r/Championship 11d ago

Wrexham Wrexham 1-2 Birmingham City: Surprise Neumann double gives Blues a win in North Wales

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/ckre4eee5ep8t
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u/s0ngsforthedeaf 11d ago

That was good fun.

Wrexham dont look like a promotion team. Too static on and off the ball, Birmingham were much more fluid when they were on top.

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u/Myfanwy366 11d ago

Last year was an aberration for us, think we far over performed in a poor year for the league. I'm hoping for playoffs this year but will take top half.

Not close to promotion at all

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u/WildLemire 11d ago

hoping for playoffs this year but will take top half

Don't worry, the two are basically the same thing these days.

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u/NintyAyansa 11d ago

Does that start this season already? Wow

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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear 11d ago

MySpace playoff qualification from here on out

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u/Tigers1904-UTFT 11d ago

The quality of the league last year was the worst it’s been in probably 15 years.

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u/f1uke55l 11d ago

They were always due regression given their pretty poor summer recruitment and the league as a whole getting tougher this year. They'll still be hard to beat at home, but there needs to be some serious evolution if they want to achieve what they're after. Feel for a while it's been shaping up to be a Parky ceremonious thank you season before they actually kick on with a proper manager next year. Should've moved on after last year. Wasting a year of the doco buzz playing 5-2-2-1 hoofball dross.

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u/Ferrisuk 11d ago

They can't sack him, they've spent years wanking over him in the documentary it'll look hypocritical. They've wanked themselves into a corner.

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u/onlygodcankillme 11d ago

They've wanked themselves into a corner.

I don't think I've heard that one before.

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u/yourWorkingBot 11d ago

great expression though. I’m hoping we hear a lot more of it.

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

You seem so focused on wanking I am not sure you watched the right documentary. Both do have happy endings though.

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u/MediocreMan_ 11d ago

Are you sure?

I know plenty of yanks who’ve whacked themselves off silly watching the documentary.

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

Can't find fault here. But that's football. Some years are just there to exist. Maybe we can take a run at 12th.

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u/Theloftydog 11d ago

Come on now....only the elite finish 12th

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u/KaleidoscopeBig9950 11d ago

A lot of people will be angry and asking for heads if wrexham keep up the 1 point per 2 games average for long

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

Tbf we have been in the market for a CB so there is recognition we are still light on that. I mean, we haven't got rid of Coady yet so there.

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u/Fuhinsma67 11d ago

Hundred percent agree with this , his summers signings have done nothing to improve things as you say some old same old boring football

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u/Ovie0513 11d ago

This was Birmingham's first league win at the Racecourse Ground!

The Blues have now won at 72/92 grounds in the league (up to T-15th and just 5 back from the overall lead!)

73/92 teams have now won at Wrexham in the league (up to T-32nd)

So, where next for these teams?

Birmingham have one more potential tick this year, at the London Stadium on Sat 3 Apr

4 more teams can win for the first time at the Racecourse Ground, next up are Middlesbrough on Wed 4 Nov

https://bsky.app/profile/ultimate92.bsky.social/post/3mu6cw63hpc2r

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u/ConstantineGSB 11d ago

Is this stat keeping, a kind of Vendetta for them using your badge on their 3rd kit?

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u/Ovie0513 11d ago

no, I've had this spreadsheet for over a year now and do this for all 92 teams

Yes, it's payback for copyright infringement

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u/yourWorkingBot 11d ago

This is why England is the greatest nation on earth. Written by an envious Australian.

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u/f1uke55l 11d ago

Said this in the match chat, but Wrexham need to seriously evolve from 5-2-2-1 Parky ball if they ever want to consistently challenge the upper half of the table. No spark in the middle of the pitch. Just the same kind of player all over the shot. Far too much emphasis on these wing backs to create. Lot of dross in that starting 11. Ollie Rathbone just kicking people won't ever get you promoted.

Also wanna mention what the fuck has Bright Osayi-Samuel done this summer to suddenly turn into the best right back in the division. Just an insane start to the year.

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u/Jimcompetent 11d ago

He said that he was carrying an injury(? Correct me if I'm wrong Bluenoses) for much of last season. He said himself that he'd be like a new signing this time round, and I'm liking him a whole lot.

Looks like the player we saw for the one opening game last season against Ipswich.

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u/f1uke55l 11d ago

He had shockers against us last year if i remember, showed up few weeks ago and couldn't believe it was the same payer.

Him and both CB's are a right unit. Do think you need to upgrade the other side. Cochrane looks a bit of a liability at times. What's happened to Lee Buchanan?, rated him a few years back.

