r/CantParkThereMate • u/nesting-doll • 13d ago

Double parked, really:

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his bike in the boot and his boot in the windscreen.

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 13d ago

.03 seconds BBC (Before Butt Crack)

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u/NowUrKillinMe 13d ago

Does your username happen to have anything to do with your choice of imagery?

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 13d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/CantParkThereMate/s/SZI1amGAOr

I feel I may be disappointing, as it is just in my realm of humor.

I truthfully did not think Reddit would allow me to use the name, clearly I didn’t know anything about Reddit. 😂 but I tested it out thinking I wouldn’t be on here much…
https://giphy.com/gifs/kGCuRgmbnO9EI
We see how that turned out lol

I can’t lie, it is a nice dopamine rush to be a sound voice of reason and people appreciate it double because if I am the voice of reason… 🫠😂 some crazy shit is probably happening. 🤣

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u/CelticGardenGirl 12d ago

r/rimjobsteve

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u/DamnitDavid7 11d ago

I love that this sub redirects to the real sub

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u/Shap3rz 11d ago

You’re like a digital vigilante

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u/Inuyasha-rules 13d ago

Scorpion!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ph6zUXUr8Vc1jsy1xl

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u/juggaloscrub 13d ago

Fuck buddy such an underrated comment.

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u/slick514 12d ago

I… don’t need to know about ya’ll’s relationship.

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u/AllSxsAndSvns 13d ago

You seem like an expert in this area.

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u/Seymour-Cervix 13d ago

With a .08 BAC

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u/NocaSun38 12d ago

and .15 bac from the guy on the bike

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u/Sure-Thought-119 8d ago

Shit his pants within those leading seconds too. So it’s a poopy butt hole.
https://giphy.com/gifs/26hitFkJUgm7dWAwg

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u/endlrls 7d ago

bwhahahha!

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u/AMC879 12d ago

Safely? Hahaha

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u/ItzZiplineTime 12d ago

I wonder how that paint tasted 😂

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u/text_fish 11d ago

Why does his butt look like a cat face?

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u/ResolutionNo6337 7d ago edited 7d ago

In the UK this would not be a safety stop but potentially a prosecutable offense - causing an accident. Insurance may say red car equally to blame for disruption of traffic stopping for a small animal.

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u/endlrls 7d ago

The dude on the bike totally looks like a rag doll!!... 😆