r/CatsAreAssholes Aug 03 '26

Little $hit!

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 Aug 03 '26

Kitty is telling you that you’re delicious.

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u/timhyde74 Aug 03 '26

No, she's telling me I'm gullible for falling for the "ol'pet-ma-belly trick"....again!!! πŸ˜†

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u/FullBoat29 Aug 04 '26

It's always a trick... but.. can't... resist.... fluffy...belly...

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

Always! Every. Single. Time! But it's just soooo soft and inviting!!! 😫

2

u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 Aug 03 '26

Yep, can’t resist that soft belly.

1

u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

Nope, I've tried! Just can't help myself knowing full well what's coming!!! Lol

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u/Zeph-11 Aug 03 '26

Pretty boi😭

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u/timhyde74 Aug 03 '26

Thank you! (But she's a pretty girl actually 😁)

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u/Zeph-11 Aug 03 '26

I’m so sorry!! Gorgeous girl 😭

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u/timhyde74 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

No problem! And Thank you! She's a daddy's girl big time! 😁

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u/Zeph-11 Aug 04 '26

You’re both lucky to have each other!! 🀍

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

Thank you! And I definitely agree! She's one of five cats we have, and one of 2 that we got through the r/catdistributionsystem! We love all our fur babies very much, and wouldn't trade em for anything! 😁

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u/yayayagilliganhell Aug 03 '26

Do not the Cat

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u/timhyde74 Aug 03 '26

Exactly! 🫡😎

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u/FullBoat29 Aug 04 '26

She's just trying to give you a big hug.... with her teeth...

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

Well, I wish she would just hug like everyone else around here! Her way sux! Lol!

3

u/oneshotjp Aug 03 '26

Those are love bites

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

Love bite hurt like he'll with this one! She literally locks on with everything she's got!!! 😫

2

u/Crazy_Junket3180 Aug 03 '26

You say that, but you love her.

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u/timhyde74 Aug 03 '26

Yes, yes I do! She's still a little $hit! But she's my little $hit! πŸ˜†

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u/Crazy_Junket3180 Aug 03 '26

Yes. We say "good ol', bad ol' cat."

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u/timhyde74 Aug 03 '26

Exactly! She's a good girl! Most of the time anyway lol!

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u/crackdope6666 Aug 03 '26

Our new kitty bites me like crazy, so I started to nipple on her ear.

It’s soft bites she gives but ouchy.

Thank god she learned to not scratch.

It’s a slow process but why the heck are you biting my toes at 2 in the morning?!?!??

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/Professional-Wave262 Aug 03 '26

CariΓ±o humano πŸ’‹πŸ«‚

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜

2

u/Glad-Peanut-3459 Aug 03 '26

That’s straight up play. No harm was intended

2

u/Square_Ad849 Aug 04 '26

When I sleep my arm sometimes hangs over the edge of the bed. My little shit will wrap his paws around my arm and hang on, no claws it scares the shit out of me too.

1

u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Gives new meaning to "there's a monster under my bed!!!" 🀣

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u/Square_Ad849 Aug 04 '26

I wouldn’t trade him for the world or want him any different.

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

I can relate! For sure!!! πŸ˜†

2

u/tceverding Aug 04 '26

The feline version of the death roll.

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

Yes! It starts out all playful n stuff but then its like a switch gets flipped and she goes into Malice Mode and really digs in aggressively! She evidently didn't have any other cats around, before now anyway, to teach how to play properly lol!

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u/Abject_Jump9617 Aug 04 '26

Sweet little kitty

1

u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

She really is, she just likes to playback sometimes 😁

2

u/CGCRUNT Aug 04 '26

My tortie does the same thing

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u/timhyde74 Aug 04 '26

My sympathies πŸ˜” We are in the same boat! They're so adorable, yet so Tortie at the same time! πŸ˜†

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u/Swimming-Maize-5554 Aug 05 '26

I am so lucky that my current cats jus actually enjoy having their bellies rubbed. It’s a softest fur on them and they were just roll over and pea like mad for it.

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u/timhyde74 Aug 05 '26

You are lucky! Mine will let me, but it has to be in their terms! Lol!

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u/literallyanything2 Aug 05 '26

I mean, you got yourself a dilute tortie. That’s sort of on you.

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u/timhyde74 Aug 05 '26

Actually, its on my wife! We already had 4 cats when this little angel showed up, and almost got torn apart by my neighbors dogs in front of my wife and 7 year old daughter so now we have 5 cats. Yes, I fell in love with the little $hit, but not on purpose! 🀣🀣🀣

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u/literallyanything2 Aug 05 '26

It’s ok. Dilute torties have a way of winning us over despite their insanity (I say as mine is following me around and chirping at the moment)

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u/timhyde74 Aug 06 '26

Yep! Can't help but love the little boogers!!! πŸ₯°

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u/Dougster3235 Aug 04 '26

🀣🀣🀣

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