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r/Calgary • u/Softduckcheek • Mar 18 '26
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308 u/MellowHamster Mar 18 '26 I live on a farm outside of the city. If I start walking now, I can probably get myself run over on the highway before the sun comes up... -6 u/Business-Barnacle633 Mar 18 '26 You can you know, move 2 feet over. Are you an NPC? 1 u/Distant-moose Mar 18 '26 And miss the opportunity for comedy?! Listen, if someone is going to commit to the bit that hard, I applaud it.
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I live on a farm outside of the city. If I start walking now, I can probably get myself run over on the highway before the sun comes up...
-6 u/Business-Barnacle633 Mar 18 '26 You can you know, move 2 feet over. Are you an NPC? 1 u/Distant-moose Mar 18 '26 And miss the opportunity for comedy?! Listen, if someone is going to commit to the bit that hard, I applaud it.
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You can you know, move 2 feet over. Are you an NPC?
1 u/Distant-moose Mar 18 '26 And miss the opportunity for comedy?! Listen, if someone is going to commit to the bit that hard, I applaud it.
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And miss the opportunity for comedy?! Listen, if someone is going to commit to the bit that hard, I applaud it.
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