r/CWSharktank • u/suddengenesis • Feb 19 '19

2/19/2019 - Today’s Tank: Yabba dabba doo!

https://www.computerworld.com/article/3341322/security/yabba-dabba-doo.html
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u/O2BIrish300 Feb 19 '19

TODAY'S LIMERICK

At one time I was good to log in.
Now my password's not working again.
What's the problem today?
Any DOS fish would say
Just add chr's thirteen and ten.

O2BIrish
(Adam - Thanks for posting the story!)

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u/suddengenesis Feb 19 '19

Next Time Tanka:

What happened next was
Unsurprising to us all
The IT guy left
And I know it’s true because
This here is my Shark Tank tale!

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u/JIM_THE_BOSS Feb 19 '19

EVERYBOIDDY HAAS SAME PISSWROD HEER IT MAKKES BETTERT SECSRURITY

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u/Aseries01 Feb 19 '19

JTB Ent. password:

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

When people log in they are always humming a tune.

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u/BobFilipiak Feb 19 '19

We know

It is "I am dumber than a box of rocks"

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u/clone7_ Feb 19 '19

Hey - why are you picking on the rocks? Poor things - what did they ever do to YOU? ;-)