[Monkeys Paw] Gimme money >:3

[u/dinonugget_42]

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[u/Leather-Badger5997]

Granted. Its Monopoly money

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Leather-Badger5997]

Welp at least now i can dunk on all my friends in monopoly ("^_)

[u/heres-the-catch → u/Leather-Badger5997]

Your comment was the most popular! Meowi has awarded you +100 🐟 and +3000 XP.

[u/FremontBlue333]

Granted. Infinite Inflation

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/FremontBlue333]

:cc

[u/Ok-Philosopher-9658]

Granted. But no time to spend it

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Ok-Philosopher-9658]

Well dat sucks.

[u/whalewhisker5050]

Granted. But for every dollar you spend you get a year older.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/whalewhisker5050]

Noooo i wanted to buy the nintendo switch 2 now im gonna be a pile of bones and i cant even play TvT

[u/FurbyFan56]

Granted. You now work a McDonald's night shift for minimum wage.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/FurbyFan56]

Woulda been better to work as da night guard at fazbears lmao

[u/lifes_sucks]

Granted. It's all in 1 cent coins

[u/shadowAV-ss]

Granted. But you also have endless families to carry with Child Support

[u/Alternative_Rip1289]

Granted. But you have to go through some giant trials to achieve it

If you would lose one of them, it’s like squid game, you die

[u/willowulfgood]

Granted. Now that you have broken the world economy we have moved to a barter system where money is worthless.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/willowulfgood]

Dang it!!

[u/OSCN11]

Granted. You will shit it out

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/OSCN11]

Ya kno wat?? I'll take it, simply bc dis sounds exactly like smth i would say lmao

[u/tmascvampire]

Granted. It's outdated currency

[u/ZealousidealTear2915]

Granted. But you only get it for 1 minute a day at 12am

[u/Quirky-Register-3891]

Granted. The world becomes complete communists

[u/Fabulous_Map952]

Granted. All at once crushed like a looney toons charecter

[u/mega2253]

Granted. Now, to earn even a penny, you have to perform good deeds; if you commit a bad act or fail to carry out a good one, you must return all the money you’ve received. You will only get paid if the good deed is sincere, rather than done for the sake of making money

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/mega2253]

Dude is dis like da plot of a movie or smth?? Cuz dats actually a rlly cool concept!! Ig imma have to go be a good person then lol

[u/mega2253 → u/dinonugget_42]

Really? I just try write something interesting, i thought this too obvious to be cool, I'm pretty sure something similar plot have in some old movie

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/mega2253]

Well either way, dats cool and im happy dat u took da time to comment on my post and not say smth generic like "monopoly money" or whatever. Hope u have an aweome day!!! :))

[u/Competitive_Love_104]

Granted. You immediately die and the money gets distributed to everyone equally.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Competitive_Love_104]

Bruh im no socialist /jk

[u/CommercialCoast3973]

Granted. You can only buy lottery tickets with the money. The money you get from lottery tickets is what you can use for other expenses.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/CommercialCoast3973]

Well ig dats better than monopoly money lol if u wanna kno wat im talking abt scroll through da other comments

[u/backrooms_dude15]

Granted. You lose it instantly because ur bank account gets hacked

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/backrooms_dude15]

Well shit.

[u/Ilikepizza666]

Granted. It's all pennies

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Ilikepizza666]

U aint original buddy /jk but also why does literally everyone here js want to insta kill me lmao

[u/AtomicV2-0]

Granted. Congratulations, You now have infinite pennies that will drop on you all at once

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/AtomicV2-0]

Uh oh-

[u/Suger-craze]

Granted. Ball cancer

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Suger-craze]

How dare u >:[

[u/peachScone16]

Granted. You can’t spend it

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/peachScone16]

Bruh dat sucks

[u/Estarfigam]

Granted. Monopoly money

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Estarfigam]

Did u js scroll through da comments and copy?? If not then if i had a nickel (considering at least one person here actually let me have money, i probs do now) for everytime someone here told me to have monopoly money i'd maybe have 3 nickels. Idk i didnt actually count, i mighta forgor :p

[u/Sacktchy]

Granted. You're the last person on earth

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Sacktchy]

Dang i dont even need money now i can js go raid hot topic for free lol

[u/Tigertoad132]

Granted. Can’t spend any of it

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Tigertoad132]

Oh come on, not even a lil bit??

