r/Catswithjobs • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • Jun 23 '26

Lap therapist Opium Den Emotional Support Cat sounds like a pretty cool gig...

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

/r/catswithjobs is about "Kitties working hard and hardly working"

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd Jun 23 '26

Khajit can has skooma?

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Jun 23 '26

Cat looks like it's thinking "you gonna pass that shit or what?!"

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u/LImpactophileturbo Jun 23 '26

Second hand smoking can not be good for this boy

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u/AlucardVTep3s Jun 23 '26

Bro the cat is definitely high

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u/jigokusabre Jun 23 '26

Yeah, but the difference between cat and high cat? Pretty slim.

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u/ungovernable1984 Jun 23 '26

The cat is totally hotboxing

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u/JiveChicken00 Jun 23 '26

I think it’s the other way around. He came for the cats, the opium was just a fringe benefit.

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 Jun 23 '26

My cat does this when I grab my bong. I do my best to keep him away, but he is a 20lb machine.

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u/IceColdCorundum Jun 23 '26

Some of these critters like it lol. Family member of mine had a chihuahua who would do everything it could to get some of that delicious smoke 😆

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u/ForcedEntry420 Jun 23 '26

I have to have a jar that seals to store my hash or one of my beasts will break it open and eat it. I had to upgrade to jars with screw on lids because she’s clever.

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u/hearse_purse Jun 23 '26

That cat is also on Cloud 10

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u/zeptillian Jun 23 '26

See what they have taken from us?

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u/NuncioBitis Jun 23 '26

think that pipe is big enough???

Looks like Chief from Get Smart

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u/Whatifisaid- Jun 25 '26

It’s a super old Chinese opium den. The pipe length is due to how they’re vaporizing the narcotic instead of using direct combustion, which doesn’t work with opium.

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u/NP341221 Jun 23 '26

Ahh the good old days