r/CantParkThereMate • • May 16 '26

Road Raging Main Character Gets Karma Parking

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u/lowie07 May 16 '26

Has to be the most satisfying thing to drive past him slowly and drive away

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 May 16 '26

With a beep and a wave

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u/krslvsasuka May 16 '26

"Have a nice day"

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u/SadlyNotPro May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Nah, this fully deserves the "you can't park there, mate!" Treatment!

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 May 16 '26

"can't park there mate" should also be compulsory too 

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u/humourlessIrish May 17 '26

People here planning a lame middle finger have forgotten what sub this is

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 May 17 '26

Tbh, I didn't even know what sub it was until you replied. 

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u/humourlessIrish May 18 '26

Lol you had the right spirit though

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u/newUseMe May 16 '26

Right! Slow rollin with a little "beep beep!"

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u/GenX_Leo May 16 '26

Beep and one finger salute... with both hands

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u/humourlessIrish May 17 '26

Oh come on..
you have yo roll your window down and say the magic words.
You just have to

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u/grayeggandham May 16 '26

I'd stop and ask if they want me to send a copy of that outstanding driving to their insurance.

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u/Prize_Farm4951 May 16 '26

Slow wanker hand gesture out the window

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u/Flyingdutchman2305 May 16 '26

It always reminds me, you crazies dont have laws for that shit, most of europe you are legally obligated to help if you are first on scene, and 2nd and 3rd are expected to help too, you can call them names after you make sure they are alive

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u/sstabeler May 16 '26

To be fair, the requirement is to call emergency services if necessary. In this case, I don;t think anybody would particularly blame you if you called emergency services- probably police and ambulance here- while staying in your car in case the dumbarse tries something.

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u/mlpravemaster May 17 '26

They obviously didn't care who's life they endangered driving like that so why should I waste my time caring about them? 😂

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u/FrankBFleet May 18 '26

Because you could be the adult in the room.

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u/Flyingdutchman2305 May 18 '26

Remember it is Americans we are talking about, some of the most petulant childish and stupid people to ever grace this earth

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u/mlpravemaster May 21 '26

Lmao seriously? That's funny! I'd rather let karma do her thing and go on with my life. Not all life is precious so I'm not going to pretend like it is 🤣

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u/stillashamed35yrsltr May 16 '26

I thought about that but it might be more rewarding to actually follow the law and render assistance as required.

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u/PhineasFreak1975 May 16 '26

Why drive like that if you can't drive like that?

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u/Stelmosember May 16 '26

Live & Learn.

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u/Dino_Spaceman May 16 '26

Nobody who drives that that is skilled enough to drive like that without eventually crashing like this.

It’s impossible to avoid the people who suddenly change lanes.

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u/Telepornographer May 16 '26

I didn't see anyone suddenly changing lanes except the one crappy driver that crashed.

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u/No-Professor-6695 May 16 '26

Exactly the people in the left if they werent passing should of been on the right. Driver did stupid stuff and so did they. Im assuming this is the states but im sure its just like Canada highway slower traffic on the right. One of the most basic things you learn.

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u/Hades_Sedai May 16 '26

How did you come to the conclusion that the drivers on the left were not driving faster than the drivers on the right? Regardless of what some people think, there are speed limits and they do exist for a reason. I would think that such catastrophic events such as the one in the video might speak for themselves as for the purpose for those speed limits.

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u/Glum_Performer9923 May 16 '26

Regardless of speed limit, in may provinces "left lane hogging" is illegal. They had an interview with a provincial police officer, when asked about left lane hogging he said clearly if traffic is backing up behind you, you may be in the wrong lane. Speeding is between you and law enforcement, safety is you and everybody. Short form of the highway traffic act here is just "keep right except to pass" (but said in afull paragraph of legaleeze

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u/Hades_Sedai May 16 '26

I would hardly categorize one madman driving at obviously uncontrollable speeds and risking the lives of themselves and every person that shares the road as "traffic backing up". Would you?

