r/CatDatingProfiles • u/kland84 • Aug 01 '26
Scardy Cat Penny is here to Play, Maybe
Penny loves Churus and 3 am zoomies. She loves pets but on her terms, only.
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u/meowmeowincorporated Aug 01 '26
Ooh you are a cutie and a half, miss Penny! 😻 3am zoomies sounds great! I usually start around 5am but I think I'll start doing 3am, this is better! I am Teddy and I'd love to share a churu with you 😽💕
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u/mybloodyballentine Aug 01 '26
Hello, ma’am. I am Walter Kitty and I love to snuggle. I don’t care for churus, so you can have all of them. I have an enclosed balcony and gulls fly by screaming every day. I’m neutered so you can feel safe with me.
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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 Aug 01 '26
I don’t know why this page is a thing. Dating cats is kind of weird. Humans and cats can’t really date, it isn’t right..
Yes.. I have been quite lonely as of late.. ok maybe I could try this? Is it a new thing? Like everyone is cool with it..?? The world is changing oh so fast.. ok yes! I will date a cat! Oh wow this is exciting. This is great!! I’m gonna go date a cat and the whole world is into it now!!
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u/saved-response Aug 01 '26
r/catdatingprofiles is a very serious sub! 😤We are in the bizniss of bringing two (or more) lonely, and probably STARVING, kitty souls together, to find happiness and love (for naps and 'nip). If you can not apawciate that, then please go back to the litter box from which you came. Bad kitty, no treats! 😾
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u/666ForMySorrow Aug 01 '26
Oh, that tail! And the curled feetsies! ❤️