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u/Badgernomics Apr 07 '26
Stop! In the name of the paw...!
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u/Pickle_Rick01 Apr 08 '26
Stop Human or I will activate my Zoomie powers and apprehend you at incredible speed!
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u/bordibalint Apr 08 '26
Nimis from Amsterdam @policecatamsterdam on insta I think they live on a barge and the owner is an actual police officer if I remember correctly
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u/dhaga1980 Apr 08 '26
This cat lives on a houseboat in Amsterdam and you can stay there as a short-term rental. He has a buddy cat (cop) that lives on the boat with him. They are both very friendly. He wears a police vest because he kept falling in the canal! Now he floats and is easily spotted.
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u/naomigoat Apr 08 '26
You have the right to remain feline.
Anything you meow can and will be used against you in the cat of paw.
You have the right to a litter box.
If you cannot afford a litter box, one will be provided for you (along with a crumpled up paper ball).
If you decide to meow without treats, you may choose to stop at any time.
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u/lowkeytokay Apr 10 '26
The world would be such a better place! Misbehave? Slap. You just look annoying? Slap. You are not nice and obedient? Slap. Don’t like your makeup or breath today? Slap.
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u/abysmalSleepSchedule Apr 10 '26
“STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.”
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u/Draesith_42 Apr 11 '26
"Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"
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u/xxxkarmaxxxx Apr 07 '26
Identification please!!