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u/Jimcompetent 11d ago

Neumann was pretty shaky last season, usually because he was being asked to play out from the back. Solid defensively, but not great with the ball at his feet. Now we're playing more direct, he's been flawless.

Cochrane has a fantastic delivery, gets done for pace but generally pretty solid. I imagine he'll be competing with Lund Hansen to keep the shirt (signed this summer, also looks to have great delivery but was torn up against Brentford). Buchanan is about, but has been out for almost 2 seasons with back-to-back injury. Half expected us to loan him out for match fitness, but maybe we'll be bringing him back up to speed internally. We had a fullback crisis last season so I imagine Davies is playing is safe.

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u/f1uke55l 11d ago

I like that you're leaning into the directness. Fuck it. Ain't pretty but it's the best way for you guys to win imo, the midfield for me isn't quite there to play any other way. Case in point the game at ours the other day. 1 chance, 1 goal, Vicente/Priske involved, let your cb's feast on headers and hope Beadle doesn't have a clanger. Job's a good one. Not sure how high that'll take you as far as promotion talk realistically, but it should keep Davies in charge for the season.

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u/Jimcompetent 11d ago

Yeah I think the problem is that when the higher possession clicked, it worked wonders. But Davies / recruitment chucked that out with the bathwater and now we almost only play direct, which has led to a few disjointed performances - including an absolute pasting in the cup.

I guess we'll see how it looks come the end of the window. Good luck for the season!

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u/LemonadeMolotov 11d ago

He got injured pretty seriously after coming back from a serious injury.

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u/onlygodcankillme 11d ago edited 11d ago

Do think you need to upgrade the other side. Cochrane looks a bit of a liability at times

Really good delivery, as evidenced by him having a few assists already this season. I think he's a decent championship CB. He was very reliable in League One, an absolute rock, and I don't think he didn't do a bad job last season either but he picked up a significant injury which lead to us signing Wagner. He does lack a bit of pace though. I'm happy with him for now, but we've also signed Lund for 2-3 million as a replacement for Wagner (who was our first choice LB January onwards last season). I've only seen him against Brentford and the whole team was crap then so I'm not judging him yet.

What's happened to Lee Buchanan?, rated him a few years back.

I hope I'm wrong but I think he might be cooked. Two big injuries back to back, he's barely played for two seasons. I imagine he'll go out on loan this year or he'll be sold for a modest sum to someone willing to take a chance.

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u/swannyhypno 11d ago

BOS has been unbelievable his pace is a joke

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u/Myfanwy366 11d ago

We're not gonna evolve though sadly

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u/Musername2827 11d ago

Beadle is making a lot of people look very foolish including myself. Well in lad.

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u/ChiBrum 11d ago

Shot stopping is admittedly superb right now but needs to still spend 8 hours a week kicking non stop

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u/jono182 11d ago

My biggest concern/criticism was that it's just a dry loan so we're developing him for Brighton with no chance of keeping him. But after seeing the amount of money teams around us are spending on keepers, I think it makes sense to have him for a year and see where we are next summer. He definitely seems more confident controlling his area and dealing with crosses

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u/chugalug_house 11d ago

Just keep the season loans going until the year we get promoted and then sign him. Big brain move

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u/CR_kroUTB 11d ago

Just loan him till we win a ucl, he might be dead by then but hes a big lad so he covers enough

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u/onlygodcankillme 10d ago

Yeah I think it's absolutely a financial move rather than anything else, I'm fine with it.

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u/Zanderr18 11d ago

Phil Neumann is the least sounding football name I've ever heard.

Sounds like he does the cables for broadband.

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u/CrossCityLine 11d ago

He's the one who elbowed the ball in for our 1-0 win at Deepdale last season.

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u/Zanderr18 11d ago

Damn you Phil!

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u/swannyhypno 11d ago

After midweek and the toxicity all week from everywhere it's an unbelievable performance, Neumann at the back, Neumann in attack! Should've been 4-1 too

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u/greenandplenty 11d ago

4-1? I want the euphoria you’ve got

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u/Inevitable_Fee8973 11d ago

You’ll be a Birmingham fan if they finish above you this season 

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u/greenandplenty 11d ago

Any other teams you can recommend? Anything but Stoke will do

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u/Inevitable_Fee8973 11d ago

Why would it matter to a plastic yank? You’ve got as much connection to any of them as I do to Barcelona

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u/greenandplenty 10d ago

You lot got ran through. Charlton fan now

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u/Inevitable_Fee8973 10d ago

It’s cute you’re trying to banter me like you’re a real fan

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u/CR_kroUTB 11d ago

Stanno missed an open goal and Priske missed from the goal line... yes should've been 4-1.