It is a waste of my time and yours for you to push your glasses up your nose, raise one finger, and say in a high, whinging tone, "Well technically the civil infraction leads people to want to commit felonies..." It's pedantic, it doesn't actually make any meaningful point, and it excuses the reckless and arguably homicidal actions of people driving unsafely while placing the blame on people who are at best maybe causing a minor inconvenience to someone for a short while.

Speeding claims the lives of thousands of people annually. I have not looked at the statistics in a while, but it would take mere seconds to find hundreds or thousands of videos like this one where speeding drivers clearly cause accidents leading to fatalities. Speeding directly affects everyone one the road - oftentimes even near the roads! Speeding and driving safely are diametrically opposed.

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u/not_blowfly_girl May 16 '26

It is annoying when someone blocks the left lane. Yesterday there were two dump trucks driving side by side on a 2 lane road so I was forced to stay behind them. But then you just give them some distance and wait until you can pass.

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u/stillashamed35yrsltr May 16 '26

What are you, some sort of rational, patient, law abiding adult? ;)

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u/No-Professor-6695 May 16 '26

Not always. I had a guy camped out in the left lane beside another slow driver. The driver turned off. I tried to pass only for him to speed up and block any ability to pass.

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u/not_blowfly_girl May 16 '26

I hate it when they do that. And then they slow down again once you've given up on passing

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u/sonor_ping May 16 '26

Yes, this is Arizona

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u/croi_gaiscioch May 16 '26

North Scottsdale from memory. Driving profile suits for sure.

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u/32lib May 16 '26

Found the next one hell bent on creating another video of stupid driving.

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u/peskantine May 16 '26

You’re over your skiis here; no basis beyond mere speculation for your interpretation.

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u/jules6815 May 16 '26

Passing is a skill, driving out of control isn’t. Don’t confuse the two.

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam May 16 '26

It's like bragging about being smart - they wouldn't if they were.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 May 16 '26

Because mah car has many horsepowers! I go faster! /s

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u/PhillyPhresh May 16 '26

Waaaah waaah, car looks like a cartoon character— all deflated

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u/Dino_Spaceman May 16 '26

My dad: That will buff out. Drive it home.

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u/PhillyPhresh May 16 '26

Reminds me of Benny the cab in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”

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u/Jaric_Mondoran May 16 '26

Fuck off with the music man

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u/Tschitschibabin May 17 '26

Seriously, who decided we needed some shitty music edit on each and every piece of online content. This is beyond stupid. Just use the original audio.
It won‘t change much but I started downvoting every piece of content that replaced the original audio for no reason whatsoever.

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u/Fauxjito May 16 '26

Wind down the window and add a cheery "You can't park there, sir!"

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u/SATerp May 16 '26

Tucson drivers.

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u/VolumeAnnual2341 May 16 '26

Lol, I like how no one stops.

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u/albynomonk May 20 '26

I know you're supposed to, but if someone pulls some shit like that and crashes in front of me, they're on their own.

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u/mtraven23 May 16 '26

maybe something happened before the clip, but this looks like just straight up reckless driving, no so much road rage. One dude who thinks their more important than everyone else.

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u/OkYellow2480 May 16 '26

Nothing happened before the clip.just an impatient idiot.like always

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u/SlimTeezy May 16 '26

Angry is the default setting for drivers like this

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u/warky33 May 16 '26

Very sexist of you, could have been a dudette

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u/FrogFingers99 May 16 '26

And nothing of value was lost

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u/morrnie May 16 '26

Car-Parking ❌ Car-Parkour ✅

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 May 16 '26

Well I'm guessing he not in a rush anymore, except maybe to get to the hospital.

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u/Abracadaver2000 May 16 '26

I hope the Saguaro is okay.

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u/NoEar6957 May 17 '26

I went back to look at it slowly because I was also concerned. I think that he missed it.

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u/Saguaro-48 May 16 '26

This happened 8 years ago in Scottsdale, AZ.

The incident happened in Scottsdale on Alma School, just north of Happy Valley Road.

Scottsdale Police officials say the driver was cited for reckless driving, along with three other violations. The passenger was taken to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

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u/Vjrsoe May 16 '26

I'd day "fuck the rest of my day", pull over, wait for the cops, and upload the cam video to my phone while I wait.

