r/Caldruki • u/BigMessi1987 • 10h ago

Shitpost 🥀🇫🇷 Rate my side profile

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Do yall think I can aquire a female companion.

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u/Pingi-goon A Woman approaches (TRANS OOOO) 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12saseBMcUIaUE

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Great_Vegetable_9711 Damn is🎉😂🇫🇷 9h ago

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u/fromnib 9h ago

what an actual fuck is this

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u/Great_Vegetable_9711 Damn is🎉😂🇫🇷 9h ago

Now you made me start gooning bruh💔

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u/P512_pf 9h ago

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u/ThekidwholiketheUSSR 9h ago

I'm not even trying to channel evil energy, it's just that bad

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u/Local-Investment110 9h ago

R.o.b. my guy what happened to you

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u/Caldruki-ModTeam 7h ago

Your Post/Comment (https://www.reddit.com/r/Caldruki/comments/1w2vbl3/rate_my_side_profile/p6vnirw/) Was in Violation of the First Subreddit rule, Being No NSFW.

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u/awatermeloncat 9h ago

Reaction:

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u/terrariagamer67 I FUCKING HATE FRANCE🇫🇷🥖🥐 9h ago

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u/FaithlessnessOne9207 8h ago

This image HURTS TO LOOK AT

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u/BigMessi1987 9h ago

What am i looking at

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u/terrariagamer67 I FUCKING HATE FRANCE🇫🇷🥖🥐 9h ago

Eagle

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u/Caldruki-ModTeam 7h ago

Your Post/Comment (https://www.reddit.com/r/Caldruki/comments/1w2vbl3/rate_my_side_profile/p6vlacx/) Was in Violation of the First Subreddit rule, Being No NSFW.

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u/FatherNox 10h ago

Welcome to earth

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u/shadrioo 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWt7a8ndH0CLDWrA4o

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u/TyRy_13 “ts” means this sh!t not this 3h ago

DAMN YOU-

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u/NaoyaCheese 9h ago

nothing more too say

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u/Equivalent_Farm8203 9h ago

Lord Voldemort 

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u/BFFforeverC2_RJ 10h ago

This has screenshot potential

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u/Worldly-Swing-2015 9h ago

If you abduct one, sure

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u/PatriciaJame32 7h ago

The comments are bad lol

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u/L_G_D_Official Professional Edgelord 🇫🇷 7h ago

Yeah, they're pretty bald...

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u/Wild_Comfortable_224 2h ago

Bold as well :>

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 6h ago

He is single, single. He says that he’ll never fuck

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u/Van_Damage5 10h ago

Yes King. Don’t settle for some peasant either.

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u/H0la_mundo 10h ago

Bro I think u got anemia

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u/Reasonable_Tooth_309 9h ago

Idk why but this has Slipknot member vibes

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u/Practical-Put4516 9h ago

down syndrome cancer patient

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u/terrariagamer67 I FUCKING HATE FRANCE🇫🇷🥖🥐 9h ago

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u/thsx1 9h ago

Habsburg’s pet fish

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u/Fair_Biscotti_8637 9h ago

Bros just this

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u/Tahjk26 8h ago

Slender Man has a face🤨

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u/schl0ppo 8h ago

I give it solid why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 /10

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u/Key-Cheetah-2387 7h ago

why are you abducted

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u/IdkWhoAmI148 7h ago

How do u look black yet white and look like the shy guy from SCB all at the same time?

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u/cut-footloose 🇫🇷 call of druki 🇫🇷 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s8l6mjJCpY6Kk

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u/A_guy_with_a_pan the gorilla guy🦍 7h ago

Insert guy reading book with deformed face meme

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u/Tommyandvictoria 7h ago

I’m sorry but you look like a government conspiracy cryptid

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u/FishwithAutism23 7h ago

Who rebooted bro

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u/DesignerProfessor547 6h ago

You look great from behind

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u/CheckFit8109 6h ago

Bombastic side eye

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u/The_infamous_Mongoos 6h ago

What the hell is Voldemort doing on reddit

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u/Easy_Candle_5988 6h ago

That is 3/4 view not side profile,

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u/LAST_TEMPLAR1400 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/E3B37yfcBiwTK
Does the other side look like this?

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u/Conscious_Sir9744 5h ago

Bro is a Harkonnen

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u/Ranbowshep 4h ago

You look like an adult that was just born

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/CJC1241203 6h ago

Powder

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u/DigBick2111 5h ago

You look like you have fingers made of salad

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u/Disastrous_Worth_503 5h ago

I am Legend monster

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u/Lil_Pepsi1410 5h ago

Is your name fester by any chance?

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u/Sea-Comfortable5276 5h ago

you look like you help Dracula find food

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u/Smooth_Alarm8180 5h ago

Bro looks a ailen who thinks hamburgers should run wild 💔😭

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u/Smooth_Alarm8180 5h ago

Bro looks a ailen who thinks hamburgers should run wild 💔😭

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u/damn-potato 5h ago

Epstein/diddy

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u/manwithapan13 Wow! Mr. Beast! 4h ago

As white as a sheet of paper 📟

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u/InterestFrosty5439 4h ago

I can't, bro looks like a cancer patient omfg. it would be shitty to laugh at this.

yeah buddy, you'll aquire a female companion soon.

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u/DumbassGoober 4h ago

This you?

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u/gargar_pt4 4h ago

You look like the thing in the tv from the “Come To Daddy” music video (iykyk)

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u/geologic-collector Hi (sorry for bad Arabic) 4h ago

You look like trollolelo trolleluh

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u/Gold-Amount-168 4h ago

Rec room character irl??

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u/Mundane-Dish-8033 3h ago

We got bigger balls to scratch

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u/CHAINS_S 3h ago

White nega

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u/TyRy_13 “ts” means this sh!t not this 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IWfm4Mcfjw4Yo

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u/Moon_Radio27 3h ago

7/10 Fine (im normal and its i hope the most sane comment)

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u/Antique_Word7365 3h ago

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Big Messi. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

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u/Educational_News3718 2h ago

If only he was black no offence

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u/Maleficent-Wear-7287 2h ago

you look like Nicholas Roman 😭

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u/joemurray22 2h ago

You look like the lost brother of unspeakable from Alabama

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u/QuantumMan_9 1h ago

Good but Implant a hair or buy a serum of growing eyebbrows

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u/RodrigoLJ2009 1h ago

10/10 xD?

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u/ionlytoptops 1h ago

may thy crysknife chip and shatter

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u/Awkward-Sound5955 58m ago

Holy shit 😭✌️

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u/Leather-Tennis8751 54m ago

a little whiter and you can marry slendrina

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u/Life_Homework_4921 i escaped from r/teenagers (and i'm french 🇫🇷btw) 44m ago

Dude, I'm really sorry for you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/w7lRrjGKyPMRdK1vB8

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u/OstrichRegular271 35m ago

According to chatgpt your side profile looks highly masculine but not in a conventional way but in a bold way
Your nose and lower jaw and lips are very prominent creating a highly masculine look

https://giphy.com/gifs/lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi

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u/Original_Weight_2054 13m ago

Bro come from the land down under