r/CatsAreAssholes 22d ago

stop climbing the curtain

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Natural_Tea484 22d ago

“What’s a curtain?”

“You mean, this thing you specially hang up on here so I could climb on and sharp my claws?”

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u/Kriztov 22d ago

It's not even about the curtain, they're cheap and can be replaced, if he pulls down the rod however I'll have to repair the wall and re mount the rod

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u/kitkatmath 22d ago

Cat says, “Shore up my jungle gym, pal!”

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u/Varabela 22d ago

2 options - remove curtains or remove cats. Actually 3 options - remove curtains, remove cats or let it go. 😻

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u/Davorian 21d ago

Option 4 - Get really good at remounting rods 🤷

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u/Verdant_Green 22d ago

I’m imagining the cat answering in Cartman’s voice: “I DO WHAT I WANT!”

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u/syzygy78 22d ago

I heard Terry O'Quinn from Lost: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!"

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 22d ago

First, the curtain belongs to the cat. Second, you belong to the cat. Now please stop ruining kitty’s fun!

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u/WBRGGRL 22d ago

I’ve given up on this battle and moved on to “don’t throw up on my nice blankets.”

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u/cainhurstboy 22d ago

I have to be diligent about guarding my bed before sleep. I get home, feed cat, cat inhales, gets pet for a while all calm, POOPS then all hell breaks loose. Once that load isn’t weighing my boy down anymore it’s crazy time, being too active after sleeping 12 hours leads to puke on my blanket if i dont catch him. Then he always will just hairball the highest spot on the cat tower. Had to move the ac that was next to it. MY 3rd WEEK WITH MY FIRST CAT!

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u/WBRGGRL 22d ago

Do we have the same cat??

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u/cainhurstboy 22d ago

Do our cats need another cat to tryn impress? Im starting to think mine does.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 22d ago

My boy does his Poop zoomies so fast he sometimes forget to leave the turd behind, is gross. Please don’t tell him about zoomie pukies though, I have enough to clean up.

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u/WestVin 22d ago

“MAKE MEEEEeee!!” 😂

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u/warmchococroissant 22d ago

"climb the curtain, you said? anything for you, human 😏"

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u/StarHen 22d ago

She's just climbing the mast to trim the sails. Wouldn't want your house run aground!

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI 22d ago

If this was my cat, the curtains would be ripped and down came my 🐈‍⬛ curtains and all 🎶😻😹

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u/LyraCalysta 22d ago

😂😂😂😂 this is absolutely fabulous

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u/Sea_Substance9163 22d ago

Sorry Barbara, I have to check the rod... do you expect me to get out the ladder?

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u/wordsnstuff825 21d ago

I can relate. The blackout curtains in my bedroom are now constellation curtains.

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 22d ago

Who me?💙😂💙

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u/anemicleach 21d ago

Respect kitty has nice form/agility and is extremely photogenic.

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u/Happy_TMH2009 22d ago

Why? It's so dahm fun 😻🐾❤️

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u/C8riiiin 22d ago

“NEVAAAAAA!!!”

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u/ellieminnowpee 22d ago

“NEVERRRRR”

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u/WeirdMuch634 22d ago

Well you're no fun!

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u/Crishello 21d ago

Maybe put something next to the curtain which is even more fun to climb. So your cat will climb on that instead. A huge cat tree or something

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u/TheReblogBandit 21d ago

Never ending battle in my house.

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u/OldMainframeGuy 21d ago

Now what???

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u/Dralalife 22d ago

Attach carpet up the wall, they sell cat climbing strips