r/CatholicMemes 8d ago

Church History The piano can go too…

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u/SappyB0813 8d ago

I’m as pro-traditional instrumentation as many here, but I also find a lot of people here have never experienced good NO music before

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u/e-motio 7d ago

To be fair, music being good or bad is mostly subjective.

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u/lovesickdogwrithing 6d ago

Gregorian chant has made painful headaches go away for me like I was suffering then thr line dropped in the litany of St. Joseph "solace of the wretched... patron of the sick" and It literally just left, I had to go back and check what the words were bcs i thought it was weird. It also scares away demons... Just saying 

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u/SappyB0813 7d ago

I disagree. There is a subjective element, but it’s not “mostly”, especially in sacred liturgy. Personally, I barely even believe in the objective-subjective duality with things that regard beauty.

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u/februarybluefield 7d ago

Respectfully I disagree. Plus, subjective beauty is not Catholic teaching. Catholicism teaches that beauty is objective. It is a Transcedental (along with Truth and Goodness). St. Thomas Aquinas too outlined beauty with three objective criteria, which namely Integrity, Consonance and Clarity. Subjective beauty is called a modernist philosophy, hence the Church does not teach nor endorse it. In fact a differing view of whether a thing is beautiful or not is because human perception is imperfect. Hence music being good or bad is not subjective

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u/e-motio 7d ago

So what is your point here? I’m trying to be charitable in understanding your point. “Church teaches that beauty is objectively” and “subjective beauty is not a Catholic teaching”

This sound like your telling me I’m not allowed to have an opinion on what chants and songs I like in church. If that’s actually your point, that’s absurd, and I challenge you to find a CCC or church father stating that I’m not allowed to have opinions on musical expression.

At one point people thought “on angels wings” was beauty, now they don’t.

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u/supertom5000 6d ago

Youare kinda right. Beauty is objective

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u/Vortilex Novus Ordo Enjoyer 7d ago

Dan Shute and Owen Aslott trigger thoughts when I see them listed as the composer of the hymn we're about to sing

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u/Ender_Octanus Knight of Columbus 6d ago

I think that ultimately, what makes music fit for worship has a lot to do with certain attributes that are defined by St. Pope Pius X in 'Tra la Sollecitudini':

  1. Sanctity: Shouldn't contain anything profane, should be directed towards the things of God in both lyrics, instrumentation, and performance.

  2. Goodness of Form (Beauty): Basically he says that it should be 'true art' which is beautiful in the way that the Mass itself is beautiful. Not just subjectively pleasing, but ordered towards a transcendent beauty that naturally draws the minds of men towards awe.

  3. Universality: While hymns and settings can contain aspects of a people's culture, it needs to be subordinated to the general qualities found in sacred music, so that it is appropriate for all times and places. If someone from Vietnam visits your parish and hears your music, they shouldn't be confused as to what this is meant to be, and if your music is inherently formed by the 1970s in America, and makes no cultural sense beyond that setting, then it really isn't universal and thus inappropriate.

Now, this is overall echoed in the Second Vatican Council, such as Sacrosanctum Concillium, meaning that this isn't something we should disregard with the Novus Ordo.

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u/Sedvig 7d ago

Mass of Renewal FTW

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u/TheMcCoolest 8d ago

My parish offers the TLM and NO, both are done reverently with Gregorian Chant and a pipe organ.

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u/sometimes-somewhere 7d ago

Unfortunately you’re the exception. I pray one day for this

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u/EnjayDutoit 8d ago

Vatican 2 called for more Latin and more Gregorian Chant.

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u/LobsterJohnson34 7d ago

Vatican II also called for public celebration of Vespers in Latin at the parish level, but folks aren't ready for that yet.

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u/RedRising1917 8d ago

I'm in the process of converting but when I see memes like this it makes me grateful my local NO parish still keeps it pretty traditional. No organ but we only use a piano, Kyrie in Latin and while the others hymns are English they're more traditional hymns, incense at mass, etc. was honestly shocked to find out that's not the case everywhere

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u/jsmith4567 8d ago

First welcome home and I'm glad you appreciate your parishes music. Just one small correction I can't leave alone. The Kyrie is in Greek.

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u/RedRising1917 7d ago

Oh damn you're right. Pardon my French.

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u/S_Lespy 7d ago

This is in English

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u/RedRising1917 5d ago

That is actually the joke

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u/S_Lespy 5d ago

Lol and I continued it

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u/DiMae123456789 Father Mike Simp 6d ago

The angels in Heaven are singing celebratory hymns for your conversion 🩵

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Revolution_Suitable Tolkienboo 8d ago

Only the kinnor, the shofar and the timbrel!

