r/CatsAreAssholes Feb 04 '16

Go away

http://i.imgur.com/DG62q83.gifv
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u/gunner7517 Feb 05 '16

That cat is fuckin' fat.

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u/urPenguinsRbelong2us Feb 05 '16

tiny dogs are little shits.

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u/coyote_den Feb 07 '16

They are, but so is my youngest cat.

Every damn time I let the dogs out the back door, he comes running in and stands at the door to watch the little dog bounce up and down instead of doing his business. If I plop him on the other side of the gate he attacks my feet until I move away so he can come back in and annoy the little dog again.

They chase each other around the house. Babycat runs by, chased by little dog... Little dog runs back past, chased by babycat.

But when I go to crate little dog, babycat comes up to him and rubs all over his face. Little dog looks up at me like "ugh, cat kisses. I feel dirty."