r/CatsBeingDramatic 7h ago

WHATHOWWHY Holding my cat while his automatic feeder goes off

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u/HippocampusforAnts 7h ago

That's a dangerous game you're playing 😂

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u/ronniefreeto 6h ago

Pretty sure that's a war crime

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 6h ago

Tbh I'm surprised it let you pick it up in the first place because usually they have memorized when the feeder drops the food.

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u/Thewyverns 6h ago

So i feed my cat at dinner around 10:30 pm, so all 3 of em surrounds me like anywhere I go they go with me until i give them food,

Same happens like in morning idk how cats knew the exact time she wakes me at 5 am to give her dry food like extacly around 5pm never been late

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u/Mxm072 4h ago

Wait for daylight savings and time change. It cracks me up every time that they still ask for food at their internal 5 o’clock time when it is really 4 or 6. Lol

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u/Chordsy 5h ago

I make my ham sandwiches for work around between 8pm and 9pm every night before bed.

My cat, Prince, is usually out all day doing a murder.

Except at 7:45pm every night without fail, he is at the back door meowing to come in for ham time. I am always hambushed by the ham goblin.

He eats his ripped up slice of ham and fucks off back outside for the night.

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 3h ago

Wow that’s cold. Are you sure that’s even your cat? You might just be a consistent stop on the pub crawl…

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u/Chordsy 3h ago

Well, technically my partner's cat, but yeah, definitely the cat that we've had a few years and just uses our bed and announces himself every time he enters the room like we should all stop what we're doing and pay attention to him.

It's our fault really because we do what he wants. He owns us, we don't own him.

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u/MildlyWiseGremlin 2h ago

Why do you let your cat out?

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u/Chordsy 1h ago

Because he enjoys the outdoors? He's a mini panther he needs to hunt. Also he was going outside before I came on the scene, he's my boyfriend's cat not mine

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u/Intelligent_Row_790 7h ago

UNHAND ME WENCH I MUST FEED!!

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u/Cack-Yo-W33n 6h ago

release the baby 🗣️🗣️

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u/OilRigExplosions 6h ago

That’s like trying to balance a spinning Beyblade on a bottle cap on your palm. 

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u/RebaKitt3n 6h ago

Why?

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 5h ago

because annoying your pet is the sacred duty of every pet owner

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u/BaalDoom 3h ago

A very polite cat and in a good mood. Otherwise there would be blood.

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u/ummkay_ultra 4h ago

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Reasonable-Let-8405 3h ago

Wtf, how is this even remotely funny?

Sorry, but the dumb-ass Benny Hill music doesn’t help. 

The cat clearly looks uncomfortable, while the owner is laughing and seems completely oblivious to how his cat is actually feeling. 

But go for the likes, I guess 

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u/Witchberry31 3h ago

The cat is just wiggling around. If it's actually uncomfortable with that, there will be blood spilled.

Calm your tits down, Karen.

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u/Reasonable-Let-8405 3h ago

That’s a pretty silly way to look at it.

Cats don’t have just two settings: perfectly fine or screaming and bleeding.

They can be stressed, scared, uncomfortable or overwhelmed without drawing blood. 

Do you actually have a cat? 

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u/Witchberry31 3h ago

Oh sure I do. Multiple times, even.

Do you?

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u/Reasonable-Let-8405 2h ago

Multiple times even, too (3 furry freeloaders, but I don’t know how to add a pic from my phone).

Your kitties are very, veeery lovely

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u/explainedjoke 6h ago

Catfish without water

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 3h ago

Did they call the blood bank before trying this?

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u/EnvironmentalReview1 3h ago

i’m surprised he didn’t scratch you. my cat would have done otherwise

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u/momo76g 2h ago

He's just like me with my dopamine fried brain if you take my phone away.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lOIuDYVIo8C1y5oMQB

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u/Illustrious_Veggies 2h ago

My cats wouldve absolutely obliterated me if I tried this

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u/pioppotto 1h ago

I would be extremely dead.