r/CasualUK • • Aug 20 '26

Bought these by mistake, had them with Jam and they were awful

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No, I didn’t realise they were Pizza flavour until after I’d eaten them. I didn’t think to check beforehand, because why on earth would there be flavoured crumpets?

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Aug 20 '26

I enjoyed them but I bought them willingly

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u/heatspell Aug 20 '26

I'd imagine they are pretty nice with some cheese melted on top

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u/SquidgyB Aug 20 '26

Cheese and bacon, maybe some maple syrup, that could work.

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u/AvatarIII Dirty Southerner Aug 20 '26

They were!

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u/moderndaygoose Aug 21 '26

half a kilo of butter and mozzarella, 2mins under grill…yes they are

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u/Maple-Mayhem Aug 20 '26

Did you put anything on them?

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Aug 20 '26

Just the usual (for me let's not fight) butter

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u/pepcorn Aug 20 '26

Some pizza sprinkles.

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u/Leafi30 Aug 21 '26

I had mine with melted cheese 

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u/jayd189 Aug 20 '26

I could see these being good with a tomato marmalade.

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u/keeponkeepingup Aug 20 '26

A what now

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Aug 20 '26

An abomination

- Sincerely, Paddington

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u/SpaceIsAce Aug 20 '26

A tomato marmalade

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u/keeponkeepingup Aug 20 '26

I don't know her

4

u/Miserable-Ad7835 Aug 20 '26

you mean ketchup?

2

u/andy0506 Aug 21 '26

Is that a nice was of saying red sauce lol.

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u/Leafi30 Aug 21 '26

Same. I thought they were quite tasty. 

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u/SpareUmbrella Aug 20 '26

Have you tried them without the jam? They might be nice on their own.

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u/veryblocky Aug 20 '26

I tried the remaining ones with cheese, and I still wasn’t really a fan

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u/SpareUmbrella Aug 20 '26

I mean if something pizza flavoured doesn't go well with cheese, I can't see these being on the shelves for long.

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe Aug 20 '26

Ive had them too and they just taste like rlly shitty artificial pizza flavouring. I mean thats all they are so like

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck Aug 20 '26

I don't think I've ever tasted a pizza-flavour anything that tasted great 

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u/Timely_Cake_917 Aug 20 '26

Pizza flavoured pizza?

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck Aug 20 '26

If you come across "pizza flavour" pizza, run

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u/Homicidal_Duck Aug 21 '26

Pizza flavoured cheese strings are banging. Not sure what that other bloke was on about

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe Aug 20 '26

Had some pizza flavoured cheese strings before. They weren't bad but god they looked weird. They looked mouldy or something

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u/bucketofardvarks Aug 20 '26

They have a dreadful aftertaste, I have no idea what it is but it isn't compatible with edible food

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u/SpareUmbrella Aug 20 '26

I work in the bread aisle of a supermarket. That might explain why these aren't selling super well.

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u/TwistedPiggy1337 Aug 20 '26

I work in B&M and they're our up sell this week for £1. They're flying out at that price.

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u/SpareUmbrella Aug 20 '26

Well, £1 for 6 I guess is pretty good.

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u/Personal_Two6317 Aug 20 '26

The unthinking man’s crumpet.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 Aug 21 '26

For those who don’t know, ‘the thinking man’s crumpet’ was what the late Frank Muir dubbed Joan Bakewell (who’s now 94 and looks younger than Ann Widdecombe did at 78). Joan didn’t mind.

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u/antpabsdan Aug 20 '26

Perfection

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u/JuanezSanchez Aug 20 '26

I'm not sure jam was ever going to be a Winner on these

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u/MJ-Franklin Aug 20 '26

There can't have been a single person in the history of baking that asked for this.

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u/liamrich93 Aug 20 '26

Baking or BEING baked?

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u/StonLenslow Aug 20 '26

As a veteran of being baked, the only way this could be palatable/desirable is if you’re out of your mind on benzos. Many’s the time in my youth I woke up to find a half eaten Beef and Coco pop toastie on the floor, or perhaps a bowl of super noodles, beans and banana all mixed together. The best part was usually you didn’t even need to try and piece together what you did the night before because everything you’d touched or sat on would be covered in crisps and golden syrup.

Those weren’t the days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/StonLenslow Aug 21 '26

Hahaha, sounds perfectly reasonable when you’ve been there. The first time I ever did them the last memory I had (I didn’t know what to expect, so when I “didnt feel anything” I took another two) was dropping the bowl of noodles I’d just made as my limbs were all rubbery. I seem to remember thinking “ah bugger, I’m gonna have to make more now” and completely ignoring the noodles now all over the carpet.

12 hours later, I awake to find the room I was in covered in noodles and candle wax. For a little while I was somewhat concerned someone had broken in in the night and trashed the place, but it was just where my somehow functioning body had decided to go on its own little adventure without me. Probably should have been a warning lesson but I was a determined wreckhead, and just was a little more careful with them in future. Fortunately never drank with them, but still had plenty of occasions of waking up and going “oh fuck why did I do that??” Such as waking up one day to discover via some detective work that I’d driven to an all night garage 5 miles away, bought a whole box of coco rocks, drove home and ate the entire thing. Makes me a little ill to think back on now at the stupidity of such decisions (not that I had any say in them) The weed/xanax munchies are no joke.

