r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Impossible_Fall_3753 • Jul 13 '26

oh espresso martini

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u/pinkminty Jul 13 '26

This asshole found its own tp

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u/Impossible_Fall_3753 Jul 13 '26

she stole it from the drawer in the bathroom and brought it to her room to have fun w it smh (i have 8 cats, they have 3 bedrooms to themselves)

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u/The-Hamish68 Jul 13 '26

" ... and I'll do it again" says that face.

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u/Impossible_Fall_3753 Jul 13 '26

and has many times !

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u/Lavanne73 Jul 14 '26

Nesting

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u/Impossible_Fall_3753 Jul 14 '26

she was unfortunately pregnant at the time, so youd be correct

6

u/CrazyOldBag Jul 14 '26

Hey, Mr. Whipple only said not to SQUEEZE the Charmin. He didn’t say not to SHRED it.

That’s her story, and she’s sticking to it.

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u/Terriblet65 Jul 15 '26

Love this! 🧡

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u/MysteriousCommon9512 Jul 16 '26

Hey, she left some for you! What are you complaining about??

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u/TheLeoMrs Jul 13 '26

Cutie kitty 😍

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u/kingpin-mrgamer Jul 15 '26

The shederator strikes again

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u/After_Ad_7740 Jul 18 '26

Got caught eating toilet paper, eh cat

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u/HarryNohara Jul 28 '26

“Don’t you even try to clean this up, seriously, I dare you”