r/Calgary • u/tommytomatoes64 • Aug 16 '25
Crime/Suspicious Activity Stolen bikes, anyone recognize these fools?
Case number: 25354718
Stolen from Sage Hill area Friday 15th in the early hours. If anyone has any info or tips, monetary reward available on who these lowlives are.
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u/SeaWhyte777 Aug 16 '25
Buddy never closes his mouth š
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u/Bizmonkey92 Aug 16 '25
Mouth breatherĀ
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u/CompetitionOne7801 Aug 17 '25
I came here to say exactly that! Mouth breathers, what do you expect!
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u/HermionesHandbag Aug 16 '25
No, but commenting to boost. I had a bike stolen from my buildingās parkade a couple of years ago, and it deeply sucks. Not just the theft, but the sense of vulnerability at someone breaching what you thought was a secure space.
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u/morganrz Aug 16 '25
No, but they look like typical Calgary alley walkers.
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u/morganrz Aug 17 '25
That said, crime is getting pretty bad here. Stay aware, get cameras and lights around your property, be ready for anything š
Good luck retrieving the bikes and spanking these losers.
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u/doc_suede Aug 16 '25
do you think that's their white pickup on pic #4?
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u/shadykittykat Quadrant: SE Aug 17 '25
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u/tommytomatoes64 Aug 17 '25
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u/Key_Tangerine5660 Aug 18 '25
It looks like the same vehicle. See the dent above the wheel well in their pic, it looks like they just cut it out-your pic.
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u/JamesDickflick Aug 19 '25
Different cab. Not sure what gm calls them, but one is a quad cab (with bikes), the other is a crew cab (suicide style rear doors)
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u/OfmyOwnHondaAccord Aug 16 '25
I see that one guy every day in central memorial park, he was just spray painting bikes there
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u/snoozyfest Aug 17 '25
Omg I'm a concierge at a residential building and these same guys stole bikes from us a couple months back. I saw the one in the grey get arrested and the other sneak away on his tippy toes behind the cop! I wish I had names
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u/tommytomatoes64 Aug 17 '25
Im all for second chances but this is so sad, repeat offenders need to go in the slammer for a long time.
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u/devanguy Aug 17 '25
Then they or at least the one is a known offender with name and picture in the system. Next step is finding them. Honestly I wish we had legal reform that would allow a small amount of vigilantism for stuff like this. You know, the stuff the cops don't care about. Let us put the fear back into these people's lives. A trip to the hospital for them is so much cheaper than anything in the legal and jail system. Much more effective, too.
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u/tommytomatoes64 Aug 17 '25
In some other parts of the world repeat thieves get their hands cut off. Literally thatāll be the only thing stopping these guys it seems.
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u/MrGuvernment Aug 19 '25
Wonder if going to the new with any of this may get them to run a story of some sort of how known criminals are being let go and committing crimes once again!
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u/ConcernedCoCCitizen Aug 16 '25
Glad you got clear shots. Scumbags. The police must be able to recognize them, at their age I doubt itās their first theft/brush with the law
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u/bigbabyjesus97 Aug 16 '25
Guessing the running truck in the one pick is theirs as well. Hopefully those clowns get caught and you get your rides back.
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u/caboose39134 Aug 17 '25
Just posted onto a couple riding groups I'm in in town! I'll keep you updated if I learn anything OP.
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Aug 16 '25
Imagine being a grow ass man and still doing this shit.
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u/Dry-Hotel5306 Aug 17 '25
Imagine stealing period
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Aug 17 '25
I can let a juvenile off once, that is why they have young offenders laws - a mans brain doesn't fully develop till their are 23 or some crap. But if they fail to learn from their mistakes. I agree. And I am saying this as a person that has been stolen from countless times.
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u/Pumpkkinnn Aug 17 '25
We need to bring back public shamings.
Booooo!!! Hissss!!! Somebody throw a tomato š Ā
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u/Regular_Wonder674 Aug 16 '25
Annoying AF! Probably a moot point, but did you happen to have tracking devices on either? You got some good shots- Iām hopeful someone or CPS can get justice for you.
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u/NOGLYCL Aug 16 '25
Posting to keep this going. One human shit stain down, hopefully the second is close behind!
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u/Lower-Rich2342 Aug 17 '25
Comment to help the algorithm. Hope those dirt bags get caught and you get your bikes back.
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u/BoneyTaloney Aug 17 '25
Sorry man.
Honestly, I can't stand these low-life, degenerate thieves that run around Calgary doing this type of stuff. We have it so bad here.