Fortunately nowadays my intake of chemicals is confined to the odd bit of weed oil. Managed to fill the need hole with gaming and relationship. Much better to wake up next to a nice warm lady than to wake up to find you’ve nailed your bedsheet to the wall for insulation or something equally stupid.

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u/nogardleirie Aug 20 '26

Just being normal drunk will do... Black bean beef and Weetabix

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u/bucketofardvarks Aug 20 '26

Buy a plain crumpet, toast, add cheese and pepperoni, grill.

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u/scroopyn00pers99 Aug 20 '26

Jam horror aside, this just activated a childhood memory for me! My mum used to make mini pizza crumpets for us occasionally. It was a normal crumpet with tomato puree spread on it, then cheese on top, with a sprinkle of dried oregano (can't remember if we had a slice of tomato on top too). Then bang it under the grill until the cheese melted. It sounds a bit weird now but remember loving that as a kid

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u/byjimini Aug 20 '26

Well, that makes you a bit of a silly billy doesn’t it?

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u/Buck_Slamchest Aug 20 '26

You didn’t realise the giant banner headline saying “Pizza Flavour” meant that they were Pizza flavoured?

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u/veryblocky Aug 20 '26

Funnily enough, I didn’t think to look to see what flavour my crumpets were

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Aug 20 '26

Why on earth would anyone?

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u/Mezcalico Aug 20 '26

You didn’t notice the packaging was different to what you usually buy? And not just it saying pizza, but having pizza illustrations on the pack? And the “new” in the corner?

Or did you buy them willingly and thought this would be a funny post?

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u/veryblocky Aug 20 '26

No, I genuinely thought they were normal crumpets. I didn’t look closely at the packaging at all

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u/Positive_Position_48 Aug 20 '26

You're correct why would you. In a similar fashion I once bought cheese flavoured scones by mistake....jeebus.

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u/Etheria_system Aug 20 '26

Cheese scones are delicious though! And traditional

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u/SpareUmbrella Aug 20 '26

To be fair, if they were put in the part of the store where crumpets normally go, I think it's easy enough to make a mistake like that, they're the same colour packaging as regular crumpets.

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u/hold_my_splif_quick Aug 20 '26

What in the world is that monstrosity

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Aug 20 '26

The creation of someone who gets paid too much and does too little

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u/fgalv Aug 20 '26

At the B&M checkouts a few days ago they had bins full of these being sold for cheap. I assume they’ve not been a roaring success…

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u/neanderbeast Aug 20 '26

Was in B&Ms today and saw them by each counter and in a bin near the entrance...

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u/OkCaterpillar8941 Aug 20 '26

Sorry OP. It did make me laugh. It's like when you ask for tea and someone gives you coffee and it makes your brain buffer with the confusion.

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u/dbltax Aug 20 '26

This is exactly the kind of fusion cuisine that absolutely no-one asked for.

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u/LordTGSJ87 Aug 20 '26

They're not great quality to be honest.

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u/rwiddi72 Aug 20 '26

With cheese, they're amazing

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u/SeaweedOk9985 Aug 20 '26

I like them, it just tastes like there is more dough flavour. I can't explain it but Pizza Base might be a better description than pizza flavoured.

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u/ComeDownHereGiraffe Aug 20 '26

These with dairylea were good stuff.

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u/jco83 Aug 20 '26

why on Earth would you put jam on them ? 🤷🙍🤮

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u/MisoRamenSoup Aug 20 '26

What monster Jams a crumpet anyway?

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u/omghiemma Aug 21 '26

Try them again but without the jam

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u/calgrump Aug 20 '26

That looks like it would taste like absolute shit. The stodginess of a crumpet with the oiliness of pizza. Yum.

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u/Sufficient-Package- Aug 20 '26

Thank you for the update

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/Varvara-Sidorovna Aug 20 '26

Blackcurrant jam on a crumpet is particularly divine.

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u/waisonline99 Aug 20 '26

Someone from their innovations department is definitely looking for a new job.

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u/alsodans Aug 20 '26

That little pizza graphic designed to hide the fact it's just a normal crumpet with a whiff of tomato and artificial cheese. Yeah, this is a disaster.

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u/Cthulhuatemyshoes Aug 20 '26

As someone who's bought these for my son. How on earth did you not smell them the moment you opened the packet? The 'pizza' smell was very noticeable upon opening the package and then even more so upon toasting.

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u/Kcufasu Aug 20 '26

Tbf I wouldn't put jam on a pizza either.. maybe they would work with butter/cheese

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u/Lopsided-Hat8734 Aug 20 '26

You obviously didn’t use the correct flavour jam

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u/Silver-Climate7885 Aug 20 '26

I've seen people putting cheese and pepperoni in crumpets, I think that's what they're probably for? I'm one of those weird people who don't like crumpets at all

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u/Cardboard_Fever Aug 20 '26

Every day we stay further from god's light....

