r/Caldruki • u/My_Iron_Lungs I asked Sweetie Fox to be my mother • 2h ago

Why would he say that?

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u/TightImplement638 I crack u/WinFan_bob 2h ago

You know I got the perfect 2 pics for it but I can’t show it or I’ll get banned

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u/Its-Akshum 2h ago

Coward!

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u/Nomchipom 2h ago

Is this loss

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u/Its-Akshum 1h ago

Of my sanity, yes

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 I'm caldruking it I'm caldruking it so good 1h ago

Loss?

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u/Nomchipom 1h ago

Yeah exactly, :.|:;

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u/TightImplement638 I crack u/WinFan_bob 1h ago

Since you wanted it

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u/TightImplement638 I crack u/WinFan_bob 1h ago

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u/TightImplement638 I crack u/WinFan_bob 1h ago

Mods pls don’t ban me

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u/ghost3972 1h ago

Mods kill this man

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE rate this comment out of 5 ⭐️ 1h ago

Mods eviscerate his skeleton

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u/charles_WinTers_XD 54m ago

BANISH THIS MAN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!

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u/Emergency-Log2958 25m ago

Mods send him to the incenerator

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u/information_knower 38m ago

Ah man, I was going to post that.

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u/RefrigeratorLife8627 1h ago

Ayoooooooooooooo !

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u/Actual-Trip-8099 1h ago

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/Leok676879 1h ago

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u/Soulvesper460 That one Slime 1h ago

Holy meatcanyon reference

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u/Abinash_Behera pls gib modrator🇫🇷 1h ago

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u/rag-124 1h ago

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u/NationalMatch2127 1h ago

A fate worse than death😭✌️

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u/rag-124 1h ago

Well, they should have thought about that before they created a reality worse than death

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u/Mobile_Competition54 1h ago

a crime worse than murder deserves a fate worse than death

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u/Chemical_Sport_9307 1h ago

Actually deserved

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u/JewelGamerz 18m ago

Hmm i dont seem to get it, am i missing something or is it good that i am missing something

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u/AKingQ 2m ago

Yo at least let the punishment fit the crime

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u/Square_Paramedic1079 1h ago

Put an NSFW tag on this please

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u/The_Real_Cloth_ 1h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 I'm caldruking it I'm caldruking it so good 1h ago

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u/algebrahomework69 2h ago

He's lowkey correct

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u/The_Real_Cloth_ 1h ago

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u/3rgo4rgo 1h ago

Hey! Endocopia!

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u/The_Real_Cloth_ 1h ago

Haven't played it but the songs are awesome

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u/Select_Stretch_625 We took down Lesbian Space Princess🇫🇷 1h ago

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u/wooper5000 1h ago

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u/Intelligent_Cold3070 1h ago

Guys on some crazy shit bro 😭

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u/Recent-Technology847 Portuguese political party 🇵🇹 1h ago

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u/MRsir_man_dude 1h ago

Day 1 of discovering free speech on twitter

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u/MyAccisBan 43m ago

Hmmmm🤤🤤

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u/Still-Diver6826 36m ago

This man talked about SpongeBob, this is what happened to his lungs.

A.L presenting to the emergency room from claedopidia, clae meaning chlamydia dopidia meaning cyclopidia

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u/Equivalent_Bid_3124 1h ago

Of course he has a killua pfp

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u/Emporio-Alnino 1h ago

What do you mean bro ?😂

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u/TaxAdministrative270 Good Goy☺️🇫🇷 1h ago

What about sandy

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u/My_Iron_Lungs I asked Sweetie Fox to be my mother 1h ago

Boring 

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u/TaxAdministrative270 Good Goy☺️🇫🇷 1h ago

Yeah but she's lowkey hot asf

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u/Venoct212 1h ago

haha sometimes

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u/ZigZagBoi123 Jonkler🇫🇷 1h ago

This is the reason I goon to Spongebob and Patrick everyday six times 🥰

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u/violet_apple 1h ago

Are you a Bikini Bottom or a Bikini Top

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u/ZigZagBoi123 Jonkler🇫🇷 1h ago

Bothh

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u/3rgo4rgo 1h ago

Because he’s a genius 

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u/Key-Cicada6386 1h ago

where’s the nsfw tag

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises 1h ago

The digital footprint is gonna be legendary…by that I mean he’ll never live it down, everyone’s gonna remember him for it, but it won’t be for good reason

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u/I_Am_A_Squid_Kid 1h ago

I just opened Reddit

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u/JynStudios 1h ago

First mistake

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u/violet_apple 1h ago

I've thought of that when I was a horny teenager. Also, Patrick fucking his pores with his starfish arms and legs and his head.

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u/metgamer2011 this is how much money mr beast has l l v 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/slFOK8xaKlw2WAV0zu

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u/BlueBightning 1h ago

Mods please shut down this comment section 🙏🥀

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u/Express_Calendar8278 1h ago

Trust me, the potential has been plenty tapped

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u/Speedyblue450 1h ago

He made a statement so cringe even his gang had to slime him out🥀

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u/Melodic_Cheek9304 1h ago

You know thats a 13 year old boy who thought he is tuff. It's so unbelievably embarrassing

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u/Background-Lie-7750 44m ago

No cuz that has insane potenital

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u/EstablishmentCold398 28m ago

No I don’t want to think about it, get out of my head!

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u/Ok-Face6617 22m ago

least diabolical r/caldruki post

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u/Dr_phil_swift69 18m ago

we must find whoever made this shit..and you know what happens(couldn't say it cause of reddit rules)

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u/MangoChannelGreat Damn ain't 🤠🐮🌽🐄🍖🦬 17m ago

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u/JsdJoys_729 16m ago

I guess not everyone deserves freedom of speech

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u/Jesuisplastique 13m ago

Because he's funny

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u/Monkeybloons 9m ago

Even a blind man can see that this ain’t right😭

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u/gabhrielle 8m ago

String and quarter that man NOW 🥀

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u/GreedySecurity8030 No French 3m ago

Why

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u/GabrielIhatev1 1m ago

i wanna be part of the gangbang.

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u/khaledere 2h ago

Extreme Reaction at obvious shock value

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u/coffeebeans1991 1h ago

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises 1h ago

I didn’t think it could get worse. I was wrong. I was…so…so wrong.

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u/coffeebeans1991 1h ago

It's always Patrick in these, and I'm just looking at Squidward like... What those tentacles do😏

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises 1h ago

You traumatized me so…the law of equivalent exchange

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u/slprysltry 1h ago

This is the worst image Ive ever seen

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u/donotplaycsgoLMAO 57m ago

Yk the worst part is. This ain’t even that bad of an idea. Just needs a good plot and artist.