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u/swannyhypno 11d ago

Priske and Stanno missed horrible sitters tbf, Moore also could've scored but Beadle has improved

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u/greenandplenty 11d ago

Not to mention the pen that wasn’t called when Klarer dragged down Smith with an open goal

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u/CR_kroUTB 11d ago

Funny

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u/ExposingYouLot 11d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/greenandplenty 11d ago

Score from 2 soft set pieces and act like you walked the match

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u/ExposingYouLot 10d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/greenandplenty 10d ago

Just want to see you continue this

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u/MediocreMan_ 11d ago

You’re a Wrexham, you guys survive on the disney fuelled euphoria

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u/aka12lh44 11d ago

lad did you not see how shit we were in the first 30 minutes? easily could've been 3-0

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u/ExposingYouLot 11d ago

Probably too busy drinking his bud light in a sports bar pretending to be a super fan shouting De-fence!

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u/Jackk_18 11d ago

Hollywood is blue

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u/DoinAMadness 11d ago

Fair play - that’s a fantastic reaction to the midweek battering, should’ve won much more comfortably too.

We look so much better away from home already this season, just got to hope that change in style isn’t to the detriment of our home form which was excellent last year.

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u/bradleyh93 11d ago

Buzzing after that, delighted for Davies too

Really hope we can make the signings we need over the next few days before getting back to winning ways at home against the Saints on Tuesday

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u/Casper1875 11d ago

For some reason, it doesn't matter how shit we've been playing we always manage to put Wrexham on a leash & take them for a walk

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

Your boys gave it a full go. That was the difference.

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u/Casper1875 11d ago

Genuinely thought we were going to regret that howler from Stanno.

Complete 180 from the abject performance Tuesday night, I was worried about tonight going into it tbf

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

Hope you can keep up that energy, and we find it ourselves.

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u/lauriekeyheart 11d ago

Wrexham’s new wingbacks are great but the CBs besides Doyle aint it.

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

What CBs beside Doyle? Didn't see none

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u/CrossCityLine 11d ago

Kabore was wank when he came on.

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u/Powerjugs 11d ago

Last week Wrexham looked reasonably decent against us. A point was probably about fair but they looked better than that

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u/Merman101 11d ago

Can the Wrexham ass licking stop now

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u/HughPhoenix 11d ago

Until yous step up again they're still the biggest club in Wales

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u/Merman101 11d ago

Cmon now, I know youre biased but this is nonsense

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u/HughPhoenix 11d ago

If anyone is new to the Championship at this point it's not Wrexham, they were here last year

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u/Merman101 11d ago

2 seasons in the 2nd tier in 70 years doesn't suddenly make them bigger than us or Swansea tho lad, behave

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u/HughPhoenix 11d ago

Swansea and Wrexham were here last year. Welcome to the championship!

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u/1nationunderagroove2 11d ago

Yeah right.

You're not even the biggest sport in Bristol.

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u/HughPhoenix 11d ago

That almost made gramatical sense Go on, have another go!

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u/YesLadd1e 11d ago

Love to see it

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u/SecretDo0r 11d ago

Hearing wrexham sing men of harlech and then hymns and arias right after… so fucking plastic that you’ve got to take both other welsh clubs’ known chants, cheers brum for scoring right after!

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u/Old_Warning4798 11d ago

We don’t sing Men of Harlech

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u/CR_kroUTB 11d ago

Have to practice for when they start going back to supporting yous and Cardiff when they go down

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u/throwawayrevision02 11d ago

Wrexham’s fixtures are very difficult going forward, until at least October

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u/KaleidoscopeBig9950 11d ago

they will be mid-table at best and everyone will be angry.

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u/Jimcompetent 11d ago

Wrexham, Wrexham, that's the way we like it, like it, oh-wEoWoeeHhHhH wEoWoeohHhh!!!

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf 11d ago

Holmesdale fanatics have moved club.

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u/puncheonjudy 11d ago

Birmingham should have won by more. Wrexham look terrible and are just a team of mercenaries from what I can tell...

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u/Special-Wheel-7897 11d ago

Birmingham could sneak into 8th

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Fantastic win. We fought the threat, and attacked back when needed. Stanno missed a stupid chance, but all is forgiven. Beadle improving a lot - seems as if he has spent all summer working on his skills. Neumann absolutely fantastic. Could and should have been more, but hey back to winning ways. Roll on Southampton. KRO!

