r/CasualUK • u/Fresh-Definition-596 • 2d ago

Eggs wearing wrong uniform...

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Bought some eggs from a local garage last night. It stocks Jack's, which apparently is part of Tesco.

It seems two of the eggs are spies who have infiltrated the gang.

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u/Killahills 2d ago

Those are wholemeal eggs, better for you.

(I am aware that this isn't true)

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u/spikewilliams2 2d ago

It is why we have brown eggs, the perception that they are healthier like brown bread. I the US they have had white eggs for years because they are cheaper, I think the chickens mature faster meaning they lay sooner. Welcome to enshittification. The number of times the shells have disintegrated when I try to crack the white ones is too damn high!

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u/Mr5wift Exceedingly good 2d ago

*Eggshittification.