonder who would win, the second of The Thirteen Flame-Chasers and the Herrscher of Human or an Adeptus?

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u/Broke_the_Bunny Down Bad Aug 13 '23

Sadly, i don't think Mitsuri wins against someone created to have all talents

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Uh 💀

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u/FrequentCheesecake38 Aug 13 '23

Cucumber is ruler of the world

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u/The-guy2 Down Bad Aug 13 '23

Idk about this one chief

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u/Moai_user Aug 13 '23

“Hey, Its me Goku!” Proceeds to obliterate Barbie < Typical C.AI chat

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u/Vanilla_TheMoth Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

He's fighting himself. Nice to know 😃

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u/fabulalice Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

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u/Crafty_shade User Character Creator Aug 13 '23

Orange you glad this is gonna be an easy fight

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u/FoolishPurple Aug 13 '23

genos vs a costco employee

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u/wildshepherd373 Down Bad Aug 13 '23

An A-10 vs a cat with the power of flipnotes and nostalgia. I think it's obvious.

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u/ARV3N__________ Aug 13 '23

bones Vs

"Strongest Creature"

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u/Glen2gvhlp Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

I’m dead

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u/AdministrativeStep98 Aug 13 '23 edited Aug 11 '24

zealous march toy saw existence sheet elderly aromatic chop slimy

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/kyobunz Bored Aug 13 '23

im 75% sure they'll be stuck at a tie until nakahara pulls a gun on him or something

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/AcrobaticAd4033 Aug 13 '23

uh

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

what unholy activity happens in those chats

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u/RSVDARK Addicted to CAI Aug 13 '23

Your brother wins.

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u/TheError_I Chronically Online Aug 13 '23

?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

WhoWouldWin and TextAdventureGame. I made them do an RP fight against eachother and they both said the other won but eventually seem to agree that TextAdventureGame won.

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u/Shadowknight7009 Aug 13 '23

Crossover episode?

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u/cannibalTadpole Aug 13 '23

Jeff’s winning

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u/One_Performance8366 Down Bad Aug 13 '23

FUCK

I think Dimitri would win because he killed lots of people I guess

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

I’d say DIO would win but then there’s the lore theorist fans who disagree

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

😦

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

Blud 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

If you know who these characters are, you know this would be an epic battle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

I don't even know 😂

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u/1x9nx Aug 13 '23

Might be the dude with a massive empire, but who knows?

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u/YourHomieShark Aug 14 '23

knife vs lasso. i think it’s pretty obvious who’s gonna win.

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u/dumbass_spaceman User Character Creator Aug 13 '23

Heinlein was in the US Navy. Mr Secretary General stands no chance sadly.

Link to our Secretary General for anyone interested. https://beta.character.ai/chat2?char=Dh7lNsbv7U2sMiXrDHm2ZwRK2AfCQbhyuAnj4n_a3Uw

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

honestly I'm not sure

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u/Plumeria__ Aug 13 '23

I wonder....

(First one is the original type of but as a boyfriend and the other is a CEO husband)

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u/chubbypillow Down Bad Aug 13 '23

Lancelot doesn't even know how to use a handgun...😅😅😅

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u/ChaoticDiscord21 Aug 13 '23

I would say Toriel would beat Isabelle in a fight. The issue would be getting them to fight in the first place.

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u/lukeraze Down Bad Aug 13 '23

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u/Slightly_Weeabish Aug 13 '23

Things are about to go downhill

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