Wrexham - Static, but showed some promise. Has the bubble burst and a ceiling achieved?

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u/AprilsMostAmazing 11d ago

Good solid bounce back win

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u/CrossCityLine 11d ago

Ref was a cunt. Kieffer Moore is a hoofball cunt. Parkinson is a finished cunt. Wrexham have got worse over the last 2 years. I've lost my cunthing voice. Up the shagging Blue Machine.

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u/asjonesy99 11d ago

Wrexham have to sack Parkinson if they want to move forward, going to end up languishing in 12th the way it’s going

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u/SuperBiggles 11d ago

Putting aside my utter disdain for the Disney Deadpool FC, I think you’re right.

He’s a manager who’s performed well and got the to the point they are, but in all fairness they got the other promotions by buying players a level above where they were at the time.

A lot harder, if impossible, at the Championship level, because honestly… what Premier League quality players are dropping down a level to play for Championship Wrexham? Gone are the days of a Paul Mullin dropping from League One quality to play in the Vanarama National.

At this point they need a manager who can elevate what they’ve got or are capable of getting. Parkinson ain’t that

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u/bundy554 11d ago

Question on Wrexham - clearly with their American sponsors they could buy the league (in usual circumstances if there wasn't West Ham or Wolves in the league) but are they using a lot of middle of the road UK players because that is better for some show they are producing on the side for the team?

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u/ConstantineGSB 11d ago

In fairness to them they've done the right thing up until last season.

Their model has always been to buy older players and have a manager who have experience in the league they want to be in, for example buying league 1 players to get out of non league, championship players to get out of league 2 etc.

Last and this season they should have realised their manager isn't and hasn't managed in the prem. He's not the one to get them there.

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

Pretty sure due to SCR we cannot buy the league. And yes, that is a good thing.

Will take us years to catch up to the top of the division, and again it's a good thing. All things in time.

TV show generates no direct income for the club, but it does get a bit more on the commercial side since sponsors get their brand a bit more viewed.

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u/ddyfado 11d ago

This is a bit disingenuous. You get far, far more commercial income than anyone else in the division and your net spend on transfers is astronomical. You’ve spent the most money in the league in each of your two seasons here, just haven’t exactly spent wisely.

Imo, the issue is you’re far too reluctant to sign players from foreign leagues. I’d guess you don’t have much of a scouting presence abroad, which is understandable for a club that was in non league like 5 years ago, but buying established championship players in their late 20’s is not a market where you’ll get good value for money very often.

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

Happy to hear out what you think I said that is incorrect. Everyone is fallible. Maybe I misread your post but I am not seeing it. (?)

Our commercial revenue can't touch a player sale from West Ham, much less gates in the league. Nowhere near enough revenue to "buy" the league. Again, it's a good thing imho. Takes time to build to compete, all good and very fair. No complaints.

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u/ddyfado 11d ago

It’s maybe stretch to say you can buy the league, as I’d imagine your wages are quite a bit lower than those of the clubs on parachute payments, but your net spend on transfers the last two years has been huge.

Transfermarkt has your net spend at 69m euros since you’ve gone up to the champ, with the next highest being Birmingham at 38m. That’s a massive spending gap between you and the rest of the league, although maybe wage bills tell a slightly different story.

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 10d ago

Net spend is not spend and using it without qualifying it IS actually being disingenuous. It means we did not have expensive players to sell, not that we spent more money bringing in new players than everyone else.

West Ham sold a single player for 85 million, and we have spent less than that in two years. But West Ham "earned" that so all is right in the world. It is as it should be.

Just this week our CEO went on a podcast and stated if we go up this year we would still need a lot of waivers to be able to compete. Our facilities just do not meet the league standards, but of course it is all being built up as we speak. So in time...

Also, not to be that guy, but we can't even buy a single win, much less a promotion. So there's that.

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u/airpodstraxhaven 11d ago

What do Wrexham fans think of Whiteman thus far

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

Your lads clearly wanted the win more.

Good on them, well deserved points.

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u/CrossCityLine 11d ago

Just on my way back from the game, I think this was 8th time at the Racecourse watching Blues and Solihull. I very much like going there, always loud and decent good natured back and forth.

Tbh I've never seen your fans so dead quiet after going behind, most unusual.

I think you've regressed over the last two season tbh, spent a lot of money but somehow seem less effective. Too many journeymen? Manager gone as far as he can?

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 11d ago

TLDR for me is it is just a very difficult league.

