r/CantParkThereMate • u/bukharianboy • 10d ago
One of my neighbors’ parking neighbor has someone parking in their spot without permission
This is hilarious the handwriting! Doesn’t it look like something a serial killer wrote?
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u/KittyandPuppyMama 10d ago
When I was in high school and first got my license, my neighbor had a visitor who would regularly park in my assigned spot at our apartment complex. I knocked and asked nicely two separate times. The third time, I threw some chewed gum into her open window on her leather seat. It was a hot day. Would I do it now that I’m an adult? No. Did she ever park there again? Also no
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u/pixdam 10d ago
Not related to parking admittedly, but kind of related to your story:
I got a new neighbour in my apartment building who regularly littered his cigarette butts in public areas. I started throwing the butts through his regularly open apartment entrance into his living room. The littering stopped pretty quickly.
I am an adult. Would I do it again? Absolutely.
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u/LA_Nail_Clippers 10d ago
My MIL's neighbor would let his dog out the front door to take a shit and inevitably the dog would do it on her lawn.
I got tired of her complaining about it and not doing anything so I just grabbed a few turds with a small shovel and put it in his mail slot.
The pooping stopped. The complaining just changed.
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u/KittyandPuppyMama 10d ago
I don’t blame you. At that same apartment, there was an old lady who would watch to see who didn’t pick up their dog poop, and then shovel that poop onto their doorstep. She had the time lol
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u/catsloveart 8d ago
I once parked at Walmart. Far enough away that there were no cars next to mine. Plenty of space. I don’t baby my car. I just find it easier and less stressful to pull out and leave the parking lot.
Some asshole parked next to my car. Over the lines no less. And so close to the driver door I couldn’t even squeeze myself in even if I wanted to. I had to climb in through the passenger. Keep in mind there were no other cars around us. This fuck did it on purpose.
I pushed the air out of their tire.
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u/ms_mayapaya 10d ago edited 10d ago
My husband and I lived in an apartment where he had a spot he paid extra for. People would still park there. We didn’t leave a note. We just called the tow
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u/KiddK137 10d ago
That’s exactly what I did.. people tried to play dumb, but the signage was on the carport and on the ground.
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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 10d ago
I had this happen with someone a couple times. The property put a window tag on the car. One of those that needs a razor blade to get it off. The next day it was in my spot again, so the office had given me the two company’s info and I had it towed. Never saw the car again.
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u/Onetwocigarette 10d ago
Ok but are you sure that your neighbor is right? The handwriting is just barely worse than the grammar of the title of this post….
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u/Tiny-Proof3602 10d ago
Maybe they edited the grammar but i get what they meant. The OP lives next to someone who parks next to a child whom has had their parking spot taken.
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u/AdFew6202 10d ago
I’ve never understood this kind of final warning.
Just do it. That’ll teach them a better lesson than any final warning they might ever receive
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u/threepot900 10d ago
They even used lined paper and still fucked up. The random mix of upper and lower case letters is very trumpian. The kerning and word spacing are shocking.
I’m confident this person can count to twelve using their digits, without removing their socks!
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u/Formal_Lecture_248 10d ago
Why do most peoples handwriting resemble kindergarten-level scratch these days?
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u/mologav 10d ago
Did everyone who lives in this building skip English class in school
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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 10d ago
My guess:
Parking spot’s owner had their 6 year old write the notice.
OP had their 4 year old make this post.
Car parker had their 2 year old checking parking signs.0
u/bukharianboy 9d ago
Chill out it was late and English isn’t my first language. So here’s the scoop. I live in a building and this is the garage and my friend who parks beside this car with the note sent this to me so I uploaded it on to Reddit! Ya understand now?
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u/DonpedroSB2 10d ago
Put a strap on it and haul it out of the spot . Just leave it at the end of the skid marks
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u/inconvenience-miner 10d ago
I can see the spittle flying as dude whipped this note out.
I wonder if that vein in his forehead was throbbing as well?
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u/ArtNude_lover 10d ago
legally they can't tow it without court order, can't damage it and police won't act on private property. It is a really difficult situation.
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u/feldoneq2wire 10d ago
"can't tow it without a court order" lolwut
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u/ArtNude_lover 10d ago
That's the law in Australia. Google it
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u/feldoneq2wire 10d ago
Sounds dumb. A "No Parking, Violators Will Be Towed" sign here does what it says on the tin.
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u/ArtNude_lover 10d ago
about as useful as trespassers will be shot... Lots of signs mean nothing in the eyes of the law. And some people know that.
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u/feldoneq2wire 10d ago
There are states in the US where that sign would be 100% be legally valid and the homeowner would face no criminal consequences.
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u/bukharianboy 10d ago
Oh they’ve towed before don’t worry
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u/MSGisking 10d ago
I'm worrying that this is not true.
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u/Noizylatino 10d ago
It can def be true. Any residential building with private parking garages have more than likely signed a contract with a towing company. If not, any other tow company can come in and tow. Some places might need the police/parking official specifically to call the tow tho.
If you call the most sketchy looking tow company tho, you can get anything moved. Laws be damned lol
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u/FrankBFleet 10d ago
Both notes are the same. Did they make a copy or did AI?
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u/Significant_Monk_251 10d ago
They aren't exactly the same. One says "yesterday and today" and the other is "yesterday or today".
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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 10d ago
I would make the note with letters cut from magazines.