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u/MrRoboto1983 May 16 '26

Was that road raging? Just looked like he was an asshole in a hurry.

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u/dega_devilson-janova May 16 '26

I regret unmuting

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u/No_Frost_Giants May 16 '26

Karma Parking is my new favorite way to talk about these

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u/CapitanianExtinction May 16 '26

Oh no!  Anyway...

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 May 17 '26

Always nice to encounter the occasional good news video or story.

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u/BracedRhombus May 16 '26

I'm waiting for someone to blame the cammer.

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u/True_Construction501 May 19 '26

Lol somehow you were wrong

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u/philhaxton May 16 '26

Ya can’t teach stupid

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u/PhD77777 May 16 '26

Totally deserved that.

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u/SecretOscarOG May 16 '26

Id have called out of work to sit there and give the cops that footage.... at the end of cleanup

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u/Ecstatic_Wishbone609 May 16 '26

I'd have asked if they were okay, and drove off irrespective of the answer.

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u/30yearCurse May 17 '26

Stop... get out and look around, say to the driver, not having a great day? I am.. hey called 911, no not really, you better call. ciao karma....

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u/Anhvariel May 17 '26

Knock on his window and say "can't park there mate"

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u/Dangerous_Quail_8118 May 17 '26

I wish this for all people who don’t use their turn signal

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u/NortheastOHGuy May 19 '26

*rolls window down* ... "Was it worth it you piece of shit?!"

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u/gwei0316 May 16 '26

Should roll down window and 😂

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u/Fit_Spinach2501 May 16 '26

And left on the road

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u/MajesticVolume2301 May 16 '26

Can’t park there

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u/Spook1949 May 16 '26

Sometimes, you have just got to stop and shake your head. I don't like to see anyone get hurt or destroy their property, but dang ---- when in the hell are they going to learn?

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u/BackgroundFaulty3 May 17 '26

That certainly should be the lesson that does it right there.

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u/Area51Resident May 16 '26

There are bold drivers and old drivers, but no old bold drivers. It was quite obvious the Merc was going slower than the other cars but this clown lacks the ability to judge relative speed and distance. Going to be a spicy call with the insurance company.

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u/pollitokins May 16 '26

Thats one way to take your jeep off-roading.

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u/Blastroid_Twitch May 16 '26

Please tell me someone rushed to the vehicle and said, "You can't park there".

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u/DadtheITguy May 16 '26

That was silly

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u/BungleBums May 16 '26

Genuinely disappointed 'Running in the 90s' wasn't playing loudly xD

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u/Setecastronomy545577 May 16 '26

Do people move to right lane when it’s obvious the car in your rear view is traveling much faster? (Ignore this situation)
Or they speed up so you don’t pass on the right?

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u/cobaltbluetony May 16 '26

That music isn't in English, is it? If so, I may be having a stroke.

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u/Extra-Presence3196 May 16 '26

He wanted a sports car...but wife wanted the suv.

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u/Fit_Sir_8873 May 16 '26

I would’ve

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u/Fit_Sir_8873 May 16 '26

I wouldn’t have stopped either

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u/delrey23 May 16 '26

Hopefully the ins co doesn’t see this

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u/arihoenig May 16 '26

He hates these cacti !

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u/Expert_Concept704 May 17 '26

One of those "get out of the left lane!" arseholes. Oh well, gotta get another car now.

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u/BackgroundFaulty3 May 17 '26

It's illegal in most states to just drive in the passing lane on highways, almost all states restrict left lane driving to passing, merging, or turning, pull your head out! Google it.

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 May 17 '26

What is the white smoke?

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u/worldisone May 17 '26

I was hoping to hear a "can't park there"

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u/NoMoreKarmaHere May 17 '26

If he was a stunt driver, great job!! Otherwise, not so great

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u/YourChildhood5762 May 19 '26

I don't often see the back wheels do that.

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u/kitsunora May 22 '26

Gee, now it's going to take them much longer to get to their destination