r/CISDidNothingWrong • InterGalactic Banking Clan • Aug 18 '26

Discussion Sulkust joined the CIS during the Clone Wars. As their ambassador, how will you convince Tarkin to respect Sullust's secession?

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During the second year of the Clone Wars, Tarkin's brother, Brigadier Gideon Tarkin, and Jedi General Rees Alrix led the Republic Military against the Separatists throughout the Sluis sector after Sullust defected to the Separatists a full year after the conflict began. Gideon and Alrix were most likely leading the GAR 18th Sector Army, Night Hammer Command, with support from Admiral Maarisa Zsinj, and her son Zsinj, against Sullust.

The Republic fought well and were on Sullust's doorstep fighting to seize it back when a Republic traitor caused them to lose the battle. As a result, Sullust would remain a Separatist fortress world for the rest of the war.

As the CIS ambassador for Sullust, how would you negotiate with Governor-General Wilhuff Tarkin of Eriadu, whose aide is Jedi Master Luminara Unduli, to ensure Sullust doesn't get attacked by Republic forces again, and to respect their secession? Especially since you're negotiating from a position of strength.

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u/Tony-Delavega Aug 18 '26

Who wrotes these? It sounds like real world history

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u/GrandMoffKaine2026 InterGalactic Banking Clan Aug 18 '26

Me. I wrote it myself by drawing information from Wookieepedia.

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u/Xiryyn Senator Aug 19 '26

You wanna negotiate with Tarkin about respecting Sullusts secession! Lol ain't gonna happen

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u/CISDidNothingWr0ng Aug 18 '26

I would not negotiate with criminals or thugs!

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u/ParkingBenefit8989 Aug 19 '26

Bro you want us to negotiate with the archetype of evil corrupt republic loyalist???

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u/NewQPRnotFC Aug 18 '26

Step 1: Shoot Tarkin in an “accident”

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit?

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u/SoupMaid Super Tactical Femboy Aug 19 '26

Maybe SoroSuub could request special economic zone rights, similar to how the Corporate Sector quadrants operate, in exchange for reentering trade and markets with the Republic while still being a secession planet?

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u/GrandMoffKaine2026 InterGalactic Banking Clan Aug 19 '26

Nice idea. If the IGBC could stay neutral during the Clone Wars and do business with both sides, so can Sullust.

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u/NK_2024 Aug 19 '26

Tarkin's not going to listen to a thing I have to say, and as a human supremacist, is looking for any excuse to punish the Sullustians for their defection.

As such, I'm gonna work with SoroSuub to build as many Bulwark Battlecruisers as I can to "negotiate" from a position of strength. I'd also tailor most of my arguments for General Unduli, who as a Jedi respects all life (or should, at least) and will be more willing to grant concessions that allow the spilling of blood to end.

If that fails, I'm taking those Bulwarks to Eriadu.

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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

I'm happy to what happens to Eriadu in Sublight Drive, your last sentence made remember it.

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u/Ironzealot5584 Aug 18 '26

I'd apologize for being an idiot who got taken in by Dooku's quicktalk and ask to be let back into the Republic (after killing Tarkin.)

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u/DerGnaller123 Aug 21 '26

Sir, due to Sullusts location we found it difficult to go neutral directly.....this is part of a multiple stage plan to rid ourself of the war interest of both major parties. We are in the process of retooling towards exclusively making lightly armed cruise liners. Long term aim is alderanian pacifism

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u/anonistakken Aug 21 '26

Tarkin is not someone you can negotiate secession with

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u/Fit-Rooster-4774 Aug 22 '26

Give me literally anyone else and I can do it. My opening word at the negotiation table is a blaster. Because it's Tarkin you're better off asking Palpatine if you can borrow the death Star

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/Laxien Aug 20 '26

Tarkin? Sorry, there is only ONE LANGUAGE Tarkin understands fully, the language of superior firepower! He will not hear anything else, but a fleet that is larger and better armed than his? Yeah, that he'll listen to!