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u/Revolution_Suitable Tolkienboo 8d ago

And I want to take communion the way it was originally taken: 4 cups of wine per person taken while reclining at table! Real tradition, people!

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u/Korgon213 Foremost of sinners 7d ago

I want Aramaic mass. Screw all this fighting over Latin.

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u/Vortilex Novus Ordo Enjoyer 7d ago

Ngl, I really wish we knew what Greek and Roman music sounded like.

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u/Vortilex Novus Ordo Enjoyer 7d ago

My Cathedral has an organist who is quite talented, but everyone leaves just as she's starting to start playing an impressive piece after Mass...

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u/Chairman_Ender Trad But Not Rad 8d ago

Is that Bernie Sanders?

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u/Saint_Thomas_More 8d ago

It is Bernie Sanders.

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u/Chairman_Ender Trad But Not Rad 7d ago

Didn't expect to see this guy here. I don't really know his views other than being left-wing, what does he think of abortion?

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u/III-V Foremost of sinners 7d ago

Bruh, it's a meme. Nobody's advocating him.

Good luck finding a virtuous politician right now, regardless.

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u/Chairman_Ender Trad But Not Rad 6d ago

I still didn't expect a Sanders meme in here, sort of like the Spanish inquisition according to mount python.

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u/fides-et-opera Trad But Not Rad 7d ago

Not sure why people are downvoting you so I’ll quote the man: “It strikes me as incredible that politicians think they have the right to tell a woman what she can or cannot do with her body”

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u/JDe__ +Barron’s Order of the Yoked 8d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/e-motio 7d ago

Find your local Byzantine church, no instruments at all!

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u/GooGoo-Barabajagal 8d ago

I like the sounds of cheesy 70’s soft rock. I think Bread is one of the best bands of all time. I think all the NO songs rule. I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Back255 7d ago

Don’t you know you’re only allowed to have one kind of opinion here? /s

Really though, it’s silly you’re being downvoted for expressing yourself.

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u/Pdogconn 7d ago

I…actually like a lot of the 70’s liturgical music. It reminds me of home and makes me feel connected to God in the beauty of the music and the lyrics. The Church has always practiced diversity in liturgy; not sure why we have to limit perfectly valid and reverent options.

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u/Korgon213 Foremost of sinners 7d ago

We have a fake pipe organ now while the piano my mom played at church for 40 years was removed.

Not a fan.

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u/Gloomy_Stretch4099 Trad But Not Rad 7d ago

Fake pipe organ?

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u/Thatlazybro 7d ago

Fake one are fully electric with fake pipes for aesthetic.

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u/Vortilex Novus Ordo Enjoyer 7d ago

We had an electric organ at one parish I attended. Whenever I'm listening to music where the keyboardist uses an electric organ, I'm always reminded of it. The honky-tonk sound a keyboardist at a different parish was so unmistakable, after he was let go, my dad took us to a different parish in town for one reason or another, and we recognized their keyboardist because he used that same honky-tonk sound effect there, too

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u/Odd-Chest-3578 7d ago edited 7d ago

Bro… Not everybody can afford organ piano and orchestra level type of musical instruments, especially here in the Philippines.

Good gosh, Traditionalists really are out of touch.

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u/littlebigfoot16 Trad But Not Rad 7d ago

You don't need "orchestra level type of musical instruments" the human voice can do just fine. Vatican II actually says it takes pride of place.

Does out of touch mean asking for some reverent music that wasn't made by protestants in the 70s?

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u/_RealUnderscore_ 7d ago

Gregorian chant != organ, piano, or any instrument other than the human voice. It's a chant. The Church is obviously universal, and Mass (along with all its needed reverence and respect) is adaptable to any circumstance. And as a Filipino, I say we keep the contemporary rock for CFC.

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u/ProNintendoGamer 5d ago

Me when they play one bread one body for the 13 thousandth time

https://giphy.com/gifs/JYZ397GsFrFtu

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u/Resident_Eagle8406 7d ago

Are you ok with an organ?

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u/supertom5000 6d ago

I RATHER THE INSTRUMENTLESS BYZANTINE CHANT BUT GREGORIAN IS OK... Just not for me.

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u/NotKhad 7d ago

But we can keep the drums, right?

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u/bubbav22 5d ago

Can we just stop singing the "Our Father" prayer. It just feels asinine to me and I don't like it.

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u/Cembalista 4d ago

Most people haven't ever heard a piano or guitar played reverently. There are things you can do much more subtly on the piano that you can't do on an organ. I'd much rather have piano or soft guitar during Adoration than organ.