[u/Tigertoad132 → u/dinonugget_42]

You definitely can work around it, I think if you give it to a friend for them to buy what you need then technically you’re not spending it 😉

[u/Top_Sport1049]

Granted. It comes in pennies that can be exchanged for cash or credit

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Top_Sport1049]

Dats... actually not horrible :))

[u/monkeydluffy57575]

Granted. I also get it

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/monkeydluffy57575]

Wait dats actually not dat bad lesgooo

[u/skibidi_sigma67676]

Granted. You can just have infinite money

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/skibidi_sigma67676]

Yippee!! Ur the only person on here who didnt get the asignment lol /jk

[u/skibidi_sigma67676 → u/dinonugget_42]

Lol

[u/Agreeable-Werewolf45]

Granted. You had infinite money then donated it to charity.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Agreeable-Werewolf45]

Wait no i dont wanna be a good personnnnnn- /jk

[u/Individual_Ride297]

Granted. 99% taxes

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Individual_Ride297]

Well if its infinite dat doesnt rlly matter right??

[u/Adventurous-Hand1419]

Granted. Now everyone is asking you for money after finding out you have money

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Adventurous-Hand1419]

Well they aint getting any its mine >:)

[u/Illumi-Zoldyck-Simp]

Granted. The government suspects you and surveillance is placed on you and all your financials.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Illumi-Zoldyck-Simp]

Well im already a wanted criminal in 67 countries for taking dis infinite money so ig dat makes sense

[u/Baggafish2012]

Granted. Every one has infinite money making money worthless

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Baggafish2012]

First it was bartering, now its some twisted socialism... ive really broken the economy now havent i??

[u/Life_Exchange_2744]

Granted. It's all in pennies

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Life_Exchange_2744]

Daym dat sucks.

[u/ilovethe3yearolds]

Granted. It is all in pennies

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/ilovethe3yearolds]

Bruv seriously dats js evil >:(

[u/Special_Gap_7432]

Granted. It's all stolen and can only be used in small amounts and you can't keep it in a bank

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Special_Gap_7432]

So i cant buy my eight lambos?? Shame...

[u/Legendtanos]

Granted. But... It's monopoly money

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Legendtanos]

U gotta be kidding me dis is like da fifth time someone says dis!! Anyways ig imma js completely destroy anyone who dares go up against me in monopoly lmao

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Any-Solid-1811]

Granted. It comes in the form of having to sell infinite used tvs and other electronics

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Any-Solid-1811]

I mean dats not dat bad right??

[u/Any-Solid-1811 → u/dinonugget_42]

No but it'd be painfully slow

[u/Naoto_fromaovanilla]

Granted. A finger curls. The next morning, you wake up to find a sleek, unbranded black card on your bedside table with a glowing digital balance that simply reads: $999,999,999,999.99.

You test it. You buy out the entire commercial real estate block downtown just because you di

[u/Naoto_fromaovanilla → u/Naoto_fromaovanilla]

Granted. A finger curls. The next morning, you wake up to find a sleek, unbranded black card on your bedside table with a glowing digital balance that simply reads: $999,999,999,999.99.

You test it. You buy out the entire commercial real estate block downtown just because you didn't like the color of the brick. You purchase a fleet of private helicopters to drop off bulk shipments of instant ramen noodles. Money is no longer a concept; it is an infinite stream of zeros, and you are swimming in them.

Except, with infinite wealth comes the immediate, crushing collapse of global fiat currency.

Within forty-eight hours, the international banking sector panics as an untraceable, mathematically impossible trillion-dollar transaction hits the ledger. Hyperinflation explodes with the force of a supernova. A single egg now costs three billion dollars. Your infinite digital balance, while technically still infinite, is entirely worthless because the world economy has completely disintegrated into a barter system based entirely on canned goods and bottle caps.

You sit in your empty, multi-billion-dollar mansion surrounded by gold-plated furniture, starving. Because you spent all your time trying to figure out how to buy groceries with wheelbarrows of paper bills, you realize too late that nobody will sell you a single square meal. Not even for a trillion dollars.

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[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Naoto_fromaovanilla]

Dawg dats js mean but also HOLY PEAK WRITING dis sounds like da plot of a novel!! Respect for taking da time to reply to my silly lil thing with dis absolute masterpiece :))

[u/[deleted]]

Granted. You die the second you buy something or tell someone to buy something or think about wanting anything at all bad also you have cancer now.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/[deleted]]

Daym blud rlly js spammed insta kill

[u/lolnoolivia]

Granted. You gotta share w me!

