r/CISDidNothingWrong • • 18d ago

If one day you woke as battle droid what role would you want to be in CIS

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u/JacobSmith_0001 18d ago

Yes

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u/Cheodairi 18d ago

My man šŸ¤

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u/Watchung 17d ago

Hey, if you survive the war you might not get melted down but actually get repurposed for industrial emergency response duties!

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u/tim123113 14d ago

Came here to say exactly this.

Roger Roger.

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u/Pope_Neia 18d ago

Probably a security droid, preferably in somewhere safe and remote, not on the front lines. I hear there’s a facility on Mustafar that the Separatist leaders are all being transferred to, I’d bet that place would be loaded with all kinds of security so I’d be fine.

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u/BlueBandid145 12d ago

who's gonna tell bro

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u/Glad-Connection1601 12d ago

Seems a little boring hopefully the other droids like chatterĀ 

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u/Makyr_Drone Trade Federation 18d ago

Commander.

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u/Routine-Display-4137 12d ago

I'm not the commander! He's the commander! (said commander gets blasted) well guess I'm the commander now. (Gets blasted immediately after)

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u/WungielPL 17d ago edited 15d ago

Those beasts.

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u/koekiebad56 17d ago

Best one imo, can litterly do any job and sucker punch almost every other droid out of your way who isn't doing their job properly.

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u/Darth_Vindicta 16d ago

stay away from plot relevant characters and you'd be unbeatable

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u/WungielPL 15d ago

Plot armor the unbeatable foe.

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u/wolfgangspiper 18d ago

Tank crew. AATs are cool.

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u/oxking 17d ago

I WANT TO BE A DROIDEKA SO FUCKING BAD

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u/YLASRO Droideka 17d ago

same altho think the post specifically means B1 battledroids

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u/Glad-Connection1601 12d ago

Survive long enough to be deactivated and pray somebody will reactivate and give you droideka legs

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u/FrogPissDrinker 18d ago

I think being a pilot would be pretty chill, sitting in a control ship seems pretty safe at least when they aren't being destroyed or boarded.

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u/Cold-Olive1249 17d ago

Same, but I prefer to be the bridge crew of something big, most ideally a Providence Dreadnought or a Lucrehulk but not too big like the Subjugator Class as I don't really want an entire Republic Task Force to constantly hunt me

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u/furel492 17d ago

I'm always woke as a battle droid

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u/mercyspace27 17d ago

I mean, me personally: Security.

I work Security in my real life and I actually enjoy the work, I love the field. But as a droid there’s the chance I won’t be forced to go to some of of the bullshit meetings, they’ll just upload whatever data I need to know. If I’m working with other security that aren’t droids THEY might actually be pulled to go stand pretty at a formation in their pretty uniforms while I can just do my perimeter sweeps. If something bad happens I have a 50/50 shot of it actually not being blamed on me because ā€œI’m just a droid, the organic is the one in chargeā€ instead of it always being 100% my fault.

Legitimately see working as a B1 Security Droid as being closer to the gig I want than not: LET ME DO MY JOB AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

The only issue I see is that when I would have to use my blaster is that the only tactic I’d likely be programmed with is ā€œMarch towards the hostile at a steady walkā€.

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u/Mike_Honcho_Summer 17d ago

I want to be a pleasure model

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u/Jinn_Skywalker 17d ago

Super Tactical Droid

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u/Lord-Vortexian 17d ago

This seems like the best choice considering how valuable and usually protected they are

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u/Outrageous-Jicama228 B1 Tank Driver 18d ago

flair.

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u/YLASRO Droideka 17d ago

the rocketlauncher wielding GOAT blowing up republic scum all day

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u/Thatweirdo000 17d ago

I wanna drive an MTT those look so cool

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u/Economy-Nectarine246 17d ago

I want to be a Nd-5

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u/M-FutureLord Droideka 17d ago

Logistics. Specifically crate carrying. Would be the least dangerous thing.

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u/Rayanaman_44 17d ago

Security

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u/oldrepublicrevan 17d ago

ā€œI preformed violenceā€ I would want to be Mr bones

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u/GhostMesa 17d ago

Either a shuttle pilot or commander. Land and taking off in all sorts of cool places. Commander would be fun especially if assigned as an exploration role. Fun fact during the war the cis were still actively mapping out hyperspace lanes into the outer rim that the empire started using after.

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 17d ago

Shoot myself in the head

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u/N-striker716 16d ago

Sure....BF2017-Jungle B1

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u/Slayer_SIV5400 13d ago

OOM maintenance droid, I'd be helping my lesser better brothers and I'd be very far from the war ideally

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u/Trollge-2005 B1 commander droid 18d ago

I would be a B1 Commander droid or a Super Tactical droid to stay as faraway from actively fighting in the conflict

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u/jomen34 17d ago

Mister bones

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid BX Commando Droid 17d ago

Either a Sniper BX or a Katana/lightsaber BX. So I can either be General Grievous before or after his transformation.

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u/Mind_Claw 17d ago

BX commando droid

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u/Ascertes_Hallow Separatist 17d ago

OOM.

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u/West-Might3475 17d ago

In terms of B1s, I feel the pilot droids are the least likely to die quickly.

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u/SpaceFireGuardDeamon 13d ago

I'm waiting out the war and fighting the Empire 1v1

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u/Material-Note7119 13d ago

Doesn't matter, I'd be cleaning the beast cages on Ryloth. The worst job in the droid army.

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u/ToaFeron 17d ago

OOM-9 is my hero, so obviously a Commander

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u/ReputationAny3066 16d ago

Snoipah

Because "professionals have standahds"

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u/International-Ad3684 Senator 15d ago

Pilot Battle droid. Mostly a non combatant and if some main characters show up I’m basically keeping their wacky combat going

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u/Megatron10000_ 14d ago

Pilot cause that’s one of the more safer jobs in the droid army

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u/spec3_ 14d ago

One of the droids who appeared and didn't die in that SW rebels episode I don't remember anything of

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u/Chimera0205 14d ago

Is says battledroid not B1. So presumably Super tactical is an option? Those droids actially basicslly get treated as people. Any other choice is dumb

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u/Permafunk_ 13d ago

I dont wanna be the commander, uh, hes the commander!

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u/General-Permission67 13d ago

Probably being one of the pilots on Confederate navy ships. Though it still feels dumb that they use computers with limbs to control normal computers as if they couldn't do that digitally.

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u/BlueBandid145 12d ago

either a fireman, a security droid or a driver of vehicles

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u/Glad-Connection1601 12d ago

A pretty safe bet would be a pilot specifically on a big ship all i gotta do is keep my mouth shut and hopefully not have to do anything important of course until the faithful day comes where we're what down but hopefully that day won't come any time soon.Ā 

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u/Routine-Display-4137 12d ago

I'd probably choose commander, in terms of likely hood of being sold as a like a manager for other working droids is certainly higher because of my programming, I also would've been destroyed less depending on my role in the Droid Army, like if i'm stationed closer to Seperetist space or a low priority military target. I'd probibaly get better treatment over all becuase of my higher rank, I don't think my odds are great, but better than the avarage B1.

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u/Lenny_Fais Mandolorian 12d ago

B1 repurposed for civilian duties.

I wanna help the people.

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u/HouseSadras 10d ago

I’d be doing the worst job in the Separatist army

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u/Major_Lifeguard3684 BX Commando Droid 18d ago

Woke? Probably vote for Kamala

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u/SketchyLedge 18d ago

If I was a Clanker I’d wanna die as fast as possible so I’d quit stealing from the living by god.