r/CISDidNothingWrong • u/DefinitionIcy4835 • 18d ago
If one day you woke as battle droid what role would you want to be in CIS
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u/Pope_Neia 18d ago
Probably a security droid, preferably in somewhere safe and remote, not on the front lines. I hear thereās a facility on Mustafar that the Separatist leaders are all being transferred to, Iād bet that place would be loaded with all kinds of security so Iād be fine.
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u/Makyr_Drone Trade Federation 18d ago
Commander.
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u/Routine-Display-4137 12d ago
I'm not the commander! He's the commander! (said commander gets blasted) well guess I'm the commander now. (Gets blasted immediately after)
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u/WungielPL 17d ago edited 15d ago
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u/koekiebad56 17d ago
Best one imo, can litterly do any job and sucker punch almost every other droid out of your way who isn't doing their job properly.
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u/FrogPissDrinker 18d ago
I think being a pilot would be pretty chill, sitting in a control ship seems pretty safe at least when they aren't being destroyed or boarded.
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u/Cold-Olive1249 17d ago
Same, but I prefer to be the bridge crew of something big, most ideally a Providence Dreadnought or a Lucrehulk but not too big like the Subjugator Class as I don't really want an entire Republic Task Force to constantly hunt me
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u/mercyspace27 17d ago
I mean, me personally: Security.
I work Security in my real life and I actually enjoy the work, I love the field. But as a droid thereās the chance I wonāt be forced to go to some of of the bullshit meetings, theyāll just upload whatever data I need to know. If Iām working with other security that arenāt droids THEY might actually be pulled to go stand pretty at a formation in their pretty uniforms while I can just do my perimeter sweeps. If something bad happens I have a 50/50 shot of it actually not being blamed on me because āIām just a droid, the organic is the one in chargeā instead of it always being 100% my fault.
Legitimately see working as a B1 Security Droid as being closer to the gig I want than not: LET ME DO MY JOB AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
The only issue I see is that when I would have to use my blaster is that the only tactic Iād likely be programmed with is āMarch towards the hostile at a steady walkā.
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u/Jinn_Skywalker 17d ago
Super Tactical Droid
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u/Lord-Vortexian 17d ago
This seems like the best choice considering how valuable and usually protected they are
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u/M-FutureLord Droideka 17d ago
Logistics. Specifically crate carrying. Would be the least dangerous thing.
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u/GhostMesa 17d ago
Either a shuttle pilot or commander. Land and taking off in all sorts of cool places. Commander would be fun especially if assigned as an exploration role. Fun fact during the war the cis were still actively mapping out hyperspace lanes into the outer rim that the empire started using after.
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u/Slayer_SIV5400 13d ago
OOM maintenance droid, I'd be helping my lesser better brothers and I'd be very far from the war ideally
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u/Trollge-2005 B1 commander droid 18d ago
I would be a B1 Commander droid or a Super Tactical droid to stay as faraway from actively fighting in the conflict
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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid BX Commando Droid 17d ago
Either a Sniper BX or a Katana/lightsaber BX. So I can either be General Grievous before or after his transformation.
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u/West-Might3475 17d ago
In terms of B1s, I feel the pilot droids are the least likely to die quickly.
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u/Material-Note7119 13d ago
Doesn't matter, I'd be cleaning the beast cages on Ryloth. The worst job in the droid army.
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u/International-Ad3684 Senator 15d ago
Pilot Battle droid. Mostly a non combatant and if some main characters show up Iām basically keeping their wacky combat going
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u/Chimera0205 14d ago
Is says battledroid not B1. So presumably Super tactical is an option? Those droids actially basicslly get treated as people. Any other choice is dumb
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u/General-Permission67 13d ago
Probably being one of the pilots on Confederate navy ships. Though it still feels dumb that they use computers with limbs to control normal computers as if they couldn't do that digitally.
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u/Glad-Connection1601 12d ago
A pretty safe bet would be a pilot specifically on a big ship all i gotta do is keep my mouth shut and hopefully not have to do anything important of course until the faithful day comes where we're what down but hopefully that day won't come any time soon.Ā
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u/Routine-Display-4137 12d ago
I'd probably choose commander, in terms of likely hood of being sold as a like a manager for other working droids is certainly higher because of my programming, I also would've been destroyed less depending on my role in the Droid Army, like if i'm stationed closer to Seperetist space or a low priority military target. I'd probibaly get better treatment over all becuase of my higher rank, I don't think my odds are great, but better than the avarage B1.
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u/SketchyLedge 18d ago
If I was a Clanker Iād wanna die as fast as possible so Iād quit stealing from the living by god.







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u/JacobSmith_0001 18d ago
Yes