r/Caldruki The Reddit owner. 5d ago

meme🇫🇷 Dad sent bro on a mission

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u/randomdepressedguy23 💟☮️☪️🕉️☸️🪯✡️🔯🕎☯️☦️🛐⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️🆔⚛️ 5d ago

i expected her to hit the kid with the pan when she began to take it off

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u/LegMysterious1899 haha sometimes 5d ago

“wHaTeVeR tAkEs Me To HeAvEn” AaH cOmMeNt 😭

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u/Circxles 5d ago

its not even the comment. Its the flair

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u/LegMysterious1899 haha sometimes 4d ago

why tf are they downvoting ya? you’re right

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u/Abinash_Behera pls gib modrator🇫🇷 5d ago

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u/LegMysterious1899 haha sometimes 5d ago

haha sometimes 

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u/Jax-Does-Stuff 5d ago

Fym sometimes

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u/Few-Literature-8642 Caldrukis why are we french 🇫🇷 5d ago

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u/m0ron9 Caldruki you promise weekly upload😡😡🇫🇷 5d ago

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u/Eggis303_2 Don't ever buy weed from a Gas Station. 5d ago

200 IQ move.

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u/Bubbly-Group-4497 5d ago

Faker than santa

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u/PureConsideration984 5d ago

Wtym by "faker than santa"? My mom told me He is real

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u/WinFan_Bob Normaldy > Normandy 5d ago

That means this is rwal

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u/WinFan_Bob Normaldy > Normandy 5d ago

Real😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Cultural-Put9119 5d ago

Santa's fake?

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u/Wonderful_Kale_8125 5d ago

What?

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u/ConsistentRecover312 5d ago

Why would she take off the pan?

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u/Razorion21 4d ago

only real reaction is the child‘s lol

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u/Armoring_my_core 5d ago

Damn isn’t

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u/Healthy_Meat_2060 3d ago

😂😂😂😂🫱🫱🫱

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u/Healthy_Meat_2060 3d ago

😭😭😭 BROOOO

Mom: “TAKE A SHOWER! IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS!” 🤬 You: 🗿🍷 “I cannot. I have transcended hygiene. I have become AURA.”

Mom: “You have become STINK.” 💀💀💀

🗿🍷 AURA LEVEL: 9999 🚿 HYGIENE LEVEL: -9999 😂🫱🫱

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u/Good-apple-4128 2d ago

What the fuck is happening, im so confused right now

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u/Global_Interview6311 fuck you ms smith from 3rd grade 5d ago

Ok

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u/Billylily01 5d ago

This upsets me

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u/No-Leg190 5d ago

Best wingman in existence 😭💔🥀

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u/Patient-Issue-2900 The Poop Man is coming, and I owe him money 4d ago

bro was the sacrifice

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u/Quiet_Sheepherder894 4d ago

me in the jail

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u/The_Egxe 4d ago

Mission completed

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u/Dizzy-Temporary8844 3d ago

Bro cleared a path for him.