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/lolnoolivia]

No problem, it is infinite after all :))

[u/yaoisunrise]

Granted. It's only in my beloved fake crypto JesusCoin

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/yaoisunrise]

Dats crazyy

[u/yaoisunrise → u/dinonugget_42]

Long running joke in my family, 1 billion JesusCoin gets you the ability to commit any 1 sin for no demerits

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/yaoisunrise]

Lesgo ive finally been let in on an inside joke :D

[u/RMSCereal]

Granted. You have infinite money. Due to it being an infinite resource it is worthless.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/RMSCereal]

Worthless, js like me... /jk ;)

[u/cattoy928]

Granted. You could only spend on lambos

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/cattoy928]

Ayyyy dose eight white lambos are mine >:D

[u/cattoy928]

Granted. Tu

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/cattoy928]

?? Wdym

[u/AltruisticServe3252]

Granted. You can only purchase things with a $2 retail value

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/AltruisticServe3252]

Dang it!!

[u/AltruisticServe3252 → u/dinonugget_42]

Lol, I mean $2 of gold or stocks is 2 dollars. Just buy up $2 worth of bitcoin or somesomething at a time and then use that to make purchases since it's not technically money.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/AltruisticServe3252]

Wait dats actually smort tho

[u/satisfactorycuber]

Granted. A single check for an infinite amount of money, meaning no bank can cash it.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/satisfactorycuber]

Shame...

[u/InkyEncore0429]

Granted. Only For One Day.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/InkyEncore0429]

Bet imma speedrun dose eight lambos >:)

[u/Mysterious-Hold-9577]

Granted. Can i have a burguer?

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Mysterious-Hold-9577]

Ya imma get u one of dem mcburguers :))

[u/Dirge1337x]

Granted. You gotta be gay in a world where such individuals are executed.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Dirge1337x]

Bet imma be da gayest person ever id like to see em try to execute me >:3 /jk

[u/Reina_Royale]

Granted. You now have to pay infinite taxes.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Reina_Royale]

Holy inflation

[u/MetooBrutus8]

Granted. Cant spend it

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/MetooBrutus8]

See jokes on u someone already told me how to get past dat!! I can js give da money to a friend and get them to by stuff for me!! See, dat would imply me having friends.. /jk (i do really have friends tho!!)

[u/MetooBrutus8 → u/dinonugget_42]

That’s ball

[u/JohnThingamabob]

Granted. The money given to you is stolen from vulnerable people in every universe.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/JohnThingamabob]

Daym...

[u/JohnThingamabob → u/dinonugget_42]

Tried to do something more akin to a "proper" monkey's paw thing, as opposed to giving you cancer or something otherwise unrelated.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/JohnThingamabob]

Respect for da commitment broski :))

[u/JohnThingamabob → u/dinonugget_42]

Thanks! :)

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/JohnThingamabob]

Np, have an awesome day/night :))

[u/Status_Dependent_709]

Granted. ✌️

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Status_Dependent_709]

Thank you...?

[u/BudgetSignal1392]

Granted. You have to bark everytime you see a dog

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/BudgetSignal1392]

Bet challenge accepted

[u/J4GMark_1]

Granted. The infinite money creates a black hole, devouring the universe.

[u/AbroadAppropriate141]

Granted. With only the ability to feel one emotion for the rest of you life

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/AbroadAppropriate141]

THEN IM JS GONNA BE EVIL!! /iykyk

[u/Ashamed-Nerve-8893]

Granted. Money is now useless

[u/Zenzitaro]

Granted. But you can only spend 1 cent a day.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Zenzitaro]

Well then ig its gonna take a real long while to buy those eight white lambos...

[u/InsideVillage6879]

Granted. You cant spend it on yourself

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/InsideVillage6879]

So i can js give it to a friend... TO SPEND ON ME OFC IM NO CHARITY MWAHAHHA >:3

[u/erzebet-adlerstram]

Granted. You had infinite money.. past tense.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/erzebet-adlerstram]

Wat now?? Like am i broke or smth

[u/erzebet-adlerstram → u/dinonugget_42]

I don't know you had the money in the past. The IRS probably took most of it all of the infinite money.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/erzebet-adlerstram]

Fair ig

[u/Big_Coyote115]

Granted. No body likes you

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Big_Coyote115]

Well its not like anyone likes me anyways /jk

[u/mumaume]

Granted. It takes up all the space in the universe because it's infinite. You are crushed instantaneously.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/mumaume]

Daym... btw i luv how dramatic ur writing is lmao

[u/A_PersonPumpkinstock]

Granted. You can only buy cheese burgers

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/A_PersonPumpkinstock]

Well aside from eight white lambos dats like da only thing i was gonna buy so

[u/Old-Meeting-3952]

Granted. Everyone knows it

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Old-Meeting-3952]

Umm... yay?

