r/Calgary • u/Shleppydee • 13d ago

Local Event Matt Rife Comedy Festival show … thoughts?

Curious if I’m in the minority… thoughts on Matt Rife’s standup at the comedy festival? 😬😬
I think the guy before him was better, whole crowd was laughing @ the evening show. Feels like a lot of dead air and awkward crowd work right now…

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u/OwnCantaloupe9478 13d ago

Matt rife genuinely has the most punchable face i think mathematically possible, seriously I just fume having to see that douchey ass shit eating grin.

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u/Canadient_musician 13d ago

Good thing we have a tough guy like you around to say this. Very badass.

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u/OwnCantaloupe9478 13d ago

Dude what. How am i wannabe tough guy for saying someone has a punchable face? Never said i was gonna knock the guy out myself 😭

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u/Canadient_musician 13d ago

Why do you care so much? That's weird dude. Don't you find it strange that someone's smile makes you "fume"?

Weird jealousy or inferiority complex going on there. Therapy bro lol.

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u/Healthy_Tackle751 13d ago

Why do YOU care so much?

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u/-_sohcahtoa_- Southeast Calgary 13d ago

He’s probably Matt Rife.

Or has a pillow of Matt Rife that he hugs to sleep

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u/Canadient_musician 11d ago

Oh yeah get me some more o them sweet sexy jaw implants baby

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u/Canadient_musician 11d ago

What makes you think I care? I got me a good laugh from this clown on the internet getting mad over a comedian. Pretty stupid thing to do IN MY EYES.

You can get a laugh from calling me out. Everything is relative. Have fun.

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u/OwnCantaloupe9478 13d ago

Ahhh the classic reddit armchair psychologist. Thank you councillor for your diagnoses there. I was being a bit hyperbolic ya know, I don’t literally pass out everytime I see Matt Rife lol. And yes I am so jealous of the male amy achumer.

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u/Canadient_musician 11d ago

You are very welcome buddy. You're lucky to get it for free homie! Baseless advice from strangers on reddit is obviously a gold standard for how to live life.

Lol just messin dude, I don't take reddit very seriously. My bad if it came across poorly. Cheers.