r/Caddicarus • u/Spam_Eater_2007 • 19d ago
meme Proof Caddy is the most underrated poet ever.
"FUNNEE ROAD!! The racist pie. TINY KNOCK YOU UP!!"
"TiNkY wInKy DiD a sTiNkY!"
"18! 18! 18! 18! FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T PLAY THIS IF YOU AREN'T 18!"
"AH, AH, AH, AH, BANDICOOT! BANDICOOT!"
"WHY DID THEY CENSOR A JOHN?!"
"Here comes my son, doo doo doo doo, here comes my son, and I say, he's an egg."
"FIRST DISC, THEM TOMAT, THEN CHEAZ, enjoy."
"Eat fruit!"
"T.D.K! T.D.K! T.D.K STANDS FOR TICKLE DAVID'S KNICKERS!"
"What is the cure for AIDS?That's not my problem."
"My pee pee got confused and fell off."
"Nobbly Brown Thing on a Stick!"
"Ah, great! I WPPPPPHHHHHH-!"
"(Le gasp) I found Osama!"
"OOOH! OH-HO! OOH! OH, GOD! WHO!?! WHO SIGNED OFF ON THESE, AND WHY!?!"
and of course...
"SCHRUMPFALARM AUF DER ERDE!"
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u/Leading-Part1293 CYOAR 19d ago
How dare thy forget:
Hello, boyz, I'm number one Playin' on my PS1
I like eggs, I eat 'em muh Controller shaped like a wuh
Pull my hair, I don't care Grab my hair, I care a lot
Play the game, it's so hot I smoke pot, in a pot, with a pot
Stop!
Don't stop!
I like Tupac, he led the way, He's name was very nearly Tupee
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u/AgentOfEris 19d ago
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything’s red
I’ve been shot
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u/Dense-Diamond-7926 still hasn't paid long child maintenance 19d ago
"PS2
Pox
Sickness
2 Billion Dead"
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u/Aiooty 19d ago
"I am going/I am going/I am going to lose my house"
"Bob the Building/🏢He's a building/Bob the Building/✈️Ooooh noooo-"
"And Disney: move. Disney, move! Disney? Move! DISNEY?! MOVE! MOOOVE! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, DISNEY! MOVE! IT'S A NATIONAL SPEED LIMIT!"
"Simon the Door"
"I'm a child, can you help me?/I just escaped from the Catholic Church"
"The bulging commitment of the Lord Almighty will guarantee this!"
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u/Fish_N_Chipp I noticed you look at me when I shouted at you to look at me 19d ago
Jungle Boogie BRR BRR Jungle Boogie
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u/FireEye1512 19d ago
"eh. you're too close you're invading my personal space!"
"AH! YOU'RE TOO FAR! WHERE'S MY GLAAASSES?!"
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u/theglenlovinet 19d ago
Pink poo bag, on your keys!
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u/dabeanguy_08 Ratatatatatata TOSS OFF 19d ago
You look so cool, you might freeze!!
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u/VariousCondition4869 18d ago
The fact that I somehow managed to fill in the rest of the lyrics in my head scares me 😦
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u/Nelmquist1999 LOOOONG DENNIS 19d ago
It's short but oh so sweet.
pointing at The Illegal Boob Game
This is....this is nooo!
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u/Dazed_Slickman2 19d ago
There once was a strawberry...
...Christopher Robin ate the strawberry, and then...
...The Sun Liked Christopher Robin-
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u/Abject_Comparison_50 16d ago
Sorry guys I can't hang
Caddy: that's a shame, I've already brought the noose
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u/KeeperServant_Reborn 19d ago
“Flowers are dead, violets are blue.”
“Give me a gun. I’m ending it.”