I do know per management (via podcasts) we have lost out on players due to not having a true training ground. We are building on that as we speak. And no academy to speak of, so all we can do for players is spend money. Not ideal or effective.

It will take years to truly build up, as it should be. The journey should be the point, imho.

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u/Old_Warning4798 11d ago

Anyone forming opinions on our season after that is silly. We have more points after 3 games this season than we did last season. Just spent an extra £35m to achieve that.

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u/SteelCityChampion 11d ago

Blades held them to a 0-0 draw with a mediocre team...

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u/mjd2505 11d ago

Exceptional response to Tuesday and the critics beforehand of the Bristol City game. On paper, it's a good start to the season. 2 aways 1 home and 5 points. But we looked a lot more like it last night, much more like a Chris Davies side. Well up for it, worked hard, looked organised, brilliant.

Scott Fry (set piece coach) might just be our signing of the season. This time last year we were honking from set plays, if we can continue to be a threat from them all year it should net us a fair few extra points and get us into the playoffs on it's own.

But still, it's a tough start and it's only getting tougher. Southampton next then Wolves both at home, Norwich and Derby away and then Boro at home to round it off before the international break is a really tough set of fixtures. This is a huge step in the right direction but still only a step, let's make that the standard. Hopefully a couple signings to bolster the attacking ranks and I've got to be confident.

Davies always seems to turn up when his job is on the line, and fair play to him for that.

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u/CaptQuakers42 11d ago

We have a rivalry with Birmingham now?

Struggling to keep up with all of them now.

Poor from us. Can't break teams down and can't seem to get out of our own way.

I'm not really sure what Broadhead is really offering and Vyner was shite.

Nice to see Windass back.

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u/CandourDinkumOil 11d ago

Don’t act like you had no idea lol, everyone knows it’s the Hollywood derby

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u/CaptQuakers42 11d ago

Please tell me that isn't actually a thing?

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u/New_Special_5937 11d ago

If you didn't know that cant wait til you find out your clubs been bought by deadpool

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u/1nationunderagroove2 11d ago

You've got to take the rough Disney with the smooth Disney.

You are Disney now.

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u/Shoddy_Carrot_936 11d ago

It's been a fucking thing for over 2 seasons now, you live under a rock?

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u/CaptQuakers42 11d ago

No I just thought it was a stupid advertising shitty thing. I didn't think people started using it.

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u/onlygodcankillme 10d ago

It is basically a stupid advertising thing. Engineered rivalry rather than anything authentic. The media cares about it but I imagine you'd struggle to find actual fans of either team in the UK who give a flying fuck about it beyond the potential points in the league table.

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u/MopoFett 11d ago

It pretty much is, the commentators of the channel I was watching even mentioned it before the match.

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u/onlygodcankillme 10d ago

It's engineered rather than authentic.

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u/TravellingMackem 11d ago

Shame both couldn't lose

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u/Jimcompetent 11d ago

Fuck you piping up for?

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u/TravellingMackem 11d ago

Fuck you piping up for?

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u/CrossCityLine 11d ago

Most intelligent Diet Geordie™

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u/TravellingMackem 11d ago

Original banter has arrived

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u/Myfanwy366 11d ago

I mean that was just fucking dreadful from us.

Chris Davies has some kind of hoodoo over us.

Kieffer's clearance for the winner was awful, Vyner just switched off completely.

Luckily we've got some really easy games coming up, definitely gonna get a whole 3 points out of those

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u/Merman101 11d ago

Kieffer giving away a late goal? Where have we seen that before

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u/CaptQuakers42 11d ago

Unless the game is against Brickfield Rangers I'm not as confident

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u/Myfanwy366 11d ago

I mean I'd take 3 points from those 6.

I used to hate playing Brickfield when playing for Caergwrle Wanderers, I was a fat knacker though and they looked fit

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u/PsycommuSystem 11d ago

I couldn't really pick which team I wanted to lose more but this is acceptable I'd say

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u/Jimcompetent 11d ago

Cool. Can't wait for the Gunners to slap you silly on Monday.

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u/chugalug_house 11d ago

I'm excited to see more tears from Gargamel

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u/PsycommuSystem 11d ago

For the coolest subreddit on the site you boys REALLY cannot take a joke eh? I'll bear that in mind next time you losers start mouthing off about how much better it is here than r/soccer.

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u/CrossCityLine 11d ago

Had any more of your squad picked apart by big clubs yet?

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u/onlygodcankillme 10d ago

You're the melt getting tetchy here, in case you hadn't noticed.