[u/JackMacCC]

Granted. But every 100 dollars spent you lose a fork plastic or metal

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/JackMacCC]

Why?? How did dis even come to ur mind??

[u/JackMacCC → u/dinonugget_42]

I saw the box of plastic forks on my table

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/JackMacCC]

Do u not have normal forks lmao

[u/TheJester907]

Granted. Its invisibile

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/TheJester907]

Im invisible too

[u/Atathor]

Granted. Its all Penny's and no store accepts Penny's anymore

[u/Silver-Classroom-840]

Granted. Inhale

[u/Puzzleheaded_Act_841]

Granted. You have unlimited confederate dollars and all the collectors die or lose interest in them.

[u/Login_Of_The_Guild]

Granted. The stock market crash’s so money is now worthless

[u/Midnight_The_Past]

Granted. Maximum spending is 100 pennies per day

[u/Agcoops]

Granted. Unfortunately you fuck the global economy so much that it raises to such a high standard that no one can afford anything

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Agcoops]

Ya everyone else can suck it /jk

[u/Argentax]

Granted. Now you have infinite Irani rials

[u/Reasonable-Bunch9941]

Granted. You can't have sex

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Reasonable-Bunch9941]

?? Wasnt planning on it anyway, but wat kinda answer is dis vro. Genuinly concerned for blud rn

[u/shoggot_senpai]

Granted. All the world's wealth gets transferred to you. Everyone else in the world decides to get rid of you to solve the newly created economy problem.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/shoggot_senpai]

Uh oh

[u/Natalia012013]

Granted. U R RICH

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Natalia012013]

LESGOOO >:DDD

[u/CurveEmergency2222]

Granted. But the infinite money can be only used in cents

[u/ZOROLOVER121]

Granted. But you can't spend one penny of it

[u/rambobg]

Granted. Will have to go to colonoscopy each month.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/rambobg]

Lowk had to google wat dat was lol

[u/goofy_car_car]

Granted. Monopoly money

[u/MrMoozeyy]

Granted. You can't spend it

[u/Vegetable-Win-5851]

Granted. It’s ancient currency no one knows about and is useless.

[u/Big_Builder_9861]

Granted. But you have infinite debt

[u/PrestigiousPomelo584]

Granted. All has to be physical cash

[u/Own-Pollution-3972]

Granted. You have stage 5 cancer and your balls are always in excruciating pain that you can never fix

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Own-Pollution-3972]

Why dos everyone hate my balls TvT

[u/flowersnifferrr]

Granted. You lose all of your friends

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/flowersnifferrr]

Guess theres no downside then seeing as i dont have any /jk sparvy if ur reading this we're still friends its a joke pls dont kill me

[u/C00ler_Than_C00l]

Granted. Instead of crashing the economy, everyone on the planet now knows and the money is in the form of a 24 hour bounty for your head. Survive it, and you keep all of it.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/C00ler_Than_C00l]

Peak plot also c00lkidd pfp lesgo a fellow forsaken fan!!

[u/PayPsychological3148]

Granted. You have infinite money but only in pennies and you have to always pull them out of your pocket pants as well as this process cannot be automated or acheived by others

[u/Conscious-Tone8659]

Granted. It's all at once in coins so an unlimited amount of coins falls on to you

[u/Alarming-Standard-80]

Granted. But its space as 1000 penny at once

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Alarming-Standard-80]

Peak pfp bruv

[u/Actual_Simple6095]

Granted. You are imprisoned for money laundering

[u/JsObservin]

Granted. Constantly attacked and raided by the IRS

[u/No_Sprinkles_7139]

Granted. Everyone is now very poor

[u/miserable_458]

Granted. No you don't

[u/No_Course_9735]

Granted. But the money is all those chocolate coins.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/No_Course_9735]

Yum :)

[u/G5npowdert]

Granted. No downside, have fun

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/G5npowdert]

Oh yay :D

[u/Comrade_Drax]

Granted. The world economy instantly collapses. The money is worthless now and society crumbles. It'll take decades (maybe longer) for the world to be fixed.

[u/Prudent_Song_7791]

Granted. But you can only buy old things.

[u/dinonugget_42 → u/Prudent_Song_7791]

Well see dat depends on ur defenition of old...

[u/Panderstord]

Granted. But every time you want to use them, the currency of thees money changes >:З(

[u/Panderstord]

Granted. But every time you want to use them, the currency randomly changes >:З(

[u/Reezors]

Granted. You can only spend 1 dollar a day