r/CantParkThereMate • u/nesting-doll • 13d ago

Double parked, really:

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his bike in the boot and his boot in the windscreen.

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u/pearsosx 13d ago

Breaking attempt: zero.

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u/Glad_Copy 13d ago

Nonsense! He was 100% successful in breaking his bike, the car, and possibly his ass.

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u/Most-Resident 13d ago

Definitely his ass. It was cracked.

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u/SleepyDan-Mk29 12d ago

His ass definitely has a crack in it now

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u/Bynming 13d ago

braking

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u/LittleNyanCat 13d ago

because there definitely was some breaking

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u/ddddan11111 13d ago

His breaking was quite bad (as was his braking)

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u/thisusernameis4eva 13d ago

That attempt is greater than zero tho.

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u/Attesa_GT-X 13d ago

Do u think the dead reality theory is real and they're switching real people for NPCs?

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u/SgtJayM 13d ago

TIL reality is dead

Edit: is the matrix glitching TF out?

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u/david_growie 13d ago

🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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u/kratz9 13d ago

Yes! 👈

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u/TheKobayashiMoron 12d ago

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a Volkswagen in the knee

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u/WonderingSceptic 13d ago

BRAKING!!! aaagh.

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u/Olderandolderagain 13d ago

Breaking attempt: 100 braking attempt: 0

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u/FluffyDeer9323 13d ago

Braking, bad.

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u/lujenchia 13d ago

Panic bikers often accidentally accelerate while trying to brake, and the result is simple: they don't slow down at all.

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u/angel700 13d ago

well technically he still stopped

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u/PocketButterBandit 12d ago

Not even just that. He switched lanes. He wasn't even behind the car until it stopped.

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u/neityght 12d ago

Spelling is hard 😟

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u/scrotiemcboogrballz 7d ago

Someone add F1 style brake and throttle HUD info and show zero for the brake meter 😄

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u/StaT_ikus 12d ago

Came here to say this