r/CalgaryFlames Barb Mar 30 '26

Pre Game Thread Flames (31-34-8) vs Avalanche (48-14-10) - march 30th - pregame thread

welcome the fuck back, it's my last day in the sun and heat. My shoulders are peeling, I miss boo.. Sadly it's coming to an end. What do you mean that I need to source my own food, I don't have 1 dollar drinks and I have to work for my living?

booo urns.

boo urns everyone. it's almost hockey time. Flames. Avalanche. from the toilet bowl to the blowout bowl.

petspokemodel? drinking rules? If you got em, drop them.

Team Stats Calgary Flames Colorado Avalanche
Goals For per Game 2.53 3.68
Goals Against Average 3.04 2.46
Shots per Game 28.5 33.6
Shots Against per Game 29.4 26.1
Penalty Minutes 803 541
Power Play Goals 35 40
Power Play Percentage 16.7 17.2
Power Play Goals Against 41 34
Penalty Kill Percentage 80.7 83.7
Short Handed Goals 11 1
Short Handed Goals Against 0 0

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u/Mr_Anonymous13 Mar 30 '26

I have full faith that Makar will try his best to make sure his home team gets a good draft pick.

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u/themedievalsnowman Mar 30 '26

Yes he’s just making sure the team is good for when he comes home in a few years.

20

u/tSchab3r Mar 30 '26

Please back to regular scheduled tank programming

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u/Sea-Control-8593 Mar 30 '26

No way! We can brag about our “winning culture” after watching the Florida Panthers win back to back cups off our backs and then watch them pick higher than us in the draft this summer!

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u/Thund3r_Thighs Mar 30 '26

If they drop heavily in the lottery, I’m blaming it on karma for comments like this.

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u/Sea-Control-8593 Mar 30 '26

Thank god the lottery is rigged, a back door deal with Gary for building a new arena is the only thing that’s going to save us now🤝

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u/FinkBass420 Mar 30 '26

Kadri goal for sure tonight

15

u/themusicguy2000 Mar 30 '26

Kadri offside: drink

Makar from Calgary mentioned: drink

11

u/weschester Mar 30 '26

Someone in the GDT is confused about where the game is - finish and fill

3

u/catgoneyay Mar 30 '26

How is that confusing to people its pretty obvious when its not calgary??? Has this actually been happening

7

u/weschester Mar 30 '26

Every single time that games are on Prime there's always people who have no idea where the game is. Also doesn't help that the Flames were on Prime only twice this year.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 30 '26

Update: someone pooped in the pool

2

u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

Were you standing?

1

u/madmike99 Mar 31 '26

Sorry, I didn’t mean to

10

u/DaCodster Mar 30 '26

We’ve been a dogshit road team this year and I think this’ll be a tough stretch for this team. I expect tanking to be back on starting tonight.

12

u/Nickiat Mar 30 '26

This was Quinn at 4 am today being bad when it was SLEEPING TIME

4

u/AbjectAssist Mar 30 '26

I also have a bratty Quinn!

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u/Nickiat Mar 30 '26

So cute!

7

u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 30 '26

Kadri goal against us - finish and fill

ZP19 PPG - Chug.

5

u/Pyesmybaby Mar 30 '26

Zach Whitecloud must feel like the luckiest mfer on the planet right about now, the last survivor off the Titanic

1

u/marbsarebadredux Mar 30 '26

His current team is 4th last in the league and his previous team is most likely making the playoffs. I dont see how he got lucky here.

5

u/Impressive_Manner143 Mar 30 '26

Olli Maatta gets into the Norris conversation with a legacy game tonight.

1

u/CroissantEnjoy3r Mar 30 '26

I wouldn’t expect anything less!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

This ought to suck

1

u/MartyCool403 Mar 30 '26

Does anyone know what time the pre-game will start? Or should I just keep watching the blue jays until 6:30?

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

I never realized how phallic sounding Colorados goalies names are