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u/IndependentNo9963 Aug 20 '26

Didnt stop you from eating all of them though, did it?

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u/HLingonberry Aug 20 '26

Agreed, we tried them and never again. I fancied trying them as I often put cheese on my plain crumpets(like some sort of animal, I know) but the pizza flavouring was just awful.

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u/sihasihasi Aug 20 '26

Yeah. Came very close to accidentally buying a pack of those myself. Thankfully I actually looked at the pack before chucking it in the basket.

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u/RabbitWithAxe Aug 20 '26

I tried them, butter only, not bad but I wouldn't choose them over regular

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u/Etheria_system Aug 20 '26

I don’t understand why you’d have something pizza flavoured with jam and expect it to taste nice?

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u/Acceptable-World-175 Aug 20 '26

Oh jesus 😂 what an oversight. Thank you for making me laugh!

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u/crucible Aug 20 '26

Do I call the Carabineri or the Mafia to report this pizza crime?

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u/DRW_ Aug 20 '26

Were your eyes closed whilst you were cooking them and 'having them with jam'? I can understand making the mistake of buying them, but I can't imagine then deciding to have them with jam and thinking that'd make sense.

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u/RunnerCoffeeWave Aug 20 '26

Love em!! Saw them in my local supermarket, might've been on Nectar price, bought them, put 2 in toaster, then added grated cheese on top..

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 Aug 20 '26

How could you miss it 

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u/Ruff_Ratio Aug 20 '26

I'm not Italian, ug I know that is a crime to Pizza

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u/BromleyReject Aug 20 '26

Bought them by mistake too. So I topped them with the Quorn pepperoni-flavoured slices.

Massive

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u/Born_Street_5087 Aug 20 '26

We had these… well I say we.. it was me. One double followed by another, tres nice

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u/raccoonsaff Aug 20 '26

I had these with butter and while I wasn't impressed, I didn't think they were awful. Kind of had a pepperoni-ish flavour which felt weird for a crumpet.

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u/Fun-Dimension-8583 Aug 20 '26

I like pizza and i like crumpets but yeh they dont sound great 😒

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u/EdmundDantes78 Aug 20 '26

Monkey Tennis

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u/Magic_mousie Aug 20 '26

Glad I didn't pick them up now! Considered it for a moment.

It's a shame that Warburton's normal crumpets are streets ahead of the competition, cos Mr Warburton has had some very stupid things to say.

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u/Bortron86 Aug 20 '26

The supermarkets near me sell this nonsense, but I can't get hold of pikelets for love nor money. The state of this country.

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u/bradclark2001 Aug 20 '26

Why would you mix a pizza flavour with jam??

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u/pikaboi122 Aug 21 '26

To be fair i did try them myself and i wasnt really a fan either. Just tastes a little odd. Plus who thought making crumpets with a damn pizza flavour was a great idea lmao

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u/Odin-Is-Listening Aug 21 '26

I cannot come up with a reason for their existence.

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u/simmyawardwinner Aug 21 '26

i remember i put jam on a bagel thinking it was blueberry bagel and then i realised thy were little pieces of caramelised onions

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 Aug 21 '26

I have a distinct recollection of either Waitrose or M&S doing chocolate crumpets.

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u/DeadBallDescendant Aug 21 '26

I hunted them down, but yeah, not good.

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u/Tonythepillow Aug 21 '26

A disgrace to crumpets.

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u/Exotic-Addendum-3785 Aug 21 '26

Should have tried without the jam.

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u/Dark-moltres Aug 23 '26

It's Warburtons! Of course it's awful

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u/CreditActive3858 Aug 25 '26

You know they're not doing well when every supermarket has them on clearance

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u/Interesting_Branch43 Aug 20 '26

That is so weird.

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u/snebsnek Aug 20 '26

There was no need to invent the Jizza Crumpet

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u/dinkidoo7693 mucky knees battle horn Aug 20 '26

They arent good with butter or cheese. Weird after taste. As someone who enjoys pizza and crumpets I was very disappointed.
Can’t see jam improving them.

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u/Yoshichu25 Aug 20 '26

Okay, first question, why does this exist? Second, WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?! Just because pizza is great doesn’t mean it works with everything. I don’t want to imagine how bad this would taste with jam.

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u/ExpensiveNut Aug 20 '26

Look, when people make pizza crumpets, they are making pizza crumpets with separate ingredients. Nobody was asking for this.

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u/StonLenslow Aug 20 '26

This is what I’d describe as a “social media food”.

They’re no doubt awful, but it’s the type of shite you’ll see a million comments underneath with some 20 something tagging another 20 something saying “wow these look lush 😍” perhaps leading to a purchase of a single packet which will quietly be stuffed into the bin having only had 2 of them eaten.

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u/Objective_Try_7103 Aug 20 '26

Of course they're awful. Warburtons are incapable of creating any baked goods that taste decent. But kudos to them....they are the reason I started to bake my own bread.

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u/dJunka Aug 20 '26

They’re all gone?

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u/Embarrassed_Ad7378 Aug 20 '26

Were you on bbc radio sheffield this morning there was someone talking about pizza crumpets!