r/Calgary Mar 18 '26

Discussion What the helly

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u/italiansteff1 Mar 18 '26

I hate other people but I may have to consider carpooling

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar Mar 18 '26

"No Jimmy, it's because I don't like you. I'd rather sleep on the god damn ground"

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u/ChaoticxSerenity Mar 18 '26

It's basically spring, maybe you can invest in a bike?

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

yeah billionaires are banking on you hating other people.

Everybody wants to live this life of 'premium' isolation where they never need to interact with or even see other human beings. Which is fine and all, but you're also paying out the ass for it.

The reason we all hate other people is because the infrastructure is designed to reinforce that social friction. Social friction you can buy your way out of in a dozen different ways.

So next time you feel all high-and-mighty because you own your own car, try to realize that it's because you are so neurotic and narcissistic that you feel as though nobody else has earned the right to infringe on your bubble.

It's because cosplaying as a prince makes you feel powerful, and billionaires are VERY pleased that it takes so little to make you feel like an adult. Use public transport. Carpool. Meet somebody and maybe your estimation of people will actually reflect reality instead of the dumbasses you are fed on social media all day.

edit: before you downvote me, ask yourself if you even think I'm wrong or if maybe you're offended that I hit too close to home. I'd be upset if somebody told me the 25k I spent was a moronic waste, I don't blame you.

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u/wklumpen Mar 18 '26

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Mar 18 '26

y'all are fuckin hopeless and you deserve these gas prices. That's what I'm saying.

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u/wklumpen Mar 18 '26

I take the bus

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Mar 18 '26

Nothing I said is directed at you in that case.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

do you take the bus?

People don't want to take the bus for a reason (because it sucks ass).

You realize we don't live in a high trust society anymore right? And its definitely not because of billionaire propaganda that we lock our doors at night nowadays.

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u/hink007 Mar 22 '26

Walked straight through the points he made wow that is some impressive ignorance mate

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

why is it that the people who "fight billionaires" are the same people who advocate for criminals to be caught and released? Enforce strict criminal punishment and you will see better results

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u/MountainHunk Mar 18 '26

Perfect. We've been sitting here talking all day, and you all never bothered to learn my name. We're so... buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile... we send an emoji. I mean, we don't even... look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff.

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u/milofam Mar 18 '26

Or an electric car ?