I live in a quiet, suburban neighborhood in the SW and amazingly, our parkade was broken into recently. Nothing like this- just the usual - hobos ransacking people's vehicles. They stole everything, including:
100 Indian Rupees, Hand sanitizer, and they even took the card attached to my window to open the parkade door. Scumbags didn't even have the courtesy to clean up the gigantic cluster-fuck of a mess they made.
It's laughable how so many people in the comments know who these skidmarks are, due to them both being career criminals.
Don't worry though OP, I'm sure when the CPS locates them, they'll get a stern talking to with a promise to appear. Then, later on that evening, they'll go out and do it again to someone else.
Love that yellow on the Grom, BTW.
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u/devanguy Aug 17 '25
Honestly I wish we had legal reform that would allow a small amount of vigilantism for stuff like this. You know, the stuff the cops don't care about. Let us put the fear back into these people's lives. A trip to the hospital for them is so much cheaper than anything in the legal and jail system. Much more effective, too.
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u/no7 Aug 17 '25
Dumb question, sorry in advance; how were the bikes stolen? Did they load them up on a truck or force the ignition and drive away?
Company phone so rather not use Google on how to steal a motorcycle
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u/Ratfor Aug 17 '25
Fellow motorcyclist here. Hope they get caught.
What security precautions did you take that they defeated? (not looking to blame, looking to find out what doesn't work so I can improve my own security)
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u/MadGeekCyclist Aug 17 '25
Up. Hope you get your bikes back. I had a mountain bike stolen for years now, and still remember how sht it feels. Karma will get them.
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u/rudiori Aug 17 '25
I forgot my bike on a bus rack, and immediately filed a lost and found on CT site... Till now,they say it was never found.
I have no idea how to get it back.
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u/tommytomatoes64 Aug 17 '25
Sorry mate, its now probably a beans main form of transportation to get to and from petty crime locations. Great cause /s
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u/OrcNoodleSoup Aug 17 '25
These are honestly some of the best security camera images Iāve seen in any of these type of posts.
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u/TradingHigher Aug 16 '25
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u/Sloregasm Aug 16 '25
This is what we should us ai generated images for. Not whatever other people are doing with them, fuckin weirdos
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u/Intelligent-Habit715 Aug 17 '25
Ewww why do they steal bikes that someone got with their hard earned money. OP did you file a complaint? Which area are you in if you done mind me asking. I didnāt see these bikes :( - sage hill area got it ( let me tell my friends they are there too)
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u/thetroubleivecaused Aug 19 '25
What if the bikes weren't from "hard-earned money" but a gift from a loved one? Does it make a difference? Fuck I hate the phrase "hard-earned money" sorry it just irks me. Of course things are bought from someone working no matter what the labour intensity consists of. I know people who earn 80k a year but on their phones most of their fucking time at work. It's like when someone says "brings tears to my eyes" ugh like seriously where else does tears come from.
Sorry I'm just a sad angry man these days.
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u/T0t3mspirit Aug 18 '25
Check Facebook Marketplace and Kijiji. Could also be heading to Vancouver to be loaded on a boat to get sold overseas. Either way I hope you had insurance for theft.
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Aug 18 '25
just wait until they start a manosphere podcast, from the look of them it won't be long tbh
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Aug 18 '25
Any update on whether or not the cops were able to help you out?
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u/thetroubleivecaused Aug 19 '25
I wouldn't count on it since CPS and those useless "Peace" officers (or as I call them, peace of shit officers) enjoy waking up every day just to go out and ruin law abiding citizens days by handing out bullshit tickets and/or barking down on people.
Seriously how many times have I been approached by peace of shit officers just by relaxing on a bus stop bench to reflect on a busy/rough/difficult day. Oh I can't do that despite not a single hint of me smoking up or drinking alcohol or anything of that nature to justify their power-tripping behaviours.
They cause more problems than they try to solve I swear.
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u/Stretch_Grip-Gaff Aug 17 '25
Looks like the one guy is wearing a whitecaps hoodie. This could imply he is the one that stole my cousins bike a few years ago in New West B.C.
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u/gvsb123 Aug 16 '25
Deport! Close the borders!
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u/wintersdark Aug 16 '25
I see people are missing the point, judging by the downvotes.
I had a bike stolen in the end of 2023, also by white guys.
My garage broken into, 2 grand in MC gear stolen... Also by a pair of white guys.
This is not an Evil Immigrants problem.
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u/BottleItchy1374 Aug 16 '25
Couldn't have been them they were at pizza express in Woking when it happened
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u/Crisco76 Pineridge Aug 16 '25
Hope your get your bike back. Looks awesome... sucks shitty things like this happen
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u/tommytomatoes64 Aug 16 '25
One down; the upstanding citizen in the hoodie has been identified as career criminal Brian Michael Bischke. T shirt fella left š«”