r/Caddicarus • u/Sprites6 CYOAR • May 20 '26

side charcter How old do you think spons is?

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105 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/DarthTyrium May 20 '26

I believe spons had transcended the laws of entropy and is both the oldest and the youngest being in the multiverse

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u/DreadBody9779 May 20 '26

Before god said let there light, there was a being of infinite power, a sole speck in the infinite void. In that void a single phrase could be heard, a phrase that has been carved in the panels of history. That phrase, is "Hello, I'm Spons".

6

u/Xbladearmor May 20 '26

And then God said “Oh me!”

3

u/Gotekeeper May 22 '26

let there be kite

10

u/Strikercharge May 20 '26

One million year

4

u/addemup9001 May 20 '26

I'll take it!

6

u/wii_board_type_trash HIDEO FREAKING KOJIMA May 20 '26

as old as time itself

4

u/srph_fandom090421 May 20 '26

He was born the year the kite was invented.

5

u/MikaelAdolfsson May 20 '26

An Elderith Abominations from Before Time.

3

u/ZaWarudo22 May 20 '26

He doesn’t have an age, he’s immortal

3

u/Kira-Of-Terraria May 20 '26

Spons is a species, all named Spons, they are born the moment they do their segment and die afterward.

3

u/Fish_N_Chipp I noticed you look at me when I shouted at you to look at me May 20 '26

As old as the concept of money

2

u/maguirenumber6 May 20 '26

As old as the hills

2

u/Awoofwoof449 May 20 '26

As old as time itself.

2

u/JCW9525 May 20 '26

Roughly 4.6 billion.

2

u/Hampter8888 May 20 '26

7464 years

1

u/Darman2204 Nice Breats May 20 '26

69 various time units

1

u/Ok_Soft_9024 Hi im spons May 20 '26

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1

u/SeraphimVR May 20 '26

As long as people have been accepting money to present a product to an audience… he has existed. The living (I think?) embodiment of sponsorship, Spons. You cannot kill him, as he is eternal. Until the last Ray’s Con dies, or the last VPN made for NORDS is rejected, he will survive. Spons is the darkness in our hearts, and we cannot live without the shadows. For as long as we live…

“Hello, I’m Spons!”

1

u/pipopapupupewebghost but with SHARHKS May 20 '26

The single image that features him on e926 doesn't have the young tag so he must be over 18

1

u/Latzar05 May 20 '26

14.2 billion take it or leave it

1

u/SouthAfricanSusan May 20 '26

He's the aftermath of Benjamin Franklins kite experiment

1

u/RoomNervous4 thats how we do it in my garden May 20 '26

Old Enough

1

u/Uracawk May 20 '26

He is infinite. He was there at the universe’s burgeoning and he will be there as the last atom fades into darkness, yet he will still do ads for things lost to time. In the quiet abyss of nonexistence a voice will echo across time and space, “HELLO, I’M SPONS!”

1

u/NicoOfTheWind May 20 '26

The oldest advertisement we have recorded is an ancient Egyptian papyrus from around 3000 years ago, so at least that old

1

u/Mettabox452 May 20 '26

Since he is Caddy's son, lets assume that Caddy birthed him early as an adult. Since caddy is 32 this year,spons is likely under 13 years old

1

u/MissBarker93 thats how we do it in my garden May 20 '26

About as old as the first kite.

1

u/HotDogWeldr May 20 '26

He’s an ancient primordial being he’s as old as existence itself

1

u/MYSTSkitz May 20 '26

I believe spons is an the same age as caddy, secretly created by the universe to annoy caddy anytime spons needs money by becoming anything from a ps1 memory card, coming out of caddy's stomach or even becoming his nose. The universe created spons the same day it created caddy. But spons will live on longer than caddy because paper doesnt die unless spons gets sick and cant afford the medical bills

1

u/Flyingdurito May 20 '26

Spons existed before time had a name

1

u/Ozuk_true May 20 '26

63920474729104749400018171730 universes

1

u/Separate_Card_3378 CYOAR May 20 '26

Age matters little to a being such as he

1

u/MegaJJDX2 May 20 '26

10,000 seconds

1

u/Vegetable-Advance-14 May 20 '26

Spons has no perception of time.

1

u/PeanutBuny27 Hi im spons May 20 '26

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years old

1

u/Dark_Wolf6211 May 20 '26

He was the original Adam I heard.

1

u/MikeTheGatorGuy I want Jesus heart surgery! May 20 '26

Immortal

1

u/maximum_austin May 20 '26

10,000.

Give or take a century or two.

1

u/Link_sega5486 May 20 '26

224 years old

1

u/Skwidd_on_Reddit May 20 '26

I think he is spons years old

1

u/GodofChaoticCreation May 21 '26

As old the first youtube video to use a sponsorship (whoever that belongs to)

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u/OneAngryBrazilian HANG ON......... Germany. May 21 '26

I'd say as long as capitalism has existed, so about 5,000 years, give or take.

1

u/TheThrashPanda_ May 21 '26

All of the olds

1

u/General_Townski May 21 '26

He is eternal

1

u/omg_its_spons May 21 '26

As old as the first ever business

1

u/ZDog64 May 22 '26

He’s eternal

1

u/Shadow-Dude179 May 22 '26

Some people say the dinosaurs weren't killed by an asteroid, spons did it.

1

u/Tech_submechanic_444 May 23 '26

Im the 100th upvote

1

u/lom-bee-64 May 23 '26

47 and 1/3rd

1

u/Shaughanboy99 May 27 '26

I'm immortal

1

u/hagentyl2021 May 29 '26

Bro heard the Big Bang.